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Mattastic
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PostPosted: 23:54 - 03 Aug 2003    Post subject: Hi All Reply with quote

Evening all

My first post on your board, so hope I fit in. Basically just a quick post and to say hi really Very Happy
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PostPosted: 23:57 - 03 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi,

Welcome to the mad house, which part of yorkshire are you from if you dont mind me asking?
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Mattastic
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PostPosted: 00:02 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm from Leeds but moving shortly to the outskirts of Leeds and Bradford
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Shaun
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PostPosted: 00:10 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's not a madhouse everything is perfectly normal, quiet and calm here!

Welcome aboard and and help yourself to colins food! Very Happy
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Ste
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PostPosted: 00:16 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hello. enjoy Smile

And yes it is a madhouse, and its not normal quiet but its sometimes calm
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kev
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PostPosted: 00:18 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

just remember the one important rule we all stick to

























don't feed the hobbits. Laughing
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PostPosted: 00:49 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Morning matt.

One more rule - avoid Kev unless you've got a chastity belt on; he'll shag anything!
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kev
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PostPosted: 08:28 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

not any more, i'm a married man. Very Happy
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Crazy Manx Man
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PostPosted: 11:46 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

McJamweasel wrote:
Morning matt.

One more rule - avoid Kev unless you've got a chastity belt on; he'll shag anything!


Laughing

Welcome aboard. Smile
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Danny
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PostPosted: 17:52 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Welcome to the forum Very Happy

So what do you ride then?
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andrew
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PostPosted: 17:55 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome, mines a pint. Smile
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Lee
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PostPosted: 17:59 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Welcome! Very Happy

/me waits for shaun to give the 'grand tour' Confused Razz
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Shaun
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't be bothered to do the tour anymore I have grown lazy however I still demand that people send me 1p a year to fund the savings towards a cbr 600rr! Twisted Evil

Oh and by the way, welcome! Very Happy
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Susi
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PostPosted: 18:02 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would proceed to say welcome, but unfortunately I am really in need of a urination facility. My bladder has maxed itself out after three pints of Coca-cola and twenty four ice cubes. So I think it best if I push forth and make my way towards that place with nice pink fluffy toilet tissue that feels soft on your woo woo. Bye bye.
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kev
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PostPosted: 18:04 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

and that was suzi, our resident strange but strangely attractive woman type thing. oh yea she is zimmas much better half as well.
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Lee
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PostPosted: 18:04 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Susi wrote:
I would proceed to say welcome, but unfortunately I am really in need of a urination facility. My bladder has maxed itself out after three pints of Coca-cola and twenty four ice cubes. So I think it best if I push forth and make my way towards that place with nice pink fluffy toilet tissue that feels soft on your woo woo. Bye bye.

I'm sure he really appreciated that graphic description Confused Just lucky you had been drinking coke, and not eating currys Shocked Confused
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Lee
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PostPosted: 18:05 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Kev i've just realised that you post more often than the average Royal Mail employee Razz Cool
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kev
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PostPosted: 18:07 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

i know, its because i'm a sad git with no life, no bike and broken arms.
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Susi
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lee wrote:
Susi wrote:
I would proceed to say welcome, but unfortunately I am really in need of a urination facility. My bladder has maxed itself out after three pints of Coca-cola and twenty four ice cubes. So I think it best if I push forth and make my way towards that place with nice pink fluffy toilet tissue that feels soft on your woo woo. Bye bye.

I'm sure he really appreciated that graphic description Confused Just lucky you had been drinking coke, and not eating currys Shocked Confused


You are very lucky that you have never had me in your presence. As others have seen and heard, I am a very graphic person. Sometimes it's to the point where you feel sick. Other times you'll find that you just didn't want to hear it. It's a very enjoyable thing seeing peoples faces... I still have Korn's imprinted in my head from when I told him about Zimma's wanking whilst he was eating KFC.

[edit] I should have read that over before I posted it. I'm having to correct it all now. Someone's playing. New things keep appearing. I didn't make this many stupid mistakes. It's eating and adding words! Arghhhh! I'm not weird, I swear I'm not weird. Ha ha ha.[/edit]
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kev
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PostPosted: 18:19 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

tell us more
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Susi
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PostPosted: 18:26 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I need psychological help...
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kev
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PostPosted: 18:31 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

we all know that, you date zim and think hes lovely. Twisted Evil
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Shaun
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PostPosted: 18:38 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Susi wrote:
It's a very enjoyable thing seeing peoples faces... I still have Korn's imprinted in my head from when I told him about Zimma's wanking whilst he was eating KFC.


Why the hell did you tell Korn that? Confused

Then again why the hell was Zimma masturbating whilst eating kfc? Shocked

I'm re-considering this party I'm scared of what I may witness or be told of!


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Susi
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PostPosted: 18:40 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

kev wrote:
we all know that, you date zim and think hes lovely. Twisted Evil


Mad But he is! He has a nice pert butt that I regularly like to grab and take bites from just so that he'll scream. He's all cudly, soft and furry just like a real teddy bear. And at night when I'm cold I know that just as long as I roll over he'll hug me and keep me warm. Plus it's always nice to be woken up by small little kissing flying around my face, neck and shoulders. The hard dick up against my butt is always a bonus. The only thing is that as of late, he seems to have taken a liking to biting my feet. Yesterday not only was he biting my big toe as I was trying to pull it away, he was sucking on it too. I swear Kev, you've been giving him some strange ideas you know.
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Susi
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PostPosted: 18:43 - 04 Aug 2003    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shaun wrote:

Why the hell did you tell Korn that? Confused

Then again why the hell was Zimma masturbating whilst eating kfc? Shocked

I'm re-considering this party I'm scared of what I may witness or be told of!


Ok, I don't think I quite phrased that properly. I'll try again... I told Korn whilst he was eating KFC about Zim wanking. So basically Kornel was eating KFC. Got that? I won't get into the rest because it's stupid, too long and it's about me accidently drinking Zimma's spit from a glass of Ribena.
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