Worst christmas present...

Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

Just because the thread on VD made me laugh! Mr. Green

My worst one this year was a very chep looking wallet and key holder set, I won't be using them in a hurry.

..... · Quote Me Happy Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

Well seeing as I got socks and and shaving gel it's errrr..... the socks I suppose.

Annabella · Like a person, only smaller Joined: 03 Feb 2002 Karma :

Not necessarily the worst because they certainly gave us a good laugh, but the usual range of random and bizarre presents from my increasingly bonkers Gran.

This years' collection included:
A bag full of covered coathangers
A box of candles
A bag full of nail polish in varying shades of pink (I've never painted my nails with anything other than clear thanks to a very regimented school inspection procedure)
and socks (that in now way will stretch to fit Jon's feet)

Laughing

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Dazbo666 · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Jun 2004 Karma :

Shower gel box set for me, and another jewellry box for the OH...
They're presents that we get EVERY year from the same person.

As you can imagine the shower gel gets used, but my OH now has 4 jewellry boxes. She even spoke to the person that gave her the boxes, basically asking if they still had the receipt, but was advised to sell the boxes on Ebay!! LOL
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st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

i actually liked all my presents this year Very Happy

so ....

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Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

maybe not

i'm sooo busy i just happened to make time, but felt like it, i didn't realise there had to be a need to post Rolling Eyes

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Al · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Feb 2006 Karma :

I got a 2006 Moto gp calendar Confused

It was from my Mum and she didn't even notice that it was a year old.
But its ok I took it back today and changed it for the 2007 one Thumbs Up

There was some other 2006 calenders mixed in aswell, so a few other other lucky people might have got them for presents aswell Smile

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ncrn · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 May 2006 Karma :

a really big box of chocolate fingers, I dont like chocolate fingers, Sad

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Suzuki · Roger Joined: 03 May 2005 Karma :

Worst present?

Probably a pair of socks off Ann's nan which are for size 4 - 7 feet. I have size 9 - 10 feet. Laughing

All my other presents are ace. Very Happy

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steveh · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Karma :

socks, and boxers..

since when has there ever been a shortage of either?

boxes of chocolate.. nice, tastes like cardboard, cheers gran Thumbs Up

jeans that dont fit.. shirt thats too big..

trainers, that are sumthing my dad wears, in the wrong size.. there now my dads, altho my mum bought me some others to replace them Thumbs Up

a wooly hat Neutral

just no.

o0 i love christmas.. Rolling Eyes

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Mary Jane · Traffic Copper Joined: 11 Jul 2005 Karma :

a snowman candle set.

complete with little wax christmas trees.

Oh and the same lavender bath set I got last year and still havent' even opened... I haaaaaaate lavender scent.

bikerbanditz · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 23 Nov 2006 Karma :

A cheap looking penis pump off a girl mate, I think someone may be trying to tell me something.
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stinkwheel · Bovine Proctologist Joined: 12 Jul 2004 Karma :

I got another bottle of aftershave off my Mum who knows full well I haven't shaved for six years.

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ken · World Chat Champion Joined: 12 Oct 2006 Karma :

A bottle opener that plays "the we wish you a merry Christmas" every time you open a bottle of beer

Twas ok for a couple, but a right pain now, think I might accidentally tread on it (dont think mother in law likes me much) Shocked

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ram_doom · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Mar 2006 Karma :

Napkin holder... wtf would a 23 year old do with a napkin holder? Only napkins I have are my sleeves Eh?

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Handsome · World Chat Champion Joined: 30 Dec 2005 Karma :

A Shower Cap.....

I Bic my head.....
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