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Whosthedaddy
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PostPosted: 17:08 - 31 Mar 2007    Post subject: Action, comedy, sci fi or porn? Reply with quote

Ever watched a film and thought thats so cool, if only?

'If you could 'live' in any movie what one or genre would it be?

What vocation or position would you hold?

What would your name be?
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PostPosted: 18:39 - 31 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would be Max Payne in a commando meets die hard and the punisher sort of world.

Basically I always have ammo in my m60 even though the chain has 50 rounds and I cant be killed, I can have a grenade go off at my feet and all I get is a little cut and limp Cool I can take a 12guage to the bullet proof vest but yet it won't even wind me.

It would be pure action 80's style so it will have a sex scene. And the strip club fight scene to.
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PostPosted: 19:34 - 31 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be in any movie that Ewan McGregor is in...

Mainly Trainspotting - so I can get my grubby mits on him Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 19:36 - 31 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:

It would be pure action 80's style so it will have a sex scene. And the strip club fight scene to.


Was gonna say almost that very thing! Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 31 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Vampire on a bike Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: 19:55 - 31 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I would like to be Indiana Jones. Exploring ancient ruins and discovering artefacts as well as barely escaping death countless times. Also wouldn't mind killing a few bad guys and Nazis. Laughing

I also wouldn't mind being in Lost. Stranded on that island. Bloody fantastic! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 21:37 - 31 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Peter O'Toole - Murphys War

or for a happy clappy matinee it would be Kurt Russell in Cap'n Ron.

either way i'd get to mess around with boats/planes/explosives
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PostPosted: 23:47 - 31 Mar 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

theres only one film its got to be....

maverick in topgun!

only no gay volleyball scene...
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PostPosted: 08:21 - 01 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

The truth be told that I was watching Harry Potter yesterday and thought how cool would it be to be able to do magic and live somewhere like Hogwart Embarassed

<coughs and puffs out chest, and spits on floor>

I'd like to be in a Resident Evil, Doom, Aliens type scenario, being a hard arsed Sarge type marine eating Commando.

All those macho guns, gadgets and explosives, those half naked chicks to rescue and the gratitude they may give Wink . Saying that though, the thought of something trying to eat and kill me isn't one of my more erotic fantasies Laughing but would be uber cool to just blast the crap out of anything that moves.

When I was a kid watching Air Wolf, I always wanted to a cool name like Hawk, seems like a run of the mill Hollywood type name now.
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PostPosted: 16:15 - 01 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I couldn't be Hermione's BF, I'd live in the Battlestar Galactica universe. Offer me a 'Boomer' Cylon and I'd be their's for life.
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PostPosted: 16:58 - 01 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Whosthedaddy wrote:
I'd like to be in a Resident Evil, Doom, Aliens type scenario...

Wha! Shocked Man, you are crazy mang! Laughing

I could do without living in a movie where 10 foot tall, acid for blood, badass aliens want to eat me for breakfast. Then again, I seriously wouldn't mind being Arnie in Predator... running about in the jungle screaming, shooting the hell out of anything that moves and kicking some alien ass.
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PostPosted: 17:12 - 01 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

McGee wrote:
I would be Max........


....hardcore, obviously the one being gagged and peeded on Twisted Evil

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PostPosted: 17:23 - 01 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

arnie in terminator doing the huge jumps from the sewer runways on my indestructible harley.

but i'd change the Harley for a 98 R1 obviously Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 19:34 - 01 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Playing raul duke in fear and loathing in las vegas srings to mind.

Perhaps being a daywalker in a blade-esque kind of scenario?
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PostPosted: 19:42 - 01 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Something along the lines of Han Solo, dodgy trader/smuggler type. Although I'd choose someone a tad different than a Wookie for those long, lonely periods in space Smile
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 01 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

TheShaggyDA wrote:
Although I'd choose someone a tad different than a Wookie for those long, lonely periods in space Smile


Never picked you for that sort of thing Shocked Laughing

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PostPosted: 20:15 - 01 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Employment as Ghost Rider would be cool, although I suspect the pay is crap Sad Very Happy
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PostPosted: 23:15 - 01 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Any movie in which fights are fair, and the police never get involved.

Oh and people are conveniently rendered unconcious in one punch, unless the scene dictates a 10 minute slapping competition.

But no in all seriousness id love to be in something like Human traffic, close knit group going mad. No bad vibrations at all.
Apart from the odd heroic punch up, thats always fun (with above stipulation)
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PostPosted: 23:22 - 01 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Actually it'd have to be the TV series Ultimate Force.

Cos you never run out of ammo unless you happen to look cool whilst reloading.

You never die from gunshot wounds, you just squirt blood everywhere.

You don't have to do the walking or the Jungle continuation training parts of the SAS Selection, just the Escape and Evasion which is laughably easy.

You hardly ever do any green operations, just black.

You get to have it away with the hot female officer.

You get to kill loads of terrorists in black kit.

You get to be in the caricature SAS! Smile
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PostPosted: 12:50 - 02 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be Lara Croft. That girl has it all.
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PostPosted: 12:55 - 02 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

alliamc wrote:
I'd be Lara Croft. That girl has it all.


Unless she gets to knob michael caine im thinking shes slightly sexually starved though...

Altho if she can afford a mansion that big, a butler, and robots to shoot... she can probably buy a sybian Thinking
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PostPosted: 13:10 - 02 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
alliamc wrote:
I'd be Lara Croft. That girl has it all.


Unless she gets to knob michael caine im thinking shes slightly sexually starved though...

Altho if she can afford a mansion that big, a butler, and robots to shoot... she can probably buy a sybian Thinking



I'd take Daniel Craig, but he'd have to be acting as James Bond. That could make an interesting movie, JB doing par kour (free running) and me as Lara doing all the flips and jumps
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PostPosted: 21:42 - 02 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

alliamc wrote:
flips and jumps


Sports bras not allowed...

It IS in the spirit of movies remember, where gravity doesnt work, they dont go saggy with that kind of thing (unlike christina models Crying or Very sad) and it wont hurt/give you black eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: 21:44 - 02 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd be Predator or Alien in a Zombie invasion movie. Fish in a barrel.
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PostPosted: 08:43 - 03 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

bonny_ricardo wrote:
alliamc wrote:
flips and jumps


Sports bras not allowed...

It IS in the spirit of movies remember, where gravity doesnt work, they dont go saggy with that kind of thing (unlike christina models Crying or Very sad) and it wont hurt/give you black eyes Laughing



They don't bounce at all in the game! Absolutely rock solid, makes you wonder which size implant they squeezed in.
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