the crap peaple talk

colezxr · Traffic Copper Joined: 31 Oct 2005 Karma :

i was out on saturday in a club, went to the toilet where there was two guys talking bout their bikes. 1 said he had a r1 and the other a busa.

by the way they was talking im guessing the only thing they have riden is a 50, the guy with the r1 said yer i went through traffic the other day on the back wheel and only just stopped when he saw a cozzer coming the other way.

the one with the busa said that his bike will do 0 -100mph in 2 and a half seconds, and theres me standing there trying not to piss myself, ,

god the crap some people talk makes me chuckle Laughing

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Bikes are a popular subject for the pub bull-shitter.

If they find out you've got a bike then you'll inevitably find out that thier mate's got an R1 and they've done 180 on the back wheel with thier knee down riding pillion.
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You've heard nothing until you've heard three Kawasaki-riding insurance salesmen repeatedly one-upping one another for the 40 minutes between sessions at a trackday. And I'll leave it at that.
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MarkJ · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Apr 2006 Karma :

Apparently it does 60 in 2.8 seconds, so 2.5 seconds isn't that far away.

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still has a fairing like a melted sweet though. Laughing

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killa · Won't Shut Up Joined: 18 Oct 2004 Karma :

I’ve been in some embarrassing situations before with guys I’ve just met who get onto a topic that seems to be mutual, bikes, and they know nothing about them! It’s so cringing, I’ve never said anything to them. lol
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I think this is an appropriate time to resurrect the image I made the last time Johnny started to go on about his Bus Laughing

https://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f186/markjackson13/bus.jpg

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Yeh coz yours is a beauty innit. Confused

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touched a nerve Very Happy

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Yeh of course.

I saved hard to buy the bike new and people who know fuck all about fuck all jump on the band waggon.

I didn't buy it because it looked like a salted slug, i bought it because i wanted to, because it gives me the buzz that little else could!
Why are you riding a girls bike?