Ice cold plums

[Ariel Badger]

I only have a three mile trip into work and I do it in combat trousers. I do not like to have my tackle restricted and gripped by pants so I go commando. My bike lives outside the house and this weather there is ice on the tank and seat in the morning. Cracking start to the day, wakes me up a treat.
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[Fahd]

Thank you for that detailed insight...

[JonB]

Damn. That sounds like a "penis retreating into the intestines" moments.
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[NickD]

Can you hear the sound of marching feet?...

...... That'll be the safety nazi's on their way.
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[Ariel Badger]

How are cold nuts a safety hazard?
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[Sephiroth]

No leather and commando.

[NickD]

They shatter if they get cold enough.















Probably.
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[Whosthedaddy]

This is the 2nd penis related thread by Ariel

I'm hearing you, my spuds have been frozen on more occasions than I want to remember.

Commando though, man thats hard core.
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[Brod122]

Lovely mental image

[Ste]

Haha, you want a car. Or you want a set of the oxford 'wrap around' heated grips to errrr, wrap around.

https://www.demon-tweeks.co.uk/resources/images/zoom/OXFOF694.jpg

No more cold mornings, becareful not to cause any burns as they would be amusing to explain at A&E.

[Ariel Badger]

[Teaman]

that could be quite painfull ste.

buy a baglux tank cover, its a godsend on cold days.
find some old woman to knit some some wooly kegs.
put some waterproofs over your trow, itll take the wind chill off.
get one of those 12vlt car seat warmer things and put it over your seat.


Ive used all appart from the wooly kegs which are next on the list
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[Stiffler]

Oh god were you responsible for the wormy bits thread? I'm still not sleeping properly because of that....

*Tim makes a note to himself to stop reading Ariel's threads!
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[Ariel Badger]

LOL!
https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=102696&highlight=wormy

Wormy bit thread
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[JakeyR]

[CoronaBoner]

Guy at work has a 125 nsr, the bit of the tank where the tank pad goes, (aswell as your chuds) has been cut away, so I bet he slots them in so they are nice and toasty.
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[Ariel Badger]

I like cold bollocks, cold bollocks are good for you!
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[jimbothe]

Sounds like a terminal case of the dickydoo disease to me












Cant see what ya dickydoo when it's that cold
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[Ariel Badger]

I do not have a job that requires me to have a viable penis and it has generaly poped out again by the time I get home.
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[THCi]

[Nath]

Bah, ya big girl. Full length trousers, at this time of year?

I still ride to work every day in 3/4length shorts. Plus they're only the rubbishy thin lightweight soldier95 trousers (or were until I cut the legs off), so my boxers underneath probably provide better insulation against the elements.


That said, I did spend about a week over christmas commuting in full length combats, which I am of course a little bit ashamed of My commute is also short(4miles), otherwise I'd go in for the full deal (2 pairs of trousers plus thermal undertrousers as well) - Nothing I hate worse than PCPS - "Painfully Cold Penis Syndrome".
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[Lone-Wolf]

Wotcha.

My old M21 outfit had a nice iron tractor seat - ideal in this cold weather
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