I HATE FOLK ON MOTORBIKES......

[Walloper]

..... who were obviously sleeping the first day of the CBT.

I was turning left into George Square, Glasgow and needed to be in the RH lane to be in position to make a right turn around the Square.
I was in the bloody lane when oot the bloo a dispatch rider (Pseudo Ghost Rider) jumps from behind into the space I AM now driving into as the lights change to green.
I toots ma horn really just to make the fool aware of his dangerous maneuvre. (I had to brake or I would have clipped the rear wheel of the Filthy Bitchdog he was riding.)

He offered me a single middle finger of his gloved left hand.

Ya bastirt! I thought.

I shouted out the window at the next set of lights.

Your a Prick and I hope you fall off...

His response:
His right hand gesticulating/mimicking holding an imaginary breast.

IF YOU ARE READING THIS. (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!)

You are not right in the head mate.

By all means filter, but FFS 'Ride Safe'.
If there had been an accident I would have kicked the poo oot ye.
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[DEN MONKEY]

feel better now??
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meh

[thegubner]

why the bloody hell do jocks feel the need to type in that accent, its what you speak not type

[veeeffarr]

[MementoMori]

"It was fuckin' obvious that that cunt was gonnae fuck some cunt."

https://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a312/ilikeforks/begby.jpg

comes to mind.

edit: LOL, I just lost my gold blobs for quoting that sentence!
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The tiger who came for a pint

[Finglonga]

Jeebus reading that is worse than reading text talk . . . . Speak English!
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Andy Sez....
F.Y.Y.F.F.

[angryjonny]

[Walloper]

Och awe right then.

If those who post in TXT-esque and cetera though pay no respect to the guidelines on spelling and grammar ('we' mostly follow) when posting on this site then why should I bother?

English it f*ckin' is then! (Not the 'English' version though. The 'British' version.)

And another thing,

"No f*ckir leaves here tae ah find oot who Glassed that Lassie!"

And for the literary Oiks who wish to commit fair comment.

It may be in The Vernacular, but it is still Art. To some....
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[Finglonga]

Now your just being clever and using big words " Vernacular "!!! Oh and leave my Grammar out of it, what has she ever done to you?
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Andy Sez....
F.Y.Y.F.F.

[funmonkee]

LOL Begby
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The democratically elected Mod of the Scottish Section - The Peoples Choice[b]

[magpiemale]

thats NOWT... aye
I was waiting for a gap as you do rush hour traffic,people picking the kids up from school the road I was on has a zebra crossing and a priority to on coming traffic so you have to wait ya turn.Well the car in front moved off then on coming traffic stopped and so did the cars up front to let some kids cross the zebra crossing.So I thought enough space for me and the bike I moved off and was nearly clear when the old $@*1*$£ in the car on coming raced off the line to put his car in the middle of the road to block me coming through,I swerved to avoid (when he was obviously trying to knock me off the bike) just missing the metal barrier the driver behind me ended up on the path to avoid the other driver though he was in the wrong to follow me as the other driver would of caught him out anyways.I ask where do people get off nearly maiming another person just because I had right of way as it was clear to go.The other driver took along time to come through he must of jumped out the car to rollick the old fart.A little bit of sun and traffic and people lose it !! another day I would of jumped off the bike and belted him too but couldnt be arsed with the situation and then later another car driver turned sharply nearly taking my back wheel out for what? I know car drivers do not like us but to try and knock someone off the bike for fun! takes the mick.

[G]

[thegubner]

[Walloper]

[pwntifex]

Am I too late?
I got here as fast as I could..
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[hmmmnz]

lol,
their was only about one sentence of his original post that contained scottish accented language...
man you bloody english know how to moan about the most absolutely mundane of subjects
and half of you lot can barely speak your own language correctly hehe,
you lot should all sound like me. then i could bloody understand ya

lol

hehe

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the humans are dead
I kick arse for the lord
Wiring Diagrams BIDNIP it bitches

[TheShaggyDA]

There I was, filtering through the cages up to the lights, and timed it perfectly - they change just as I arrived. Must have woken up the dozy sod who wanted to turn left, as he tooted his horn at me, so I gave him the salute. Next set of lights he winds the window down and starts babbling gibberish at me. I guess he's foreign, so I offer the universal hand signal for "I'm sorry, I don't have a clue what the fuck you are saying" and tootle on my way.
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[Walloper]