No man should see his wormy bits

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

My mate Nick and I have both had crashes that have split our scrotal sacks open causing our testicles to exit our bodies ( Hitting your petrol cap or handle bars at 50mph does that) we sat in the pub recently laughing about how bad the experiance is, Nick summed it up well " No man should see his own wormy bits."
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brianmcewan.co.uk · Brolly Dolly Joined: 25 May 2006 Karma :

So painful you would have to laugh Shocked

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sickpup · Old Timer Joined: 21 Apr 2004 Karma :

I remember when a rider at Securicor did this. He sat in the office whining so the controller threw a large pen at his nuts, gave him something to whine about.

Mark312 · Scooby Slapper Joined: 12 Oct 2006 Karma :

I can feel that now. OOooooowwwwwww!!!!!! Crying or Very sad

By the way, did the hospital manage to return them to their rightful place, and if so are they functioning well?

Just in case I decide to jump over the handlebars at 50 mph at some point in the future... Rolling Eyes

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ram_doom · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Karma :

The insides of the scrotum are pretty disgusting looking to be fair Sick

does literally look like worms
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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Nick had a child last year so he is cool, my family are grown up now. As for scars, God was very wise when he made our bollock sacks all wrinkly, scars do not show, Very Happy

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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

I try and warn young riders of the dangers of speed etc but nothing gets it home like the prospect of sitting in a pint of blood at the side of the road with your nuts wraped in some kind lady's used hankie whilst you wait for an ambulance to arrive.
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peppa pig · Scooby Slapper Joined: 30 Oct 2006 Karma :

Another reason I'm grateful that I'm not a man Very Happy

On the upside, it might make easier for the Doc to get at them if you ever go for the snip Laughing

Being serious though, it does sound nasty and not something I'd ever want to witness.

st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

witness, is something i never want to experience....

ouch...

this topic would never have crossed my mind, why do you bring these subjects up? Crying or Very sad

how can i make my day 'better' now? Laughing

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akaDAVE · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Karma :

It does make you think just how vunerable your nuts are when riding a bike, maybe we should think about protective armour.

We merrily ride along with our legs spread either side of what is effectively an anvil, with our nuts are travelling at anything up to 100mph just waiting for any sudden deceleration to send them crunching into it.

Sick

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colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

we lose speed freak siggi, and we gain a guy with a novel approach to road safety advice Smile

i do like bikes, but the thought of something like that is enough to make me consider getting a car

i know i wouldnt like it though, as i have had one before

cars are shit

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

1950s Triumphs had a chromed steel rack bolted on top of the petrol tank for carrying maps and other small items. Wise bikers removed it, they were universally known as bollock graters.

If you are unlucky enough to pop your plums out expect no sympathy. You will walk like an arthritic cowboy and be met with howls of laughter when you explain what you did and I guarantee no one will want to look at your stitches.
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Mark312 · Scooby Slapper Joined: 12 Oct 2006 Karma :

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colin1 · Captain Safety Joined: 17 Feb 2005 Karma :

whats your problem ? i liked siggi

just found it funny that just as siggi goes, this guy comes along who is the opposite

if anyone knows where siggi posts now, id like to know

ken · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Oct 2006 Karma :

colin wrote:

st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Was Siggi one of those reliable chaps that always kept his bollocks in his sack?
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st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

well, the, erm, simple answer to your query is do a search for/about siggi's posts by SEARCH link ^^^SEARCH^^^^ up there^^ near users groups etc, mixed opinion on him and recent events, so i have found wise to keep trap shut.....

also i believe i am right in saying 95% of topics relating to him have been F&F'd.

can you work out from that were to luck^^? Laughing

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