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killa
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Random questions for random banter Reply with quote
If you were making a porno and your surname was Cook, what could be an amusing title for the film?

No...it's not me Rolling Eyes
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UrbanRacer
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PostPosted: 17:11 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
fuck you, ya cock
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Shaun
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PostPosted: 17:20 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cook'in pussy
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Resurrection
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PostPosted: 17:22 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
UrbanRacer wrote:
fuck you, ya cock


Does this offend you?

Is your last name cook?

Confused Confused

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GodzGift
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
beverlyhills 9021 HO!!!

nows thats random
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Suzuki
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PostPosted: 17:23 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
How about "I got anal beads for christmas"

Laughing
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GodzGift
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PostPosted: 17:39 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
ready, steady, cook her ass
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Resurrection
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PostPosted: 17:57 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Re: Random questions for random banter Reply with quote
killa wrote:
If you were making a porno and your surname was Cook, what could be an amusing title for the film?

No...it's not me Rolling Eyes


suzuki wrote:
"I got anal beads for christmas"
Made me laugh so much i spilt my brew Laughing Crying or Very sad

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Misc
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PostPosted: 17:57 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
GodzGift wrote:
beverlyhills 9021 HO!!!

nows thats random


In Diana Jones, Temple of poon.
The Loin King.
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m0l0t0v
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PostPosted: 19:40 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
The Da Vinci Load.

I got told it's actually real Shocked
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Misc
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PostPosted: 19:48 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Men in Back
Schindler's Fist
Deep Impact
Gone in 60 secounds

That film is real yes..
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0850269/
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tokarev
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PostPosted: 19:53 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Fast and the Furious: Back Seat Fuckin'
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tokarev
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cookin' Up Some Big Booty Lovin'
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Handsome
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PostPosted: 20:19 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Stink Fist 4...The Cook Returns..... Thumbs Up
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m0l0t0v
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PostPosted: 20:40 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Scat Wars
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**\Tarmacsurfer/** said: It's that immaculately manly coiffure of yours isn't it. One glimpse of your virile locks and the punters can't wait to buy whatever it is you suggest, as it might let them be just a little bit like the Adonis that is our very own Molly Very Happy Doovydoo said: Its not my fault I can't get it up properly, I just wasn't blessed Wink
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PostPosted: 20:50 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Good Will Humping

(cheers friends Wink )

Dr Do me a little

(CSI Vegas )
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WishayKillie
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PostPosted: 21:04 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Jurasic Poke

Top Cum
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Handsome
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PostPosted: 21:06 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Blue Rinse Bangers 7.....
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Silver
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PostPosted: 21:14 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
If this is simply a funny porn film name thread then my favourite has to be 'Chitty Chitty Gang Bang'.
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WishayKillie
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PostPosted: 21:18 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Silver wrote:
If this is simply a funny porn film name thread then my favourite has to be 'Chitty Chitty Gang Bang'.


Seems to be

erm Neutral

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Whosthedaddy
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PostPosted: 21:22 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Puss in Boots?
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Harold_Shand
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PostPosted: 21:24 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Cooks special sauce.
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Handsome
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PostPosted: 21:28 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
I rented the Banger Sisters because I thought it was porn.....

How much of a let down was that.....

Teach me to read the back of the box.....
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Project9928
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PostPosted: 22:23 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Ahhhhh come on noones had Grand Theft Anal Laughing
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Silver
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PostPosted: 22:25 - 04 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Project9928 wrote:
Ahhhhh come on noones had Grand Theft Anal Laughing


No-one asked how your weekend was! Shocked
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