Nearly got covered in crap today.

flat eric · Spanner Monkey Joined: 23 Dec 2006 Karma :

whilst out on a ride to derby/burton on trent today, i nearly got covered in cow crap.

whilst plodding along a country road, a muck spreader came round a corner. it was flicking all sorts of crap up from its wheels Sick

. luckily i was about 3 feet from the white line at the time, and managed to dodge the bits of flying crap (it was bloody close though). could have been nasty if i was closer Shocked

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has anyone else had a close shave with stuff of the smelly type ?

it must have been a day for crap spreading, as nearly got caught on the way home. but he must have dropped his load earlier, as when i went past him his tank was empty.
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Weedy · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Karma :

I've not been hit by flying crap, but once had my bike covered in seagull sh1t Laughing

Also, all the farmers up here are spreading today, so it must be "national sh1t spreading day" or something!? Laughing

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CoronaBoner · World Chat Champion Joined: 04 Jul 2005 Karma :

Horse crap is dodgy around country lanes.

Only thing I have seen which was gross, was when I was in Southern Island and witnessed a golden Labrador piss up my bike, right on the pegs too Sick

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flat eric · Spanner Monkey Joined: 23 Dec 2006 Karma :

must pencil it into my diary for next year. 14/03 National muck spreading day, keep bike off the road today!

was the seagull crap bad WEEDY ? i mean was it everywhere.
they say it is good luck, but not when it happens to your bike eh.
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flat eric · Spanner Monkey Joined: 23 Dec 2006 Karma :

some funny stories coming out guys.

this topic could have some legs.
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Weedy · World Chat Champion Joined: 16 Feb 2007 Karma :

eric - I had a scooter and it was like an explosion had gone off on the seat and sprayed the rest of the bike in sh1t Laughing

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pwntifex · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Karma :

Came round a rather tight corner to see a big glob of horse shit just in front of my wheel, then lost it and careened into a ditch. The joys of lincolnshire! Laughing

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Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

If I see horse crap I ride into it and rip the throttle open to spin the nobblies and chuck the poo over the lads behing me. Mr. Green

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michael j · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Jan 2006 Karma :

Was driving along in the van and there was a cattle truck coming towards me. Nothing unusual in that but then one of the cows decided to piss out the side of the truck. Only just managed to wind the window up. The cow managed to soak my windscreen and the side of the van.Close call Sick

That would be a cool job, if you could make them piss to order. Smile

woo · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Karma :

here ya go!

https://www.bikechatforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=105702&highlight=
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Simple · World Chat Champion Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Karma :