mildly amusing...

[MaybeGuy]

i saw probably the funniest thing in my fairly brief biking experience so far...
i was at VUE cinema in plymouth a few nights ago, when about 50-50cc pedders stormed into the carpark, all of them tried to skid into parking spaces, one put his front brake on instead and almost died falling off, all his friends started 'fronting up' because i laughed a bit, the usual easily ignorable 'what the fok yoo lookin att?'. but then they went back to their peddery.
then they tried BURNOUTS! woo, this was actually more funny than the front braker'tard.
they couldnt do it, except one. 'eer mett, look, i cn fokn do it bays!'
he had it on the centre stand and just revved it. i was almost wetting myself, but then our taxi arrived and the fun was over
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[nick606]

i wish i was as cool as them

[pwntifex]

That sounds like a fun and productive evening.
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[McGee]

I remember on a mates brand new ped, we were in a morrisons car park.

I said "You know how to do a burn out." he said no so I proceeded to show him and I let go of the front brake and flipped it over a barrier with me still holding on
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

[sagalout]

Last week at a very busy squires, half a dozen peds came rattling past. Then a few minutes later they came past again pulling wheelies. It was hilarious - they were going about 10mph, before pulling in and heading up to the top car park. The bikers couldnt stop laughing, but fair play to the ped boys, it was quite an entrance, and impressive wheelies lol

[McGee]

I learned to wheelie on a ped

Mine had flip out pillion pegs stand on those bounce it half throttle and she goes right up
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Its pronounced Jixxer!

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