Stupid things people say

[Dave McCool]

Right, the clue's really in the title on this one, just feel free to share any of the gems that your mates have come up with, here's two to start you off:

1. I'm sitting watching the Electric Proms with James Brown about a week ago (awesome if anyone saw it ) and my housemate wandered in:

Him - Hey, is that Jools Holland?

Me - Nah, it's the Electric Proms with James Brown

Him - What, before he died?



2. Me and 2 of my other housemates are sat in the living room. One of them gets a text from a bird he'd got hold of a couple of nights ago. He kindly read it out for us: "Go on MySpace and check your messages."

At this point my other mate decided to help us out in figuring the clearly cryptic text out, and I swear that with a really smug look on his face, and without any hint of sarcasm he announces: "I reckon she's left you a message mate."


N.B. I've just read over them, and I guess you had to be there, but hey, you get the idea, get contributing people. I've got some pretty good quotes I could dig up if you earn them...
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[Dischord]

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=105103

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[ram_doom]

Welsh people - "Is it?"

Is it what ffs?
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[Dave McCool]

[angryjonny]

[Whosthedaddy]

[ram_doom]

[fast_tzr]

Apparently they do that round Bristol way too, along with "where are you to". What the fook?

[lozzypop1]

More welshisms:

By there - How can it by 'BY' there?

I do do that / I do go there - O RLY?
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[john2]

Maybe there all chavs.

[Sparks!]

hahah my cousin is welsh and now works for us and he says all the before moentioned things like is it, by there and so on .. hes from the valllleyeeess
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[EDBANGER]

My housemate thought that Hitlers first name was Rudoplh!!!

My god that was my funny.
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[Skudd]

Sad to admit it but I was listening to radio 4........... apparently there is a phrase for this type phrase ( can't rememeber what it was , can I ), innit ,wont I, arent I, will I, don't you think, etc. apparently English has many of these endings and there has been a big study on them. All other languages have simular endings but it was found that the other languages only have one ending where we ( England ) have many. Even Tibetan has one.
Before you start on the fact that I listen to radio 4 I'm just as embarassed as you would be if you were caught playing Val Doonican in your ipod.
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[ram_doom]

And the somerset folk with their burr aye, 'ee motor on loik
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[JonB]

[Visitor Q]

Must admit, last year i lived with a crap load of thick accented northerners, so all the heavy accented southerners just seemed to congregate
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