Almost nicked

[McGee]

Well last night I had a late night which is a good thing as around 4 am my dog started to bark like he has never normaly done

I go upstairs (was in the basement) to see nothing go into my bros old room which has thebest view of the street and and my bike is parked under the window to see people around my bike

I grabbed my bro's baseball bat and opened the front door and saw about 3 little shits running off

The thing that gets me is c*unts stole my chain and lock and split my cover !!!

https://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3416/pix014gy5.jpg

So I sat up the rest of night watching and waiting.

Thing that makes me laugh is I had access to guns but still went for a bat

Oh and the bikes moving in downstairs too
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[phatstorage]

they stole your chain? ha
what are they gonna do with that then?
Damn these chain gangs

Also how did you hear your dog bark but not hear your chain being cropped?
It usually makes abit of a bang.

[McGee]

Playing BF2142 with the volume cranked up headphones on and happy in my own little world

Dog was at my feet sleeping I thought next thing I know he is going mad.

And no idea where my chain went
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[tatters]

Should of got them "american history X" style
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[mr.z]

I'd consider parking it elsewhere for a day or two if you can, since they'll be back (knowing its not got a chain and all) or maybe take the bars off or similar..
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[MarkJ]

Unlucky dude, does the bike have an alarm on it? If you were to have shot and killed one of them whilst they were running away would you be OK since it's America, or get fucked over just like here? What did they thieves look like?

Also, what's BF2142 like?

[CoronaBoner]

Set some bear traps up, and once there caught you can get some payback.

Do get the bike in the house though if you can.

Santa I hope will bring these thugs sweet FA for Chrismis!!
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Cluck cluck chicken

[Syx]

[colin1]

they are gonna come back and nick you bike, get another lock asap and a ground anchor if poss
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[MattHirst]

[Rookie]

Close shave, well done for chasing 'em off. I agree with the others, get it to a neighbours or into a shed or garage for a few nights, they might well come back.

And get yourself a Datatool too!

[stinkwheel]

Isn't the standard procedure to shoot them in the chest then drag them inside, call the cops and tell them you just shot an intruder?

I'd probably use hollow points so the bullet stays inside the corpse (no difficult questions like "If you shot him inside, how come there's a bullet lodged in this garage door?").

I'd empty the rest of the mag into him once you're inside too so there is convincing 'splatter' up the walls and carpet.

You'd probably qualify for a cash reward from the NRA too.

EDIT: Best plant a knife on them too.

[m99dws]

You're in the states, where's your 8 car garage? I hate theives, you should have free range over their punsihment if caught taking your stuff.

[McGee]

Stink your a legend

And she will be going in the back room tonight can have a nice warm room to herself

*Goes and fetchs 1911*
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[extreme3d]

[ncrn]

[ColdInsomnia]

I freaking see red if anyone goes near my bike(s) now.

Seriously, I just grab the nearest hard / sharp object and sprint outside.

Of course in this backwards fucked up country I can just about ask politely for them to please stop trying to steal my bike - any more and the cops / lawyers will anally rape me.
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[st3v3]

they will probs be back within the week a bit more prepared, so wel done for getting her indoors, they may have stole your chain to come back with it and use their lock to chain it up? so you can't use the bike have no mercy on 'em.
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[Rawker]

[Duckyboos]

[colin1]

i like rawkers avatar, not sure how long it will last tho

[GodzGift]

in all honesty forensics would get you, as they would has evidence from neigbours of sharp bang, plus possible small traces maybe big bits of flesh in the outside of your house.

what you need is a stun dart with a chemical that will dissolve in the human body so it cannot show up in the autopsy,

after shooting the cunt with the stun gun drag him inside,

you can either shoot him with a real gun and say it was self defence.

or

you will to chop him up, in the tub, and youse very strong acid which will dissolve bone and flesh and pretty much stir and dissolve the whole body.

you will need to now change the carpets and retile bathroom, to loose smal traces of DNA, but it can still be hard to loose it completely.

This is too much hassle but then again, if this type of thing turns u on then why not, you ll be doing the community a Favour,

ONE LESS THEFT on the streets.

i like the good old bat method, run out, smash his face in and plant a knife in his,
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[feef]

this is well thought thru...

[Louise]

[GodzGift]