Now you mustn't laugh...

[Pete.]

Because stealing another man's tools is a sin that should be punishable by boiling alive, but I saw this on the noticeboard at work and I have to admit it made me chuckle
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a.k.a 'Geri'

132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good

[Jamie S]

thats ace

[Mjolnir]

Quality! poor guy.

[Villers]

Nice one. I remember one from my old work said something along the lines of..

LOST

2 year old Alsation
Lost in Salterbeck area wearing red collar
answers to ??????
Contact ??????

Then underneath there was a..

FOUND

Large black and brown fur coat in salterbeck area sunday evening

contact........ to reclaim.

Heartless!!
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[tatters]

The graffiti in our sprinkler gong rooms at work is side spilting funny plus tells the history of the company.

One of our engineers is a dartford chav complete with a N reg moded corsa that he has spend thousands on, last week the cam belt snapped causing the car to drop its valves so some one wrote in one of the gong rooms.

[Duckyboos]

I used to work at a law firm in Northampton, and the cleaners were always feefin' stuff off desks. I was often one of the last people to leave, and they were the first people to arrive in the morning. They stole my swear box (it was loaded), my driving gloves, and my vitamin pills (?!?). I left 'em a note one night, asking them to return them, and it was screwed up and in the bin when I arrived. I swore that the next time they nicked pills from my desk, they'd be sleepin, twitchin' or dancin for a whole week.

[Villers]

People steal the stupidest things at our work. I read an event report the other day that made me laugh.

In some areas they wont let people use the goods lifts. So if you want to take something to a different level you have to put it in the lift, use the stairs and then call the lift to that level and get it out. This particular event someone had done that procedure with a hoover, only to call the lift and it was no longer in there when the lift arrived. Simple case of theft, fair and square right? Well it would be had the hoover not been full of asbestos contaminated waste!!

Idiots, will probably get compo from the company for scarred lungs when they open it!!
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[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

now THAT'S karma!

Hope they open it and get cancer, theiving scrotes.
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[cestrian]

Makes me think. Maybe thieves having their fingers chooped off (Arab stylee) isn't such a bad punishment after all.

[The View Askew]

I steal virginity, nothing else
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