Embarassing Moments....

[fire]

Read a thread here the other day..went something like inapropriate things said at the wrong time.... the thread had me in stitches..was a great read!

Had a moment like that the other day infact..and was gonna post it but realised that thread was quite old now..so i thot i could start a new topic for everyone to post in... Embarsing moments..we do it in work all the time..and its hilarious

think i better tell you about my inapropriate thing i said 1st tho...

jus finsihed work, walking sum of my collegues to the trains station, starts to rain so i decide to take an early retreat...say bye to them and go off in the direction of the bus stop...... as i walk down, i see a girl i recognised from school..was in the year below me... so that makes her about 17... the alarming thing was...she was walking down the street with a pram!

so, she obviously see's me and stops to say hi.......
Me "hey hows it going"
Her "nuthn much...how hav u been"
Me "ach..not bad..jus finsihed work ...and on my way home....what about urself?"
Her "well... ive gota drop him (points at baby)..to his mother, and then il be headin home myself"
Me(thot id throw in a joke) "ah ryt... ye.. i never thot id see you walking down the street anytime soon with a pram.. "

...................

Her ".....but im pregnant.."


*and no....it doesnt end there.....*

And while my jaw is on the floor,face frozen..and mouth almost stutering tryin to think of sumin to say.... thinkin.. "oh dear..."

Her "but im only 3 weeks... i dont kno what im gonna do.."

and at this point im forcing myself to say something...anything!...and of all the things i say.....

Me "er er...so.. Do you kno whos it is?" ...........

There was a silence

a brief moment after that..i thot "my god... its time to leave......not only did u say the worst joke ever..but then u called her a slag..."





Right lol... now to kick start the embarsing moments..

Back when i was 16.. use to go to the overs alot..brothers student card..worked a treat! and im sure some of you guys should be able to relate... pickin up gurls at the overs?.. well... you cant tell them your a schooly eh?....and you end up going into a chain of lies..which get worse and worse... my most effective way?..well... be the guy on the student card... "yes im 22 and computing science student at glasgow university"

Now this perticular time i was in the cab with my mate.. jus got to my bit..where i got off..but ther was a short walk to my house... behind me another gurl got off a cab..and as i was walkin up the hill..pretty pissed with a can 7up in my hand i heard a voice go

"excuse me.... do you have the time?"

i turn round and ...there this hottie walkin up the hill behind me (beer goggles may of contributed here!)... so i told her the time..and decided to walk up the road with her..and the conversation got going..she lived round the corner from me..and worked as a dental nurse nearby... 21 years of age... and i came out with my usual spheel..as the student car was still in my possesion.. 22 at glasgow uni.. blah blah

so as we reached the corner from my house.. i let her kno we'd be parting ways.. which turned a goodbye into a goodbye kiss... score!

So stroll on monday.. wake up late as usual.. cant be arsed with my hair..put on a cap..know im gonna be late for the bus..so bang on the trainers..white ones at that! out th door down the street... c the bus turning the corner...ran like the wind!.. ykno tht way where the bus strolls past u and ur not quite near the bus stop but still runin and the bus driver pulls over outa pity coz of witnessing the shere the determination of the run!...get on the bus puffed out!

"thanks!... a all day HALF please" (juvenile ticket)

grab my ticket..turn to find a seat...





...and there she is...and the bus is so packed.. i hav to sit across from her...and not only do i look like a school boy.. i look like a messy schoolboy..and i kno she recognised me..coz she looked almost as embarassed as me... and i spent the nex 10mins of that bus ride with my hand in my face...

from that day..wenver we walk past eachother in the street..we never look at eachother...
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[Louise]

I have a few but one that sticks in my mind today, and I still get stick from work mates.
Order come up for a chicken dish. We had two types of chicken, and because no one had put it down as a 'special' we did the normal one.
I sent the dish down, only to have my boss come up having a go saying it was not the right one, waste of food yada yada yada.
I fliped saying 'who ever wrote this shit needs to go back to handwriting school'
Only to be told it was my boss who wrote it in the first place.
So every one giggling turning away, me red faced in front of a pub full of locals

[Resurrection]

Speaking of lying to birds whilst out on the pull...

I was on the lash in centre of manchester with some mates and it was fair to say i was the wrong side of drunk charm.

I see these stunners (beer goggles anyone?) and wander over spouting some shit about working for nuts magazine and asking if any of them wanted to be in the weekly strip thing

I thought it was working a charm and one of them had given me her number to arrange it (what i'd of done if she'd of rang to organise it i dont know) when all of a sudden my moody bastard of a mate whos designated driver for the night decided to wander over and shout hes a twat, hes pissed whats more he doesnt work for nuts. How embarrassing...?

Suddenly felt very sober and made my excuses /Res shaped hole in the wall..

Res
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[angryjonny]

[king kong]

This one is about my wife..........

We used to have dark blue Ford Fiesta and once we went to the local shop, I parked outside and she pops into the shop. While she's in the shop low and behols another Ford Fiesta parks next to ours with a bloke at the wheel. Wife comes out and you've guessed it she gets in the wrong car, not only that she puts the bags of shopping on the floor talking to this guy whilst thumbling for the seatbelt.
Its only when she looks to her left to see me looking at her with my mouth wide open that she realises the error of her way. She turns to the driver also with his mouth wide open and quickly thumbles to undo said seatbelt.

Class, I still get drinks on the back of that.

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[Duckyboos]

Was staggering around in a club in the small hours; was pretty tw*tted by this hour, and I'd wandered off and lost The Bloke and The Mates, and 'imself had my money (I had no pockets) and I'd rinsed all my drinks and I was starting to come round again and in curious desperation I took out the little blue pill (coughviagracough) that I'd pur'chased earlier in the night for a laff...(wasn't exactly sure what I was going to do with it at the time)... then I sent 'imself a rudie ol' text message telling him that I'd taken it and had gone all 'damp and tingly down there', proposing that we head home in a bit and it all got rather suggestive Anyway - I didn't get any message back and after an hour or so of wandering about in a mess I'd forgotten all about it and I found them all again and we headed home soon after.

The next morning my phone beeps, and I've got a text message from my boss suggesting perhaps that my message was meant for someone else

[Sephiroth]

[Suzuki]

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