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McGee
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PostPosted: 12:07 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Scared sh*tless Reply with quote

I just opened the back door to put my dog out and as I opened the back door I heard leaves being kicked around turned the light on and some black guy was just stood there in the middle of our back garden. He looked at me and took off running into the stream area at the back of garden and I just screamed like a little girly.

People I sh*t you not I have never screamed like I did just now.

It was a "Aw F*ck This* shout as I slammed the door locked it with the 3 locks on it and went and hid in my room with all the lights on.

Thumbs Up Laughing

I think it was an overreaction but sh*t I thought it was Bigfoot or something.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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PostPosted: 12:16 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing McGee....








Wasn't Bigfoot white? Confused
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PostPosted: 12:17 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sounds like that film Shaun of the dead Laughing

WTF was he in your garden for?

big sissy lol
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PostPosted: 12:17 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would of confronted the fucker, i think lol.
Depends how big he was. Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 12:20 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

lozzypop1 wrote:
Laughing McGee....

Wasn't Bigfoot white? Confused


Bigfoot was brown Laughing

Mcgod - You really are a gimp Thumbs Up Mr. Green Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 12:22 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

This was at 5.30 in the morning and im stood there in a wife beater and a pair of boxers. Don't question my fashion was the only clean top I could find with in reach.

"Oi what the f*ck are you doing here." were not the first words that came to mind.

I'm not normally a wimp.
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PostPosted: 12:30 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Type_Mo wrote:
lozzypop1 wrote:
Laughing McGee....

Wasn't Bigfoot white? Confused


Bigfoot was brown Laughing

Mcgod - You really are a gimp Thumbs Up Mr. Green Middle Finger


Prove it Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:44 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

From the films ive watched he's brown Laughing ot that it matters tho Laughing Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 12:55 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Is this the same McGee that wants to join the U.S. Marines? Laughing Razz
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

The one and only Laughing
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny As Fuck McGee... Laughing

I just let the dogs out of the run...Unless they land in it like I said in another thread the other week... Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 12:58 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Re: Scared sh*tless Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
I just screamed like a little girly.

Anyone else see the potential for a change of custom tag?
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McGee
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PostPosted: 13:01 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Re: Scared sh*tless Reply with quote

PsychoHippy wrote:

Anyone else see the potential for a change of custom tag?



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PostPosted: 13:16 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quality, makes me laugh everytime I see it... Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 13:22 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Re: Scared sh*tless Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
I just opened the back door to put my dog out and as I opened the back door I heard leaves being kicked around turned the light on and some black guy was just stood there in the middle of our back garden. He looked at me and took off running into the stream area at the back of garden and I just screamed like a little girly.

People I sh*t you not I have never screamed like I did just now.

It was a "Aw F*ck This* shout as I slammed the door locked it with the 3 locks on it and went and hid in my room with all the lights on.

Thumbs Up Laughing

I think it was an overreaction but sh*t I thought it was Bigfoot or something.


LOL! I thought you said leatherface didn't have sh*t on you with your chainsaw! What happened to it? I woudl've loved to see his reaction if you had the chainsaw with a scary mask and started chasing at him.

Next time, do that and film it. If you do, I will send you money.

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PostPosted: 13:22 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing did you scream as he ran? or did he run off when u started to scream.

what was he doing? maybe foraging, bit of late night snack munching on leaves and grass
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PostPosted: 13:25 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

He turned and run and then I screamed, I think it was the fact I was just staring trying to figure out what it was then he moved. Laughing And when I say scream not a high pitched one a deep manly one Wink

No idea what he was doing back there my old man has been meaning to fit a tall fence but hasn't got round to it guess this is a good reason. Laughing

And I'm not normally the one to react to something like that. But I had just woke up so meh Wink
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PostPosted: 13:26 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You mean you don't carry your chainsaw with you at all times?

Rubbish

Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:29 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You're in america, why didn't you pop a cap in his ass? Eh?
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PostPosted: 13:35 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I actually went in my room and got the bullets I keep for my Nagant cause its the biggest caliber gun I got just in case Wink.

AK round on left Nagant round on right Wink

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PostPosted: 13:49 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
AK round on left Nagant round on right Wink

Jesus Shocked

You could chuck that at somebody and it would take there left gooly off (if you were a good enough aim obviously!) Wink
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PostPosted: 14:30 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

O giRLY?
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PostPosted: 18:42 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Re: Scared sh*tless Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
I just opened the back door to put my dog out


Selfish buggers nobody asked if the doggy was ok!....Well??? Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 18:53 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I just want to see McGee sat directly opposite the front door in a rocking chair, sporting a stetson and his cowboy boots. Whisky in one hand, shotgun in the other.... Laughing


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PostPosted: 18:59 - 29 Jan 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah sitting in those one peice underware things you see in the old westerns with the arse flap...

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