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st3v3
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PostPosted: 14:27 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: What is the funniest thing you seen this week? Reply with quote

Don't slate me for this. Crying or Very sad (I seem to be digging myself a deeper hole)

thought i would post something on a positive note for a change ( althgough it was somewhat inspired from posts on the abbreviations thread, but what the hell.

mine were:
Arrow chavair
Arrow walloper's green bottle joke..

I need to get out more Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 14:39 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well I guess it would be palmers post about not being a spoilt brat. But outside of the forum I think would have been when I let a work colleague of mine have a go on the dt in my nans field.

She managed to put the bike in a bush, then fell into the dyke running along side it. It was well funny and she wasn't hurt and the bikes fine but we spent a while drying out her clothes.
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PostPosted: 14:41 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

sounds adventurous.

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PostPosted: 14:56 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

An easy one, this had me and my girlfriend laughing for ages

Sorry if this offends,but its too good not to post

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EacXSN4Sk0[/url]
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dude the link you have provided shows this error




The url contained a malformed video id.

Can you repost the link please Thumbs Up
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bikerbanditz
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

st3v3 wrote:
sounds adventurous.

Smile


Lets just say we were sitting in my nans front room, my workmate had one of my t-shirts on which was just far too big for her, my nans got a stern look on her face as if trying to say 'why did you let her have a go anyway' and me and my grandad are just sitting there trying not to break out laughing.
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PostPosted: 15:04 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

my apologise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0EacXSN4Sk0
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PostPosted: 15:12 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have seen it once before but its a legendary video. I also wet my pants when I first saw it! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:20 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bikerbanditz wrote:
then fell into the dyke running along side it.


How do you know she was a dyke? Was she wearing 'Dyk-ie' running shoes? Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:21 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The girl in question is actually a bi sexual but the dyke I meant was more like a little river/stream type thing running down the side of the field for irrigation not the pussy eating kind.
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PostPosted: 15:25 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Should I put [joke] and [/joke] before and after I say these things, to avoid confusion? Laughing Rolling Eyes

Also, too much info re: the lass in question!!! Shocked
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PostPosted: 15:30 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mudskipper wrote:
Should I put [joke] and [/joke] before and after I say these things, to avoid confusion? Laughing Rolling Eyes

Also, too much info re: the lass in question!!! Shocked


I knew it was a joke and yes I though I may have given a bit too much info there, ah well.
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PostPosted: 16:54 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think this thread is one of the funny ones,
mind you the majority of the threads are poo although some are completely out of the blue like the are you gay threads Smile
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PostPosted: 17:47 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

bikerbanditz wrote:
Well I guess it would be palmers post about not being a spoilt brat.



I'm here to entertain.
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PostPosted: 17:50 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yes you are Palmer, yes you are.
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PostPosted: 18:15 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

The funniest thing I've seen all week was my dog trying to itch his arse... he's too fat to get at the spot with his teeth, so he's been trying to sort of lunge backwards against the edge of the stairs.
After a while he gets a bit frustrated and goes into a growling and rolling fit before looking around the place as though feeling suddenly quite embrassed... then it begins anew...
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PostPosted: 18:27 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

can imagine the humour in the 'growl fit'. Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:28 - 29 Dec 2006    Post subject: Reply with quote

Throw the Missus' hair brush on the floor, see what he does..... Twisted Evil
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