Whats the worst you`ve done to a car driver?

Krakatoa · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 05 Jun 2006 Karma :

Couple of days ago i got cut up really badly. Knob in his renault(and fucking phone)practically pushed me into a lorry cab trying to get 5 inches further ahead.

He did not check his mirrors, indicate or anything, just shifted to the right.

Anyways, whats the worst you`ve done to an idiot?

I`ve punched a few wing mirrors apart(they wasn`t using the damn things), and given plenty of this Middle Finger

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Edit, Wow don`t i sound like a rebel Laughing

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Stalk · Brolly Dolly Joined: 26 Dec 2005 Karma :

About 15 years ago a car full of chaps where doing the overtake and slow down thing in front of a van that was driving along the m25. after the 10th time they where slowly eased over into the central reservation crash barrier at about 50 mph. They did'nt bother the van driver again.

(The above may be a work of fiction)

edd · Nearly there... Joined: 06 Jul 2005 Karma :

Not really something I did, but it was funny in any case. I got chased by a twat in a brand new vectra for no apparent reason, while riding my ped (I was 16 at the time). He was all over the place shouting abuse, following me at speed while i was filtering away from him. At a round 45 mph I ducked in around a bus that was turning right at a junction. He was following about 3 inches off my rear tyre and clearly hadnt noticed that the scooter sized gap between the bus and parked cars wasnt a vectra sized gap. BANG 40mph to 0 instantly. I stopped to look. All his airbags had gone off and his car was a state. Had it been now I might have gone back to investigate and informed the police of the cause of the accident. Being 16 at the time I thought, this looks troublesome and just left.
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Finglonga · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Jul 2004 Karma :

A car driver has only ever wound me up so bad I did something about it, I don't take it out on mirrors pannels or any part of the car as IMO thats a chicken shit way of doing things.

This one cut me up on my KLR600 and clipped my front wheel with his bumper, Next junction I pulled up along side his car and dragged him out the car by his windpipe to have a few choice words with him........He turned out to be very apologetic. Rolling Eyes

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thx1138 · World Chat Champion Joined: 06 Oct 2005 Karma :

Just shouting.

Worst time, was actually when I was on a bicycle. Embarassed

After nearly getting hit on a roundabout at work (I'm a postie), full right of way, lights on, high vis jacket, I just went into the side of him, no actual damage done, and I went ballistic, and was screaming abuse until I went hoarse. Embarassed

Krakatoa · Borekit Bruiser Joined: 05 Jun 2006 Karma :

palmer · Fiddled Kiddy Joined: 21 Jul 2004 Karma :

hit her over the head with a tennis raquet whilst i was in the back.

headlamp · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Karma :

Not something I did but was 'involved' with.

In around 1988 I used to drive a Golf Gti 16 valve which in its day was a a very fast rocket shopper. I'd been in Bristol and driving back to London when this Vauxhall came up my backside - fast & started flashing, so I increased my speed and was soon doing over 130 on the M4, with the Cavalier, still sitting on my tail. Not wanting to take it further, I pulled into the middle lane to let the chap pass, and saw he was gesticulating with his fist (at 130) & looking at me - all of a sudden he veered to the left, across my lane - up the banking of the motorway, clips the side of the bridge and the car does a somersault, and rolls 4 times back down the banking. I stop - in the emergency lane & run back to see the guy crawling out of a totally wrecked car, his only injury being a small cut on his little finger & a bump on the head.

He had no recollection what had caused his accident, and I wasn't going to remind him so waited with him until the police arrived. I kind of felt sorry for him!
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Using a mobile phone while driving a car should be made a capital offence!

techierob · Traffic Copper Joined: 05 Oct 2006 Karma :

whacked him firmly 'round that head and called him a stupid c*nt. I'm not too sure whether it counts when it's self-inflicted though Confused

P4LERIDER · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 17 Aug 2006 Karma :

As i was filtering up to some traffic lights near the Merrie Harrier pub nr Penarth back in the spring, i was just pulling up next to some little red escort as the lights were red & the tosser driving the car flicked his fag out of the window bouncing off my leathers then coming to rest in my crotch!!! Needless to say i was less than impressed so I just picked it up & threw it back through his window into his own lap... aah the look on his face was class..

Mildly satisfying retribution Smile

mr.z · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Feb 2004 Karma :

Pulled their pubic hair out, fed it to them, beat them with a bag full of hammers, fired jets of hot acid into their ear canals and broken each bone carefully with a large pair of pliers, after which i'd eat them, get on a stepladder and shit them out onto their own car seat...

or did i imagine that... hmm...
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McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

I have a story I wish to tell but think I cant for legal reasons Laughing

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Its pronounced Jixxer!

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McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

No its something I done and feel really bad for Laughing

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Its pronounced Jixxer!

..... · Quote Me Happy Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

This:

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michael j · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Jan 2006 Karma :

He came off better than you then, Joe? Surprised

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st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

feck! that would take some doing...

how fast?
how hard did it hit other broken 'thing'?
who?

that looks naaasty! Laughing

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st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

shoot me if i'm getting this wrong,

but McGee hit Joe?

why? Confused

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MarkJ · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Apr 2006 Karma :

jackw72 · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Karma :

welll...

i wasnt actually riding or more driving but me in my mates car and we got cut up about 4 times by the same FAG which almost caused an accident! I recognised his car it was a dickhead at my schools dads and parents evening was a week earlier so we took the plate to mind and visited the car, we all had a wank in a bag and stuck it to the windshield Thumbs Up

but this is a regularly occurance round here!

sagalout · Nearly there... Joined: 09 Jun 2006 Karma :

..... · Quote Me Happy Joined: 15 Jan 2005 Karma :

jackw72 · World Chat Champion Joined: 18 Nov 2006 Karma :

no we took it in turns =]

slight gayness but well worth it in the end Thumbs Up

i mean its been up dirtier things Rolling Eyes

(no male arses fyi)