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ken
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PostPosted: 10:57 - 17 Jan 2007    Post subject: Would you give retribution out.............. Reply with quote

Well the story is a few months back me and a few mates went coursing on private land, well this farmer came at us with a shotgun saying if we come back he would shoot us Shocked (how dare he) so we decided we would go back one night and take something of value of him. Twisted Evil

So Monday night we go back to his farm in the early hours of the morning, about 3am anyway nipper the nicker, found this quad bike in an old barn, we pushed it out of the farm yard not to raise suspicion,

So marky the sparky set about hot wiring it, after 10 mins she was up and running, hurray we all clambered on board, on route to Nicky the fence’s house, only a mile away from Nicky’s house bloody thing ran out of petrol,

Anyway after a small debate we decided to push it to this warehouse, cover it up until the mornings then get some petrol and get it to Nicky’s place, Cool

This is where our carefully crafted plan starts to fall apart, we all meet up at my place get some petrol, return to warehouse put fuel in, but it seems to have generated a leak so bloody thing wouldn’t start Mad , so marky starts pushing it I await in the car and nipper is the look out, anyway it was clear the police were on to us, as we heard sirens and tyre screeching, so marky ditched it in someone’s back garden and we all made a hasty escape,

Now the predicament we are in is, do we burn the warehouse down and damage the employees cars, as it’s clear to us that they dobbed us in it, or do we just say well at least we got away with it and let bygones be bygones

I leave it with the forum to decide Question
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PostPosted: 10:59 - 17 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:04 - 17 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Petrol bomb the car park....wankers Cool Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 11:11 - 17 Jan 2007    Post subject: Re: Would you give retribution out.............. Reply with quote

ken wrote:
This is where our carefully crafted plan starts to fall apart, we all meet up at my place get some petrol, return to warehouse put fuel in, but it seems to have generated a leak so bloody thing wouldn’t start Mad , so marky starts pushing it I await in the car and nipper is the look out, anyway it was clear the police were on to us, as we heard sirens and tyre screeching, so marky ditched it in someone’s back garden and we all made a hasty escape


Christ... it's like listening to the plot of a Marx brothers film.

Wouldn't attempt anything else illegal if I were you. You're obviously dreadful at it.
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PostPosted: 18:17 - 17 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Should I find this funny? Laughing Wink


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PostPosted: 18:25 - 17 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

this is funny if you have read another post on there.... Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:41 - 17 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yea I know...

I don't do sarcastic too well.

Oh so funny Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: 18:53 - 17 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

That had me in stiitches Thumbs Up Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 17 Jan 2007    Post subject: Re: Would you give retribution out.............. Reply with quote

angryjonny wrote:


Christ... it's like listening to the plot of a Marx brothers film.

Wouldn't attempt anything else illegal if I were you. You're obviously dreadful at it.



I could imagine a ram raid, where you smash all the t.v's and stereos by throwing them in the back of the truck, and then get flat tyres from the broken windows on the way out Laughing
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PostPosted: 11:44 - 18 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

just incase no-one else say it, don't do out else, or you will probs get caught, i hate people to take others' vehicles, next time you may get caught based on this attempt Rolling Eyes

good luck with your next master plan of action Laughing Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 18 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

st3v3 wrote:
just incase no-one else say it, don't do out else, or you will probs get caught, i hate people to take others' vehicles, next time you may get caught based on this attempt Rolling Eyes

good luck with your next master plan of action Laughing Thumbs Up


Yet more proof that you don't actually read the forum, you just spam us with useless shit that nobody wants to read.

You tard-nugget. Go read some other threads rather than posting in them first eh?
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PostPosted: 15:23 - 18 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

on a farmers PRIVATE land, you get pissy because he threatens to shoot you next time?! - but you feel because he threatened you, you ought to get him back?

It's his land you prick, there are plenty of places to go bunny hunting, if you had asked him first he would probably have been happy for you to get the fluffies for him!

If someone stole a quad from me, I'd shoot them in the balls!

If your post is meant to be funny, it's not, your'e a cock and you need to grow up.

Hope you decide to go coursing there again soon Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 15:32 - 18 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Certain people may want to click here.

Might stop you from looking stupid. Wink
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PostPosted: 15:37 - 18 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

you saying I look stoooopid shaun.....coz you know I dont have time to read the whole forum!!! - just getting my two penneth worth in!!

Ha ha!! Good one!
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PostPosted: 15:45 - 18 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stick wrote:
you saying I look stoooopid shaun.....coz you know I dont have time to read the whole forum!!! - just getting my two penneth worth in!!


Then I don't feel you're devoting enough time to the forum, consider yourself shunned. Wink
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PostPosted: 15:53 - 18 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Stick... did one of your horses stand on your foot or something? Or perhaps a goose bit one of your fingers? Laughing

You seem more volatile than Shaun, and he's quitting smoking! Shocked
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PostPosted: 18:09 - 18 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

suzuki wrote:
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Yet more proof that you don't actually read the forum, you just spam us with useless shit that nobody wants to read.

You tard-nugget. Go read some other threads rather than posting in them first eh?


dont think he is the oly one by the looks of it Shocked , but hey who gives a flying fck, I'm pleased that it is appreciated by the folk that have taken it as it was ment to be, a Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:18 - 18 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

stick wrote:
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on a farmers PRIVATE land, you get pissy because he threatens to shoot you next time?! - but you feel because he threatened you, you ought to get him back?

It's his land you prick, there are plenty of places to go bunny hunting, if you had asked him first he would probably have been happy for you to get the fluffies for him!

If someone stole a quad from me, I'd shoot them in the balls!

If your post is meant to be funny, it's not, your'e a cock and you need to grow up.

Hope you decide to go coursing there again soon


sorry but I had to answer this, stick you are the first person I have had to say this to on this forum, and hopefully the last
stick you are a cunt Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:16 - 18 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was reading it and thought hang on, Ive seen this story from the other perspective on another forum I think, Then I realised and LOL'd bigstyle.

Funny as fuck mate
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 18 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

ken wrote:

stick you are a cunt Laughing


a bit harsh and unnecessary, but even if she isnt one, she does have one.

i quite like the idea that two sides of a story could end up on the forum

reminds me of a rship thread, where the person being discussed turned up in the thread, and let rip Smile quality
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PostPosted: 10:00 - 19 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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but even if she isnt one, she does have one


Opps my apologies Embarassed realy thought you was a stupid bloke, I have made it my own rule never to bad mouth the female of the species, well maybe the odd chavess, but hey,
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PostPosted: 00:58 - 26 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

lmao jokers, love this
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PostPosted: 01:06 - 26 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

As soon as you said Quad i started grinning, cracking idea mate well played.
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PostPosted: 15:58 - 27 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL quality, I love the way you have even made up a story of getting revenge just to make it a bit more believable! Thumbs Up Laughing
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