If BCF was a pub...

[Whosthedaddy]

...who would you be?

I think that I'd be the regular 'face' that everyone knows, yet no one knows anything about. Sits quietly in the corner sipping my drink and watching the world go by, only breaking the silence by the odd useless (often pointelss ) piece of random information shouted from the back, sometimes heard over the noisy jukebox. I'd be in all hours, but always leave before chucking out time.

I'd imagine the likes of Stinkwheel and Kickstart to be the chairpersons for the pub quiz team and Siggi the long gone racqueteer

Who'd you be?

The old veteran at the corner of the bar drinking out of a metal tankard, spinning yarns of how you used to be able to get your knee down before the arthritis kicked in, or the local chav that annoys the hell out of everyone and needs to flash the ID card to prove their age, the boisterous loud opinionated gob shite that cnt handle their drink, the family man, the single on the pull, a newbie to the area looking for a new watering hole, or would you be the landlord or barman?

I'll have a Coke, and have one for yourself.
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[lozzypop1]

I'd be the barmaid!!!

I'm here often enough!
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[techierob]

I'd probably be the one sat in the corner watching the footy and supporting the unpopular team while trying to work out how to leave the place discreetly so I don't get bricked on the way out

[freestyler_onli]

I'd be called to the pub after a fight breaks out.

Failing that, i'd be slyly drinking here off duty.

[killa]

Probably in amongst a group of people who are up for a good time, lot's of drinking and laughing. Towards closing, the barmaid would be literally threatening to call the police to have us removed, until she gives up, sit's down and drinks the night away.
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[Suzuki]

I'd be laughing at the guy getting slapped by the barmaid.
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[garth]

I'd be laughing at Palmer getting thrown out
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[J0Al1]

[lozzypop1]

[Shaun]

I'd be the one laughing at the n00bs who try to order carling when we only serve stella, fools.

[Whosthedaddy]

[lozzypop1]

[Whosthedaddy]

[yambabe]

I'd be the old lady sat at the bar in a dirty cardigan who smells of wee and shouts a lot. Randomly!
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[palmer]

im the underaged bloke who somehow seems to get in everynight, and also somehow manages to get served, without anyone battering an eyelid

probably boasting about how much i can drink at the bar, but when push comes to shove gets rat asses on 3 pints.

[Whitey]

The permanently sloshed, single guy
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[Whosthedaddy]

[palmer]

i got asked for id once by a copper. stupidly - with 2 pints infront of me and one in my hand - i said its in my car.

luckily he just said finnish up and leave please mate (as though he said what he HAD to say, but didnt realy mean it) and then walked out.

[killa]

[fenton]

Id be the one tryin to repeatedly get in but getting chuked out.

[freestyler_onli]

[Shaun]

[TheShaggyDA]

I'll be the one that makes a pint last a few hours, as I've been hogging Defender all night. After putting on about 20 tunes no-one likes on the juke box.



Pubs still have Defender, don't they?
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[palmer]

not seen one

ours hahve gambling machines, and weird touch screen 'money game' things.

[Icey]

I'd be the one sitting in the corner, that watches what everyone gets up to, the one that sees and hears everything.

I guess that would make me an alcoholic.
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