Neerrrr, - Tarty Pics of Tit in unassuming poses

[The Tot]

Right,

all this talk of one piece two-ways etc etc got me thinking and i thought. Damn, my leathers weren't kinky enough and no way did they match the colour of my " so not-black-and-silver" bike.

Rummaging on ebay and using some taliban-crimson-jihad sinping software which ensures the lister of the item is dead (well possibly cos it took fucking so long for this item to be delivered), mr abdul jaffar mohktar al shareif who was working the clogs in the little box in some random arabic country operating as a server placed a bid of 210 arabic currencies onto my ebay.

Whilst out on the piss, i had found myself to be the winner of some kinky items of clothing courtesy of the arabic suicide sniper dude in his server box. £195 quid delivered with blatant bids from the sellers mates to bump up the price. I mean c'mon if you want to bump up the price, at least get more than TWO mates to do it. All i could see was bidder 1 putting in incremental £20 quid bids, and then bidder 2 putting in 10-15 quid bids to make sure it reaches the reserve. Well Mister arab sniper found this out and screwed them of less than 200 quid, so i'm happy.

Enuff of this talk, you probably want pics, knowing this is a thead of mine, you'd expect some funnies and LOLOLOLOL!!11!!'s thrown in, so here you go.



https://photos-552.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v67/10/100/500990711/n500990711_38552_9645.jpg

That aint my bell end by the way before anybody gets any ideas

https://photos-554.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v67/10/100/500990711/n500990711_38554_240.jpg

See if that was a girl, that would be Kinkay, but because it's me, it's downright disturbing!

https://photos-555.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v67/10/100/500990711/n500990711_38555_557.jpg

Ov korse no photos of new leathers would be complete without the signature Titot Shot

https://photos-558.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v67/10/100/500990711/n500990711_38558_1477.jpg

[steveh]

thats a fine ass yo!


your wrong in the head, but you get karma for it.
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[Bendy]

Aaah, you got the Danny 'I've got a massive target painted on my arse' leathers.

Quality pics.

[steveh]

I wonder what your mother would think if she came in and saw you in a full leather suit hunched over your bed taking pictures of your arse and crotch.

then again shes probably used to it
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Current : 06 Zx10r, 07 Wr450f SM, 74 850 norton commando, 63 bsa b40, 1962 Triton 650, 67 Triumph Tr6r, 1955 Triton 750, 1978 TY250E.

[The Tot]

I'm allowed to be a naughty boy beacuse my mummy and daddy are 13000 km away

but if you feel the need to notify them of my misbehaviour, their email is Frans_prayoga@hot.... Oh shit, that kinda gave it away

Actually my mum came into my room when i was playing with my guitar naked just after coming out of the shower and only saw my bum so thought nothing of it, she just said in a rather stern voice

"Titot, grow up, get dressed before you start playing guitar, for heaven's sake your 18 now!"

Nah, they certainly won't know WHAT to say if they even so much as stumble across my myspace page because they think that they have moulded me well as a well-manned, courteous young genital-man. Apparently not!
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The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
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[JonB]

Titot, you are so cool.
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[The Tot]

Oh, i've just realised my knee sliders aint scrubbed in Oh the horror. I guess the only way to do that is if i go down on a girl on a park bench and slide on my knees as i tongue her - in, out, in, out, shake it all about. That way i shouldn't look too much of a sunday biker n00b if i'm at box hill (my tongue is numb and tastes sour)
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The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
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[ram_doom]

Awesome pics like a friggin walking A* advert!

I have some nicely scuffed sliders you can swap for if your not up to the job I aint gonna be using em for a while
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[The Tot]

Funnily enough, i've just realised something here

https://photos-561.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v67/10/100/500990711/n500990711_38561_66.jpg

LOLOL

I am a walking advert, i think people will then ask about biking more and not whether i am "Jason the red power ranger"
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The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
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[map]

[McGee]

Tart
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[McGee]

[Nicky-Jano]

[Radnor]

Good to see you got rid of that crap camera you kept inflicting on us

[binge]

Alpinestars FTW always.

Cant you GYKD yet Tit? I managed it after about a week on a Honda XL125!

Surely you can.

[The Tot]

I don't dare to get my knee down on 10 mile old fresh tyres just yet, although i did have some silly quick lines i've just discovered on the Hathern - Coloerton circuit.

It will come in due course. Remember, i got my knee down on my ZXR250, just befored i binned it on some loose dirt/concrete dust.

Funnily enough, as i was walking back to Twiggers motorcycle to pick up my bike after having its rear tyre fitted, some old gentleman offered me a lift. Now, dude, never ever take lifts off strangers. But i think he identified me purly cos of the fact i had race leathers on and asked if where i was walking to. So i guess you can't get bum raped by a 70 year old man - i reckon he saw my arse through my leatherrs and thought "dang, that young china man is kinky!" Turns out the old chap was trying to find bits for his norton, he said his exhaust was blowing so had a casual chat.

So the moral is, if you want to get free lifts by very kind octogenerians, wear alpinestars leathers Bless that kind old sir.
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The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
Never argue with autism

[The Tot]

The icing on the cake

https://photos-871.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v72/10/100/500990711/n500990711_38871_7493.jpg


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The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
Never argue with autism

[Bendy]

That's the first numberplate slogan I've seen that's actually funny.

[Ciar?n]

Titot you fucking legend

Are the leathers too shiny for the bike though mate?
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[JonB]

Titot you are GOD.
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[pwntifex]

I think I spot a split seam...
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[SoND]

You tit.

A* for effort

Big shiny red arse for your next avatar?
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[The Tot]

Mods, if you are listening, i want my screen name changed to GOD I will beg grovel and maybe expose myself some more until i get my custom title
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The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
Never argue with autism

[Rhino]

Best thread in ages.

[mr.z]

Is there a pube on the numberplate?
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