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jackw72
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PostPosted: 16:30 - 09 Jan 2007    Post subject: Been thinking about security... Reply with quote

and was wondering if you could modify the hot grips to emit an electric charge if your bike got stolen Cool

just an idea (from a young mind)

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PostPosted: 16:37 - 09 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, that would be commiting a crime (and dangerous)

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PostPosted: 16:43 - 09 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Okkk but if someone has an angle grinder and breaks through all your defenses Shocked Mad

you simply hit a switch and while the thieving egit is riding it he gets an electric shock and drops the bike =]

damage to your bike yesshh but he/she wont touch it again Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 16:55 - 09 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great idea, but not really practical. You'd probably end up zapping yourself anyway Confused
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PostPosted: 21:17 - 09 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

What about the morning you go to get on your bike and forget your little security device......
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PostPosted: 21:20 - 09 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You keep it at home and keep a spare with you. Infact the controller is activated by the chemicals in your brain that are releassed when you realise your bike is stolen Thumbs Up Karma


and you had no idea Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 13:30 - 10 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Erm, ok you design and build that and you have your first order mate! Do I get a BCF discount?...
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PostPosted: 13:40 - 10 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

How about a seat that turns into a vice, you could call it the nut cruncher, just simply lock the bike up and stick this seat on.

Oh the fun that could be had Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 14:31 - 10 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yup , hell you can even get a disposible camera thing charged off the alternator so it could discharge many many times a second once hurts enough from those bloody things, you just need to put an off switch under near the tank or something
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PostPosted: 14:46 - 10 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's be awesome to have a switch that shoves this up your ass:
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PostPosted: 15:28 - 10 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

if i had a knife like that i wouldnt shove it up someones ass. But those camera cells do bloody hurt, so charging one of an alternator would be funny to see.

Thing is i would probably get all my mates to sit on my bike, i wouldnt have mates for much longer.
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PostPosted: 17:25 - 10 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing ^ funny.

ooo i have an idea howabout a flash bang goes off once again with a switch so one minute the bastards driving off on the stolen bike the next he cant hear/see anything =]

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PostPosted: 17:29 - 10 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cylinders of super glue in the handle bars, seat and where ever else possible so the pratt is stuck to it Very Happy

Or something stronger if you know of industrial strength stuff Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:36 - 10 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

how about a nice simple exploding bike. yeah say a couple hundred megatonne bomb under the seat =] boooooooom you probably wouldnt find his/her remains Mr. Green Karma Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 17:38 - 10 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Coxy_UK wrote:
Erm, ok you design and build that and you have your first order mate! Do I get a BCF discount?...



you can part of the trial if you want? Mr. Green Karma Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 00:09 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Imagine a throttle, than when armed, shoots spikes out into your hand when you twist it...The guy'd be like Shocked
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PostPosted: 00:46 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Svedebo wrote:
It's be awesome to have a switch that shoves this up your ass:


Whatever gets you off son. Wink
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PostPosted: 00:50 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Combined with my second idea, who WOULDN'T get turned on?!
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PostPosted: 08:27 - 11 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Svedebo wrote:
Combined with my second idea, who WOULDN'T get turned on?!

You're a very strange person... And I think you forgot the Twisted Evil

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