Keith the Legend!

[BENSR125]

I've not been a member that long, and i don't know about you guys + gals, but it seems that every thread i read has a fantastically helpful post from Kickstart Keith, It's an amazing service you're giving us, cheers!

If anything along these lines has been posted before, my apologies.

Hats off to Keith though, Hope you have many more years of safe riding and advisory skills to come!

Have a fine ale on me!
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[h00dwink]

keiths made an account to praise himself
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[colin1]

yeah keith is a legend

tis a well known fact, undisputed

he even sends chocolates to bcfers who end up in hospital due to their carelessness

how good is that ?

[BENSR125]

[colin1]

keith is also famous having appeared in bike magazines at least twice. Once for having the fastest bandit 1200 which he uses on top speed runs on drag strips.

Another time for having a large collection of bikes (about 30 i think)

[Rookie]

Looks like Keith's got himself some groupies.

[McGee]

I offered Kieth sexual favours once......
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[Modo]

Only once?? he deserves more

[Ichy]

I heard keith once removed a seized front sprocket nut with his bare hands, and didn't even scrape his knuckles. The guys a star.

[TheShaggyDA]

Rumour has it he's a '98 R1, that decided to take human form.
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[i:6e3bfc7581]But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman...[/i:6e3bfc7581]

[Sephiroth]

I can see where this is going.


The legend goes that Keith actually help design and build the '98 R1.

[SimonB]

He is also the only one that has been able to tame the 98' R1.


Thanks for the help you given me over the past couple of years.
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Bikes: Honda CBR250RR [sold], Yamaha FZR600 [sold], Honda CBR600RR6

[0ddball]

Keith once offered Chuck Norris out in a hand to hand fight to the death. Norris backed down.

[NickD]

Keith was the only man on earth to dare to tell Mr T that his 'Be Good To Your Mother' rap was the worst tune ever recorded........ Mr T broke down and cried like a little girl.
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Tear along the dotted line!

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[MarJay]

[DEN MONKEY]

I think I saw a video on youtube once with Keith kicking Kimbo's ass.
One handed too if I remember rightfully.

Also spotted him walking on water one weekend. He tried to give me a few pointers but his voice was too pure and I couldn't hear it.
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[Handsome]

The scene from Bill and Teds Excelent Adventure, where they beat Death in a game of chess was actully inspired by an episode Keith had, only they joked it up as the truth would frighten the kids in the audience...
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Previous Bikes...Honda NSR 125 RR...Kawasaki Zephyr 550...Suzuki SV 1000 S...Yamaha FZ8...Current Bike...Suzuki GSX-R 750...

[Steve H]

Pfft - It's all Bollox. Taken fron the BCF Top Ten...

5. Kickstart

The Mod that you don’t want to upset, beneath Keith’s affluent persona lurks an animal of a man, more beast than person. His hands are dirtier than Fred Dibnah’s and his mind is even worse. Keith is a serial Bike fetishist and thinks nothing of taking the Bandit out to dinner while his missus baby-sits the Mini Twins. His oft used tag line is a two finger salute to us all, ‘All the Best’ which if repeated backwards over and over translates to ‘Balls to You’.


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[Dave McCool]

I heard that Keith could get off the Lost Island in under an hour if he wanted...
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K7 GSXR750

[Wooly R6]

i think he is ghost rider!!!
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[palmer]

[instigator]

[THE 98 R1]

[THE 98 R1]