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steveh
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PostPosted: 15:43 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: BCF readers Ex's Reply with quote

Following from the wifes thread, whos ur last parner?

Name: Nobhead/sarah
age:18
dislikes: being faithful
Likes: lieing

Broke up because she lied to me all the time, treated my like shit, and met other people behind my back.

lasted 2 years.

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PostPosted: 16:04 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Name: Dickhead/sh*tface/any other combination I feel appropriate (real name Andy(

Age: 20 (mentally about 6 Rolling Eyes )

Dislikes: Having a spine and his own life, disobeying/standing up to/saying no to his mother Rolling Eyes

Likes: Being a spinless sack of shit, screwing with peoples heads/lives, generally being useless, lying etc

Broke up because 3 weeks after we'd got a flat together, he packed up his stuff and left whilst I was out working all because his mother said that she thought he'd be better off at home Rolling Eyes Dick.

Was engaged and together for about a year.
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PostPosted: 16:17 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Re: BCF readers Ex's Reply with quote

steveh wrote:
Following from the wifes thread, whos ur last parner?

Name: Nobhead/sarah
age:18
dislikes: being faithful
Likes: lieing

Broke up because she lied to me all the time, treated my like shit, and met other people behind my back.

lasted 2 years.

Steve.

She has sausage fingers.

Name: Rachel

Age: 18

Dislikes: Doing anything for herself, being alone, maturity.

Likes: Sex or otherwise being attached to you via the hip, self-indulgence, emotional manipulation, getting shitfaced.

Broke up with her because she was too high maintenance and psychotically needy.
She gave good head though. Thumbs Down
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PostPosted: 16:24 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Name: Katie

Age: 19

Dislikes: Casual sex

Likes: Being clingy.

Broke up with her because she was ginger and I wanted some fun in Rome, was embarrassed to be near the fat slag when I got back to England.
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PostPosted: 17:53 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Jon B wrote:
Dislikes: Casual sex

and
Jon B wrote:
fat slag

= does not compute

Laughing
ps : sorry for all of your losses, but it looks like you are all happier for it.
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PostPosted: 18:03 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Re: BCF readers Ex's Reply with quote

pwntifex wrote:
She has sausage fingers.

Name: Rachel

Age: 18

Dislikes: Doing anything for herself, being alone, maturity.

Likes: Sex or otherwise being attached to you via the hip, self-indulgence, emotional manipulation, getting shitfaced.

Broke up with her because she was too high maintenance and psychotically needy.
She gave good head though. Thumbs Down


Wow, sounds exactly like someone I was with.
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PostPosted: 19:30 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Name: Bicycle/Ceri
Age:19
Dislikes: Acting her age, truth, not getting her way
Likes: Drugs, sex, cheating, alcohol, trying to seem older than she actually acts.

I couldn't say 'I hate her' as I honestly couldn't care anymore!

She also gets her, underage, boyfriend to message me with 'threatening' comments.

Tart. Wink
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PostPosted: 19:46 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Re: BCF readers Ex's Reply with quote

EDBANGER wrote:
pwntifex wrote:
She has sausage fingers.

Name: Rachel

Age: 18

Dislikes: Doing anything for herself, being alone, maturity.

Likes: Sex or otherwise being attached to you via the hip, self-indulgence, emotional manipulation, getting shitfaced.

Broke up with her because she was too high maintenance and psychotically needy.
She gave good head though. Thumbs Down


Wow, sounds exactly like someone I was with.


Me too... Confused
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PostPosted: 20:11 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Name: Sara
Age:19
Dislikes: Being faithful, telling the truth, sleeping with anyone with trousers and a pulse...
Likes: Acting like a Prima Donna, getting drunk with her mates, treating people like sh1t and expecting them to accept it, sleeping with other guys

It was all a long time ago though so it's ancient history to me now, although it was a real wake up call to stop being so naiive, thank God
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PostPosted: 20:13 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm getting the impression not a lot of people hear have ex partner they still like to call a friend then?! Surprised
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Sephiroth
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PostPosted: 20:14 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have ex's that are friends.

They weren't very serious though. Wink
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Weedy
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PostPosted: 20:16 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nighteyes wrote:
I'm getting the impression not a lot of people hear have ex partner they still like to call a friend then?! Surprised


To put it politely, I'd rather gauge my eyes out than ever talk to that waste of skin and organs again Thumbs Up Evil or Very Mad Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:17 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nighteyes wrote:
I'm getting the impression not a lot of people hear have ex partner they still like to call a friend then?! Surprised


You can stay friends with an ex until you get a new one. Then for the good of mankind you must act as though they never existed. You can talk about them, but only in answer to a direct question.
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PostPosted: 20:18 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nighteyes wrote:
I'm getting the impression not a lot of people hear have ex partner they still like to call a friend then?! Surprised

The one mentioned above collapsed at my feet when I broke up with her and proceeded to sob into my trainers.
It's hard to be friends with someone when they have no self-respect.
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PostPosted: 20:18 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'm still on good terms with more than one ex. Do I have naughty pictures? Yes. Am I going to post them up here? No. Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:20 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Joe wrote:
I'm still on good terms with more than one ex. Do I have naughty pictures? Yes. Am I going to post them up here? No. Laughing

I am sure there is a small, disheveled man in Outer Mongolia crying into his testicle soup at this news.
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PostPosted: 20:25 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

pwntifex wrote:
Joe wrote:
I'm still on good terms with more than one ex. Do I have naughty pictures? Yes. Am I going to post them up here? No. Laughing

I am sure there is a small, disheveled man in Outer Mongolia crying into his testicle soup at this news.


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PostPosted: 20:27 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

pwntifex wrote:
I am sure there is a small, disheveled man in Outer Mongolia crying into his testicle soup at this news.


Laughing

I just think it's a bit 'bad form' to do such a thing. If they'd been complete and utter slags I might think differently.
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PostPosted: 20:31 - 06 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Name: "L"
Likes: Women, Shih-Tzus
Dislikes: Everything

Fuckoff Middle Finger Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 01:18 - 07 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Name: Paki shagging, cry baby Lyndsey.

Age: 19

Likes: Sucking cock, crying and running to daddy when her bf doesnt do as she says.

Dislikes: Being told the hard truth, Your family are cunts Middle Finger

Fucking runined my life and i wish id never met you, you hairy fannyed slag.

Evil or Very Mad Middle Finger
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PostPosted: 16:22 - 07 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

name: bwfc4eva86's Mum

Age: 45

Likes: Sucking cock, being anally butchered

Dislikes: bwfc4eva86

I was gonna ride bwfc4eva86's Cbr125 afterwards but decided one shit ride a week is my limit



Wink Wink

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PostPosted: 17:23 - 07 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toby R wrote:
Name: "L"
Likes: Women, Shih-Tzus
Dislikes: Everything

Fuckoff Middle Finger Middle Finger


You turn ANOTHER one?

Laughing

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PostPosted: 18:41 - 07 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lyndsey wrote:
Name: Humphrey (BCF moniker - bwfc4eva86)

Mental Age: 4 Years.

Likes: MacDonalds Happy Meals, Sam Allardyce, Reebok Classics and Walkin' Talkin' Elmo.

Dislikes: The Count from Sesame Street, Condoms, any clothing that doesn't have matching tracksuit bottoms and The Evil Hamburglar.

Alternative Handle: Nicholas Cage - 'cos when we were shaggin' he was always 'Gone in 60 Seconds'


Wink
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PostPosted: 21:13 - 07 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

am i missing somthing hear or do resurrection and bwfc4eva86 have some kind of story to tell and if so is it interesting because im confused Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 21:59 - 07 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Resurrection wrote:
name: bwfc4eva86's Mum

Age: 45

Likes: Sucking cock, being anally butchered

Dislikes: bwfc4eva86

I was gonna ride bwfc4eva86's Cbr125 afterwards but decided one shit ride a week is my limit



Wink Wink

Res


Ouch. That's gotta hurt. (And I mean the insult, not the 'being anally butchered' bit.)

Personally, I think it's the best insult I have seen on these forums since I joined.

I don't know how factual the insult is, but it made me laugh. Sorry.
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