RIDE OR DIE!

IRIDEORDIE · L Plate Warrior Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Karma :

Guys, I want to start ridiing and become really strong and not greasy. How'd I go about this!? What bike shall i get!?

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pwntifex · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Karma :

Jeez, you could at least try to be subtle about trollery.
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McGee · O RLY? Joined: 24 Jun 2005 Karma :

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Its pronounced Jixxer!

skida · Trackday Trickster Joined: 15 Jul 2004 Karma :

Other than having to oil the chain now and then you shouldn't get to greasy with this (you should get stronger too):

https://www.ice.hpv.co.uk/

madcat2k1 · Trackday Trickster Joined: 23 Mar 2007 Karma :

wikiwiki · Scooby Slapper Joined: 17 Jan 2007 Karma :

what's wrong with being greasy and strong??
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skida · Trackday Trickster Joined: 15 Jul 2004 Karma :

IRIDEORDIE · L Plate Warrior Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Karma :

st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

and ya pecker looks tiny Shocked

if you want a pretty maintenance free ride, get a 50cc ped Laughing

or take it to your local dealer/garage often Thumbs Up

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The Tot · World Chat Champion Joined: 11 Jun 2004 Karma :

Get the one with the biggest exhaust pipe (or smallest) depeneding on the girth of your cock, and then FUCK the living daylight out of it. Do that for say, 6 hours a day for about 4 weeks and you will now have a nice abs comparable to other porn stars like Peter North for example.

If you're already satisfied with your abs, you can try hoisting the bike up in a near vertical attitude and try to attempt the same exhaust fucking. Pulling back on the bars whilst thrusting will undoubtedly cause muscle tearage and growth in your biceps, triceps and forearms. Your thighs will get a work out too cos you have to support that weight somehow?

I suggest a twin exhaust bike, such as a Hayabusa so you can work your left and right hand side evenly.

When you are old enough, your penis girth will exceed that of the bike's exhaust. At whcih point, i recommend you bike a RACEFIT growler exhaust or any other wide bore - slash cuts are not appropriate as they may tear your pubis and that is rate bad.

Upon saying that, porn stars do have the most sculpted bodies i know of (the grease is due to the baby oil which they rub on theirselves to reduce friction)

All joking aside, most small bikes will be piss to ride and you won't break a sweat. Getting on something like a bandit on the other hand and try to muscle it about like a sportsbike will ensure you burn thos calories. Thumbs Up

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Wooly R6 · World Chat Champion Joined: 19 May 2005 Karma :

IRIDEORDIE · L Plate Warrior Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Karma :

LMFAO motor bikes n that bois. i was kidding when starting this topic, I'm really Hank from the biker bois club. How's is everyone, anyone had any good tea lately? hmm?

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Torque05 · Nearly there... Joined: 18 Aug 2006 Karma :

This guys a mug Middle Finger

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IRIDEORDIE · L Plate Warrior Joined: 19 Apr 2007 Karma :

Shut up Joe, that's just not Ride or die, get out

SoulRider · World Chat Champion Joined: 13 Nov 2005 Karma :

LOL yeah Joe thats not Ride or Die.

Me and my 15 year old spotty rude boi's are all Ride Or Die followers and you aint, innit blud Rolling Eyes

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Torque05 · Nearly there... Joined: 18 Aug 2006 Karma :

JonB · Afraid of Mileage Joined: 03 Jun 2004 Karma :

OI! nobhead, people have just ridden and they have just died and to be perfectly honest you give them no respect by either having a screen name saying "ride or die" nor do your phrases help the situation. Chav. Rolling Eyes

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TheShaggyDA · Repost Police Joined: 14 Jun 2004 Karma :

DEN MONKEY · World Chat Champion Joined: 17 May 2005 Karma :

Ummm I dont get it Confused

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craigs23 · Mr Muscle Joined: 08 Jun 2005 Karma :

Hmmm, this thread seems a bit gay.

Shaun · Likes 'em bent Joined: 17 May 2003 Karma :

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SilvaRizla · Spanner Monkey Joined: 30 Apr 2006 Karma :

Errrr

What the hell is going on? Embarassed

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LUXY DJ · World Chat Champion Joined: 25 Sep 2005 Karma :

whats with the X @ the end? Confused

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