Do you ever get a boner whilst you are riding?

[Ariel Badger]

Had one once for over 40 miles riding from Bishops Castle to Brum. It only went down when I hit Hagley.
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[.....]

Only if there's a girl on the back stroking it.

[Whosthedaddy]

[landy.s11a]

[zenith10]

lmao at this thread
cant say i ever have but then im still on my 50 maybe a rs 125 may be able to excite me more

[Ariel Badger]

Big British singles are the secret I guess plus a little pressure from the tank bag.
I once had a chick on the back of my 500 long stroke who orgasmed on a five mile trip.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[Johnny GSX-R]

Old chap shifts about a lot, from side to side but never a full on 'Custard Gun'.

[Handsome]

All the while...I get them at work to if I've used the Forklift for a prolonged period of time.....

Then's the time to ask the ladies if they want to feel what's in your pocket...Works every time...Ohhhhhhh Yeahhhhhhhhhh!
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Previous Bikes...Honda NSR 125 RR...Kawasaki Zephyr 550...Suzuki SV 1000 S...Yamaha FZ8...Current Bike...Suzuki GSX-R 750...

[brooky]

I can honestly say that I have never had one on the bike, Probably because all the blood has rushed to my head where I'm focussing.

Spose it makes a change from the "Best tyres to use" and "My bike does 120mph in first gear and its only a 50" threads, and for that. Well done
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Suzuki GSX-R 750 K6.

[trevoriv]

feckin hurts in one piece leathers

[Handsome]

Oh Yeah, don't do my usual trick and stick it down the trouser leg before hand...When it kicks off I can't get my foot back on the pedal.....

This has been a public service announcement.....
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Previous Bikes...Honda NSR 125 RR...Kawasaki Zephyr 550...Suzuki SV 1000 S...Yamaha FZ8...Current Bike...Suzuki GSX-R 750...

[Finglonga]

Glad I hav not had one on the bike...That much blood going there and I would probably pass out.

Top tip: Keep it tucked in your sock like I do then it shouldn't happen.
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Andy Sez....
F.Y.Y.F.F.

[yambabe]

No never.

Can't imagine why.......

I can however confirm that the pillion seat of a 1982 XS650 vibrates better than any washing machine!
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Sod falling in love, I wanna fall in chocolate.

[Handsome]

[brooky]

LOL
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Suzuki GSX-R 750 K6.

[JakeyR]

Haha what a thread

Only had one the once on my bike, was going down a dual carrageway, about 3 miles into it i remember thinking "sh1t, i've got a boner!" thing is, the bike shop i was going to was only a couple of miles away so i had to think of tractors and the lark to stop it before i had to get off the bike

[Handsome]

Any perticular Lark or just a random flock...
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Previous Bikes...Honda NSR 125 RR...Kawasaki Zephyr 550...Suzuki SV 1000 S...Yamaha FZ8...Current Bike...Suzuki GSX-R 750...

[tokarev]

Imagine crashing when you have a boner. Instant snapage.

Even if it didn't get snapped/crushed or whatever, then you would be laying on your back on the floor with a boner sticking upwards like the empire state building (well for me anyway) for all to see.

"Quick, the man with a boner needs resuscitation!"

[JakeyR]

[Project9928]

Hummmmmmm....... now I know why theres a dent in my tank

[Jebus]

never on me bike, in me leathers a few times when ive got off and warmth has gone back down there its 2 cold on my 80 miles a day commute for that to happen while riding
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125 Varadero

[irving]

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[bazza]

[befdelta7]

cant say that has happened to me but i do notice that my boxers rise up... i must look like a perv with me hand down me jeans trying to pull em down at traffic lights
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[McGee]

Tank humping is bad try shifting back on the seat a bit

I found it worked for me looked like a dog dry humping a leg
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