why doesant the stats button ever work ?

[Jamie S]

as above ?
its never worked when clicked
why not ?
cheers
jamie

[Davo]

Korn disabled it quite a while ago as it was putting too much strain on the server.

[Jamie S]

ah right
what info did it used to display then ?

[Mr.Everready]

The stats obviously.
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[stinkwheel]

Nah, it was quite cool really because it used to display stuff like the five worst spellers on the forum and suchlike.

[Mr.Everready]

Yup, also showed most used word, most used smilie and stuff like that.
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[john2]

Start it again!!! Even if just for a couple of days.

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[Jamie S]

i dont care start do it for a bit ! even if its only for 1 hour and pm when its on

[veeeffarr]

[Jamie S]

no just the stats button will do
cheers
jamie stokes

[john2]

Aha, genius thought here


How about Korn just looks at the stats (surely he can without having to go through the stats page) then posts them up

[Jamie S]

yer that would be better

[Rookie]

I'd like to see it activated for a day as a treat, think it would be a laugh and I've never seen them.

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[djr]

Last time I checked Korn actually has a life outside the internet and he does actually ride his bikes so i can't see him posting them every day ...

I'd have thought it wouldn't be too hard for him to write a smallish reporting script to create an html page of the stats on daily basis or summit though but I don't think it's worth the hassle and i think there'd still be a fair old load on the server and it'd probably take down all other sites on the server whilst it's running so i think some of his paying customers would rather he didn't... .

[john2]

[Ste]

Stats
Post rankings & karma rankings are still available.
Spelling: Tricky one as about half the forum is barely literate, suffice to say you're probably not one of the best or the one of the worst.
Most viewed topics: All the porn password threads that people keep posting that get found by Google then thousands of hits from there.
Most replied topics: Probably the same
Most used smilies:

There we go, that was quite easy and quite accurate as well.

[Jamie S]

were did u get that info from ?

[Ste]

No where, I typed it all by myself!

[Jamie S]

well we want to see the reall stats mate

[Rookie]

Drop it, no-one cares this much.

[stinkwheel]

Most commonly used word: 'i' (not 'I'), which is a worry.

Second most commonly used: 'lol'

Third: 'bike'

[Steve H]

4th - Pwned
5th - ORLY
6th - l££t
7th - More
8th - Porn
9th - Passwords
10th - Please

Who needs a working stats button when you can make up your own
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