The Mystery of Morning Wood...

one1895 · Posted: 17:54 - 28 Jul 2003 Post subject: The Mystery of Morning Wood...

Why...? Your suggestions and ideas please. Razz

Cam.
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TGE125NSR · Banned Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Karma :

Haha!

You mean the third leg you find in the morning?

Confused

one1895 · Posted: 18:03 - 28 Jul 2003 Post subject:

Yes, the third yet slightly smaller leg compared to the other two, that seems to sprout out during the night. Wink

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Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

Maybe we just find sleep so exciting that we get aroused! Either that or there is a magical fairy that tickles your balls whilst your sleeping to arouse you! Laughing

one1895 · Posted: 18:05 - 28 Jul 2003 Post subject:

TGE125NSR · Banned Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Karma :

Yeah i would love to know the explanation by early morning peg leg.

Is it a horny teenager thing?

Its annoying, waking with a wood and wanting a cup of tea i have to get dressed and try and hide it, then i need a piss and you cant piss with a hardon can you???!?!!

aarrgh! Embarassed

Scotty · Scooter Boi Joined: 31 Jul 2002 Karma :

No idea mine stopped when i was 15, lol.
i think its died, to much jacking off , i think i killed it.

Rolling Eyes

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one1895 · Posted: 18:14 - 28 Jul 2003 Post subject: Re: lol

one1895 · Posted: 18:15 - 28 Jul 2003 Post subject:

M1ke · Ped Boi Joined: 11 Jun 2002 Karma :

Males normally have erections (penile tumescence) during their sleep. The erections come 4 - 5 times a night about the time when dreaming or REM sleep occurs. As far as scientists know, the subject matter of the dream does not predict whether or not there will be an erection. The erections are a normal part of REM sleep for males of all ages. Doctors may record the circumference of a man's penis all night long to check for the presence, size and duration of erections. Such erections are called episodes of Nocturnal Penile Tumescence (NPT). It is now recognized that erectile dysfunction (impotence) may be caused by a variety of physiological conditions – such as damage to the nerves that regulate blood flow into the penis. NPT recordings may be done to determine, independent of psychological factors, the extent of a man’s erectile capability. This information can be used to select from the many treatments now available for erectile dysfunction, including, but not limited to, sildenafil (Viagra).
The relationship between REM sleep and erections is also the reason that men frequently wake up in the morning with an erection without having any particular desire to engage in sexual activity. There is a commonly held, but incorrect, belief that morning erections are due to a full urinary bladder. This belief really makes no sense. For example, men do not get erections during the day before urination. The correct explanation for morning erections involves the way nighttime sleep is organized. We have most of our REM sleep in the early morning, usually between 4 - 7 AM. Therefore, each morning we are very likely to awaken directly from REM sleep or, at the very least, soon after a long REM period has ended. Thus, men are very likely to awaken in the morning with a REM sleep-related erection.

TGE125NSR · Banned Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Karma :

LOL

Maybe because its cause your a virgin and it goes away once you get laid?

and what about those dodgy little spotty things that grow underneath it and around the top?
They arent penis warts.

Mr Penis Expert? do you know?

Sometimes i wish i had a vagina, at least it isnt obvious if i get turned on in public, im kind of a big boy! Embarassed

Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

Laura · Playboy Bunny Joined: 28 Jul 2003 Karma :

hey lads trust me being female not that easy either!

if u thinks its bad enuf waking up wiv one on whilst ure moms in the room opening curtains etc

think how we feel mood swings etc

lol
but it has to b the funniest thing eva to c a lad wiv a stiffy and they are so trying to hide it cus it neva happens

laura

TGE125NSR · Banned Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Karma :

Hello Laura my MSN buddy, you liked this topic didnt you!

I HATE MORNING WOOD!!!!

M1ke · Ped Boi Joined: 11 Jun 2002 Karma :

TGE125NSR · Banned Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Karma :

Korn, can we please have a health club forum thing.

Newbie is going to be the moderator!

Muahhahaa Embarassed

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TGE125NSR · Banned Joined: 07 Jul 2003 Karma :

I hate that, w@nking as soon as you wake up, and i don't have a shower in my house so i'm buggered.

Stick it under the cold tap!

Rolling Eyes

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Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

Your best bet for taking a pee whilst you have a stonker is to stand approximately 5 metres away from the toilet take aim and fire!

Remember to lift the seat though not only does it give you a larger area to aim for but it also helps to stop you getting shouted at by female members of the household! Very Happy