Dont you just hate...

[sagiliam]

going to wipe your arse after being on the shitter, and then realising that either there is none left at all. Or that the roll is empty and the toilet roll supply is located jst far enough away that you must stand up! I know its random, hence it being posted in random banter, bt it just happened to me lol.

Might as well make someting of the post... got any funny "on the shitter" stories?Or am i taking it too far lol??


Ls

[Louise]

I have,
My son likes to come to the loo with me - This is to teach him to use it, and he always will go after me. Cept, when he runs out the bathroom saying 'mommy poo'ed'

[Rookie]

In our hall we have a poo chart, where you write down the time of your poo in hours, minutes and seconds, and if you wish, the consistency. So far everyone's combined efforts in that one cubicle total around 6 1/2 hours.

[sagiliam]

[TheShaggyDA]

[Finglonga]

[ken]

err you mean
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[Ste]

[R1stu]

I hate it when you got cheap paper and it splits when wiping and your fingers then smell for hours

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[Louise]

Heard of soap

[sagiliam]

[R1stu]

Washing your hands dosnt always get rid of it! depends on how strong your shit/soap is!
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[scoota bk]

Wash your hands again and use shitloads of soap!


Don't think I'll bother telling you about when I had a REALLY bad case of the skits and had a choice of shitting outside my house or very wet smelly legs.....

[sagiliam]

no no tell us!!

[tokarev]

I remember one of my friends telling me of how one of his mates needed a shit badly whilst he was out and so done it outdoors. No toilet paper so used his hands to clean his arse and wiped the shit on a wall.

He then proceeded to go home and make himself a sandwich without washing his hands!

Sick, disgusting, dirty bastard.

Edit: it wasn't you was it scoota bk?

[Whosthedaddy]

[owdamer]

[headlamp]

https://www.crappersquarterly.com/images/Bristol_Stool_Chart.png

That looks like different types of chocolate.
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[Whosthedaddy]

[shaun_04]

I just thought, has anyone ever done that trick with the cling film and the toilet? - I have heard about it loads but never known anyone who has done it.

[McGee]

[kawashima]

Washlet(hot water shower to annus)is very popular here. Is this popular also in U.K.?? You don't need to scrub with paper, just absorb the waterdrops. Very comfortable system.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ja/e/e3/Washret.jpg
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[_Will_]

No.
We have the bog standard urm.....bog.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/images/mind/disgust/morescience_disgust/toilet.jpg


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[beatnck]

/\/\ nice pic /\/\

[MattHirst]

Very.....erm....strange thread

Someone gave me this link the other day, i fet sick

www.ratemypoo.com