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McGee
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PostPosted: 14:18 - 11 Mar 2007    Post subject: Natural selection at work people Reply with quote

Right,

I got bored and burnt a hole in the bottom of a pop bottle with a soldering iron and filled it with gas from a lighter and lit it while squeezing the bottle and it made an amazing flame and noise.

So I thought hmmm something more flammable and proceeded to fill the bottle with wd40 and carb cleaner. Oh yes this is gonna be cool Cool

Screwed the lid back on and proceeded to try and light it. Nothing.

Got the lighter closer nothing.

So I squeezed the bottle. And in doing so as it sucked air back in the it brought the flame in. What a noise sounded like a rocket engine bright blue flames looked awesome.

Twas amazing as it burnt the shite out of my right hand.

Oooo what a smell burning skin has worse than the smell of burning hair.

Oh well, what can I burn now.
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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sickpup
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PostPosted: 14:20 - 11 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

And then he called me to ask how to deal with serious burns Laughing
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McGee
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PostPosted: 14:22 - 11 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

To right, couldn't get google up in time no one's in the house cept the hound and didn't really want him licking it now did I Laughing

Plus your older than me should no more. Wink
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Its pronounced Jixxer!
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cokker
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PostPosted: 14:29 - 11 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Not as good as yours but..

During a quiet spell at a Honda warehouse (David Silver's) we took the front off a desk fan and put it on full blast, 3 of us threw various things into it the best being mint imperials.

I had many hit my head, never got board with it though....
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SoND
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PostPosted: 15:03 - 11 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Some nail polish remover (one with acetone) in the bottom of a 2l bottle, drop a lit match in and don't point it at your face. Thumbs Up
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Simple
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PostPosted: 11:24 - 12 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

still cant beat coke and mentos... even fire

must try harder mc gee
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techierob
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PostPosted: 12:21 - 12 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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I did something similar about fifteen years ago: I made an "improvised firework" with potassium nitrate and a banger, then I thought it would be a good idea to seal the tube with hot wax to make it air-tight by holding a lit candle over the fuse Rolling Eyes
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McGee
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PostPosted: 12:44 - 12 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Simple wrote:
still cant beat coke and mentos... even fire



Woah woah now there.

Fire is the be and end all of cool things to do.

Shocked
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Dazbo666
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PostPosted: 13:44 - 12 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I remember during my college days (living in rented rooms etc), filling a 2 litre Coke bottle with some lighter refill gas and lighting the open top for a DIY candle effect... Rolling Eyes

That is until one of the other guys knocked the bottle over, spilling the quickly igniting gas and almost setting the curtains on fire Shocked Cool
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Simple
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PostPosted: 16:11 - 12 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
Simple wrote:
still cant beat coke and mentos... even fire



Woah woah now there.

Fire is the be and end all of cool things to do.

Shocked


In that case, want to buy some fertiliser...Shifty

explosions are better... fireballs are better than explosions...
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McGee
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PostPosted: 16:47 - 12 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I got a improvised munitions hand book (special forces use only)

And have made some pretty cool explosives.

From reloading my own rounds I got plenty of powder around. Mr. Green
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Resurrection
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PostPosted: 16:59 - 12 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I couldn't stop laughing when you showed me the vid! Thumbs Up Thumbs Up

Darwin award winner 2007 anyone?

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