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dransy
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PostPosted: 06:59 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: testicals Reply with quote

Has anyones balls ever gone up inside them?

It happened to me about 4 years ago when i was in the bath it scared the shit outta me so i pushed it back down , and its just happened again now , my left bollock ,

Owt to be worried about?
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PostPosted: 08:02 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah your actually that gay your body is giving you a gender op Laughing

In all fairness mate if its the boys it's not worth messing about get to the quack and drop your trousers

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PostPosted: 08:03 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

nope you do have to worry about twisting them though starves them of oxygen , if you are really scared of it you can get your ballsack cut open and have them sewn to your ball sack.

its not unusual , samurai would do it prebattle ,

southern style mantis alledgedly has a technique to withdraw them into the body, a guy I once worked with had a trick of playing roshambo with people , he'd take the first kick and be unfazed.
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PostPosted: 10:52 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Itchy wrote:
nope you do have to worry about twisting them though starves them of oxygen.


I had a friend at school that lost a nut due to it.

Torsion of the testes

Its a very dangerous situation.
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PostPosted: 10:56 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

it happens to me occasionaly, i even saw the doctor about it and he said dont worry about it Shocked
it doesent hurt but i find it VERY uncomfortable!
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PostPosted: 11:27 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

i was worried, but now i know i am not alone.... :lol Laughing

we are the gifted ones..he,he.. not bothered, just annoys me when i'm riding and the tank forces them up...not comfortable.
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PostPosted: 11:35 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

usually happens to me halfway through 'getting down to it' Laughing
kind of off putting really
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PostPosted: 12:21 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

My mate does it as a party trick..
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I reckon you're all just freaks! Laughing Wink
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PostPosted: 12:35 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Like said above it's nothing to be worried about, unless they/it twists.....
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PostPosted: 12:50 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happened to me when i was about 4. Had one operation to sew one down but split my stiches so had to have another. Now got to nice scars on my groin! Can be dangerous so id go and see a doctor if i were you.
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PostPosted: 12:57 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Re: testicals Reply with quote

dransy wrote:
It happened to me about 4 years ago when i was in the bath


Makes me wonder what you get up to in the bath? Does it include animals or were you on your own? Shocked Wink
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PostPosted: 14:42 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

you ball goes... back inside? haha wtf.
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PostPosted: 14:45 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

What? I can make my left testicle go inside my body, it's not hard. Confused
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PostPosted: 14:57 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You bunch of weiners.

My balls are way too big to go back inside. Razz
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PostPosted: 14:58 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

We are on about Testicles here, not anal balls. Razz
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PostPosted: 15:00 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jon B wrote:
We are on about Testicles here, not anal balls. Razz


You've mistaken me for Killa I think. Confused Laughing
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PostPosted: 15:17 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Suzuki wrote:
You bunch of weiners.

My balls are way too big to go back inside. Razz


Damn, beat me to it!!!
Very Happy
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PostPosted: 15:28 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dom_ wrote:
My mate does it as a party trick..

Have to say I've never been to one of those types of party Very Happy

...but then maybe I've led a sheltered life Wink
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PostPosted: 15:38 - 03 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

cc123 wrote:
Suzuki wrote:
You bunch of weiners.

My balls are way too big to go back inside. Razz


Damn, beat me to it!!!
Very Happy


You two need to pop your cherrys then, so you can empty them. Wink
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