How to piss off a cat.

[tribal_tiger]

This weekend I found the ultimate way to truly piss off your cat and makes him depressed.

Step 1 : Take your 2 nieces to Euro Disney.

Step 2 : Spend a number of days walking round the park, going on rides and having a giggle

Step 3 : Realise that you've only a few hours left till the train leaves and you've a small amount of Euros left. Not enough to bother about changing back, but you don't want to leave them.

Step 4 : Find the pet shop in the Disney Village and buy the most stupid thing you can for said cat. (OK, It's meant for a dog, but our cat is quite large!

Step 5 : Return home and put said item on cat!

And there you go, one depressed moggie!



*No cats were harmed in the making of this announcement.
____________________
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

[Ste]

If you want to really piss your cat off, put it in the kitty washing machine.

[Icey]

That is *so* cute
____________________
Mutley - 1988 Austin Mini City - Blog
Suetonius - 1966 Series Land Rover - Blog
Uma J - 1981 Honda 'Naked' Goldwing GL1100 - Blog

[tribal_tiger]

He didn't think so. He just stood there with his back to us. Didn't make a sound, didn't move a muscle.

Just looked totally pissed off!
____________________
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it.

[Scouse]

[Teaman]

hehe

I could go on all day, I have a pc full of these
____________________
There is no point in ranting about someone stupid because there is nothing u can do about it. There is no cure for stupid.
Someone stupid does not realise they r stupid.stupidity is indistinguishable from malice U just have to accept that some people are thick as p1gsh1t and work around them.

[Dischord]

AWESOME thread, has anybody tried the smarties tubes on all four legs?
____________________
2012 KTM EXC 250

Check out my vids - https://www.youtube.com/user/KTMSparky/videos

[GodzGift]

THIS WILL PISS YOUR CAT RIGHT OFF

Hhow many people here have a cat?

please try this @ home

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=falwTnFf-qQ

and if you can record it so we can have a laugh and find out if that trick actually works
____________________
Bike Level: Amateur | CBT Passed

[Louise]

Will be going up to Kats on Friday, will do this on our cat - Funny video

[GodzGift]

cheers louise please have ago and record on your mobile as a video im fasinated to see if it will work but I dont have a cat and i cant see any around the roadside to try on.

cheers
____________________
Bike Level: Amateur | CBT Passed

[Irezumi aka Reuben]

If I see anybody doing anything along these line's to an animal I will be taking the animal away from them and doing my best to attempt to humiliate and harm the person who was doing it.

[Handsome]

Shoot it up the arse with a water pistol...
____________________
Previous Bikes...Honda NSR 125 RR...Kawasaki Zephyr 550...Suzuki SV 1000 S...Yamaha FZ8...Current Bike...Suzuki GSX-R 750...

[djr]

[GodzGift]

[stinkwheel]

https://www.stuffonmycat.com

[Rookie]

[hellkat]

One of my girlies bought a doggy t-shirt for Grilli the Brothel Cat.
Its dead cool, in camo green with a skull and crossbones on the front.

But it was a bit big for him, so they cut the arms off.
Now it looks like a muscle t-shirt.
Dead sexy.
____________________
Not nearly as interesting in real life.

[djr]

[Racheldawn]

[Irezumi aka Reuben]

The cat with the tape was worse than hat with the machine, imagine how much hair it's going to pull out when removed!

The washing machine one looked quite cruel as well, the cat will easily do itself damage because it is panicking.

Putting clothes on cat's is rather foolish, but I don't really see it as harming the animal.

[McGee]

Reuben you really are a big poofter sometimes
____________________
◙◙► K6 GSXR 600 ◄◙◙◙◙► K5 GSXR 1000 ◄◙◙◙◙► K5 GSXR 600 ◄◙◙◙◙► 96 RF600r ◄◙◙
◄◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙►◄◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙►◄◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙◙►
Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Irezumi aka Reuben]

[Johnny GSX-R]

Outright cruel!

The cats are scared shitless, they are naturally timmid critters that like an easy life, they're not a toy for sad wankers to entertain their pissed up mates.
Anyone who ill treats an animal deserves a thorough kicking.

The jumper is kinda funny but now you know the moggy doesn't like it i think you should leave it alone.

[Louise]

[Johnny GSX-R]