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Shaun
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PostPosted: 14:48 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: How come... Reply with quote

I constantly receive unwanted emails trying to get me to buy penis enlargement pills, why is it that it's always the male with the problem? They should start making vagina tightening pills, it's a common problem so why only target one audience when there's another out there not being touched, it's a money making idea I tell thee!

So, who wants to buy some? only £10 for 5 pills plus p&p! Thumbs Up
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Feasty
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PostPosted: 14:54 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Re: How come... Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:
They should start making vagina tightening pills, it's a common problem so why only target one audience when there's another out there not being touched,


What so NONE of them are being touched!? Poor things... Laughing
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JonB
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PostPosted: 15:54 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun you should worry more if it's only you getting the emails. Razz
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PostPosted: 16:10 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Because you have a small willy? Smile
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0ddball
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PostPosted: 16:22 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anyway, about these penis enlargement pills. What do they taste like?
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

SpannerMonkey wrote:
Anyway, about these penis enlargement pills. What do they taste like?


Thats a spit the tea over the keyboard comment Laughing
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nc30 chick
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PostPosted: 16:33 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get those emails too and im a woman! Shocked
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tokarev
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PostPosted: 16:37 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Don't you normally get these if you sign up to porn sites? Laughing

Anyway, I don't get them much, maybe the odd one or two every so often.
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nc30 chick
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cant say I've ever logged onto any porn sites before. Confused
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Ste
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PostPosted: 17:03 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

You get spam if your email address is anywhere that can be seen by bots (programs) trawling the 'net looking.

And if you sign up to dodgy porn sites then you're just saving them the effort of having to find your email. Razz
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Mary Jane
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PostPosted: 17:15 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

yeah, I get penis enlargement spam too.

and there are horny housewives who want to meet ME!!! :o
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techierob
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PostPosted: 17:29 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ste wrote:
You get spam if your email address is anywhere that can be seen by bots (programs) trawling the 'net looking.


not forgetting the rather brain-dead trick of grabbing the primary mx for a domain and then sending spam to every single conceivable email address at that domain. I've seen bots attempt over 10,000 addresses without hitting a single valid account.

If you have an address like [email protected], then you do tend to come off rather badly Neutral
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ken
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PostPosted: 17:31 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here you go https://www.spamfighter.com/ you get the pro version free for a month, when it expires like mine has you get the basic version without doing or d/l anything, but no support or updates, works great you can ad spam or remove it, in case it see’s something as spam when it isn’t

Try it its F-O-C
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PostPosted: 17:45 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

We get such bad spam that we've signed up to trial a McAfee 'on-line' spam catcher. Basically it sits between our email server and office server, and weeds out all the rubbish. It's very expensive! I get about 150 spam emails a day, so on a Monday it's a nightmare wading through all the rubbish. It's not from surfing porn sites but from having a 'visible' presence on the internet, with the same email address for 10 years!
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0ddball
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PostPosted: 18:06 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I use good old yahoo mail. It's free, not isp based and does a fantastic job of filtering out all the crap.
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techierob
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PostPosted: 18:06 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I always set my mail servers up with exim, spamassassin and sa_exim to boot the spammers off during the smtp transaction rather than after the damage has already been done. I also sign up to all the top relay blacklists and regularly feed ham and spam to spamassassin to keep the bayesian filters in shape.

A lot of spam seems to get sent from trojaned windows machines that are quietly used to send the stuff out without the user's knowledge. If you've ever had a windows box trojaned, then chances are you're a spammer yourself.

Oh, and if you want to track down the real spammers and give them a "good talking to", then you might want to start with these chaps:

https://www.spamhaus.org/statistics/spammers.lasso
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R1stu
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get so much now from my business account that I now have a whitelist!

I keep getting jpg spam, where the title and body is normal random words and the spam is a jpg image!
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PostPosted: 21:33 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

R1stu wrote:
I keep getting jpg spam, where the title and body is normal random words and the spam is a jpg image!


I get lots like that. How can I get rid of it?

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daz|n00by
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PostPosted: 22:19 - 24 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

You should try them !!! they really do worki've gone from a 101/2 "normal guy to a monster 13 "


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PostPosted: 00:47 - 25 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

daz|n00by wrote:
You should try them !!! they really do worki've gone from a 101/2 "normal guy to a monster 13 "


Wink


Centimetres don't count, sorry Daz.
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andrea
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PostPosted: 12:06 - 25 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I get about 50 of them every day, its ridiculous. No i don't want investment tips, viagra, online pharmaceuticals, a penis enlarger or a loan for $352,000

P1sses me right off when it takes an hour to go through 60 emails to find i only want to read10 of them Evil or Very Mad
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PostPosted: 14:03 - 25 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

VTR SP1 wrote:
R1stu wrote:
I keep getting jpg spam, where the title and body is normal random words and the spam is a jpg image!


I get lots like that. How can I get rid of it?

SP1


Havent a clue! all the email address are different so you cant just add sender/domain to blocked! What I have done now is set up a safe list so I only recieve mail from trusted sources!

I then check the junk mail for any safe messages and then add them to the whitelist.
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PostPosted: 22:40 - 25 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

What do you mean by whitelist?

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PostPosted: 04:03 - 26 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

You people give out your email addresses to freely. Mine is a standard Hotmail account which I've had for a good 2 years, and I get no spam whatsoever. Well, I get about 30 emails a day from Freecycle Somerset, but that's only because I joined and forgot my password, so I can't unsubscribe. I currently have 715 unread messages. Rolling Eyes 100 of them are eBay threatening legal action, and the rest are Freecycle. Laughing

But other than that, I get virtually no spam mail. I can't remember having a penis enlargement email etc for years.
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Graham88
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PostPosted: 05:05 - 26 Nov 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rookie wrote:
But other than that, I get virtually no spam mail. I can't remember having a penis enlargement email etc for years.


Maybe they know that even the pills can't work miracles on you?


Laughing
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