scary experiance with schools

[Ace Biker]

Hi All, This is my fist post so I hope you guys are more friendly than other forums that I have participated in, just a heads up on the hidden dangers of road riding.

So there I was, screaming down towards the local village, a sharp right hander coming up, went few meters passed my normal braking marker , ( “sharp corner ahead “sign), before sitting up, knee out, grab a huge handful of front and a touch of rear, slamming down couple cogs,

Bike goes a bit pear shaped before I fling the bitch on its side, “f**k ! probably overcooked the c*nt, I mutter as the side of the village pub looms closer.
Only option I have is to snap open the gas to try and power slide the bitch out of trouble or else I’ll be eating brick wall.

Luckily, slides a half meter to the left, catch it and point her straight for the exit much to the delight of a group of OAP’s having a quiet afternoon pint.

Then I cane the bitch through the sweeping 90 mph right-hander passing the church towards the hump back bridge ahead. “F**king ace” I think as I sail over, touching down bout 3 seconds later pulling her out from a wrist-breaking tank slapper.
Then it’s a power wheelie past the local beauty salon no doubt scoring some “ get in ur knickers “ points with Tracey an Trish working inside.

No time to stop and chat, I’m flat out, up the hundred meter straight through the village before a blind left hander past the local primary school so I drift over to the far right so I can hit the apex just outside the school entrance.
As luck would have it there was no c*nt coming and couldn’t see any of the little scrotes milling about

Passing the school, knee skimming the kerb, chasing the exit, f**king football whizzes past my head, luckily I kept the bitch nailed but obviously for an inexperienced biker or a biker of lesser talent the consequences could have been f*cking lethal...

Anyway just to give you all the word up on passing schools, you don’t know what the little fcukers will do,
so be safe out there. Keep it real ! Ace Biker

[feef]

Where's the 'Troll' rating??

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[sagiliam]

Chav?

[BanditBitch]

My...that was a detailed account.

So in a nutshell.....you were thrashing it through a village, past a school and a rogue football just missed your head. the moral of story being..... we should all be careful when passing schools.

Thanks for that.

[TheShaggyDA]

[bambam]

sounds like you were riding like a bit of a cnut !!

[akaDAVE]

You know I'm sure I've read that before!?

Brilliant, nearly pissed myself.

[Shaun]

I like these new trolls, they have a sense of humour and really know how to get to the safety nazi's over running this forum.

[Thumperabbit]

So basicly, you want us all to say "Whoa, you handled that well, some of us might of panicked in that situation if a football crossed our face" Difference is, some of us got a bit more common sence then doing "90mph" + going through a village, which obviously during the day, you got any idea what happens to a kid when it gets hit by a motorbike at 90mph? If everything your saying is true, which I gotta be honest I highly doupt, you shouldn't ride like a such a dick. You put yourself and people around you at serious bloody risk. Don't take pride when I say your dangerous if this is true what you said.
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[angryjonny]

Ah, that was you was it? Yeah, I was sat outside my local enjoying a quiet afternoon pint when some ped-boi came tottering round the corner at 20something wrestling with the bars as he almost lost it on some gravel, and then slowly disappeared in a cloud of oil smoke. Nice tracky bottoms. T K Maxx?

[FreshAL]

That's one of the funniest things I've read on here for ages

[akaDAVE]

I just can not believe that anyone here took this seriously.

Did you read through the whole thing? Have you no sense of humour what so ever!?

The funniest thing about it for me is imagining the faces of the safety nazi's when reading, but still I never seriously thought that even the most tight arsed sod would not see through it.

Really though, I'm feeling the Deja Vu today, I'm sure I've read this story before.....as well as the other thread about the RS 125 Vs the 1ltrs, something funny is going on.
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[iooi]

Just love a good fairy tale before i go to work.......

I asume that you woke up and your bed was a bit wet and sticky then ?

But carry on like that in real life and your foot/balls will soon be wrapped around your head..
Mind you what do you expect on a push bike......
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[pwntifex]

Proper lolage like.
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[brooky]

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[stinkwheel]

Another thing you gotta watch outside schools are those yellow zig-zag markings. They can get pretty slippery when they're wet and you're apexing out.

At least I assume it was wet? Either that or you were riding like a pussy.
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[Finglonga]

I sense so much pent up aggression considering its a first post. Noobie biker who can't handle his bike . . You make I larf!
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[ram_doom]

Least he didnt use any kids as berms
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[phill_sumner]

i was going past this school right, doing 205mph in a built up area on the bitch and wheelied the c*nt, accidentally backflipped the bitch but landed it and nose manualled the bitch along the path, then a lass from the hairdressers hopped on while the back end was still up on the c*nt....
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[Walloper]

The Court Order means I can not be within 1/2 mile of a school. Pity.
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[St0rmer66]

This thread is so funny. Can't believe some people are taking this seriously. It has all the exact things that safety nazi's complain about, all in one story!
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[Minty]

I beg to differ.

No kittens.
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[wikiwiki]

nice tale, what bike were you on, the mysterious 98 R1?

[G]

Nah, it's a lifan 125, innit .

Anyway, he obviously has no skill getting the rear to slide to change direction; shoulda pushed the front so much it /just/ started to let go to scrub some speed off