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McSatan
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Ju-Ju Reply with quote
I assume the topic[1] has been done to death in years gone by, but please bear with me, I am a newbie after all. I have just had a brief soujorn into F&FW. How can it be that the grasshopper consistently allocates me bad Ju-Ju (thank you all who have saved me from oblivion), merely because I occasionally sprinkle my posts with the odd profanity, yet filthy deviant cock-breathed twatbastards such as LukeVFR appear to have moved from the Dark Side into the Light, with many shiny good Ju-Ju blobs? Rape? Is he allowing himself to be botted by the grasshoppers big black gay cousin in return for BFC happy blobs? Fucking ghastly creature.

No offence like, Luke.

[1] A hazelnut in every bite. Much like squirrel shite.
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PostPosted: 18:46 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Seriously WTF are you talking about?

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Shaun
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PostPosted: 18:47 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
I have nothing relevant to say here other than I really want karma to be renamed 'ju-ju', much more fun to say!
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PostPosted: 18:49 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
I reckon 'ju-ju blobs' sounds so much better!
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PostPosted: 18:50 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
He's been banned before, he's a bad smell that won't go away.

We have a few of those here you'll find.
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McSatan
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PostPosted: 18:54 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Albion wrote:
Seriously WTF are you talking about?

Rob.


WTF. Wellington Top Frotters. Did you never have that as a kid? When you wore your wellies underneath your trousers, instead of on the outside, as God intended, and you get a red rash ring round the tops of your calves?

Jumpers for goalposts. Eee, it used to be all fields round here.
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PostPosted: 18:55 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
ROFL ju ju blobs ftw.
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McSatan
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PostPosted: 19:03 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Shaun wrote:
I have nothing relevant to say here other than I really want karma to be renamed 'ju-ju', much more fun to say!


You'll have to replace the grasshopper with it's pissed up crackhead Yardie cousin first. The one that's bumming LukeVFR.

"Jah man! You scribe bad Ju-Ju! Change dis ting you, and all be cool."
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PostPosted: 19:08 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
McSatan wrote:
Albion wrote:
Seriously WTF are you talking about?

Rob.


WTF. Wellington Top Frotters. Did you never have that as a kid? When you wore your wellies underneath your trousers, instead of on the outside, as God intended, and you get a red rash ring round the tops of your calves?

Jumpers for goalposts. Eee, it used to be all fields round here.


Is the medical term for the lesions from WTF not called Sca'ding?

Ju-Ju is African Black Magic.
Karma is like a conditon of the spirit.

I am feart of Ju-Ju. Sad
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McSatan
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PostPosted: 19:18 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Walloper wrote:
Ju-Ju is African Black Magic.
Karma is like a conditon of the spirit.

I am feart of Ju-Ju. Sad


Ach, it's cool. I'm the King of Australia.[1] I know from my army of undead abbos all about the black arts, and Ju-Ju is funky. Can be good or bad. Voodoo now, that has me pissing rusty water out my arse.

[1]It's true. Ask anybody.
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PostPosted: 19:22 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Albion wrote:
Seriously WTF are you talking about?

Rob.


the karma system.
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Sephiroth
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PostPosted: 19:48 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
LukeVFR wrote:
I get bored and make a few posts every now and again to create an "impact" - It's quite funny watching everyone chuck their dummies out their pram (even up to 3 years later). Sad twats.

I then just lick a bit of ass and get my Karma back.

Sorted. Thumbs Up


Your mouth must taste fucking fowl.

*Waits for a reply saying "Not as bad as your mother"*

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Albion
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
st3v3 wrote:

the karma system.


I knew that matey! Wink

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thx1138
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PostPosted: 19:49 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Sephiroth wrote:


Your mouth must taste fucking fowl.



Depends if he's eating a KFC I guess.
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pwntifex
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PostPosted: 19:51 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
LukeVFR wrote:
I get bored and make a few posts every now and again to create an "impact" - It's quite funny watching everyone chuck their dummies out their pram (even up to 3 years later). Sad twats.

I then just lick a bit of ass and get my Karma back.

Sorted. Thumbs Up

Good god, that's clever!
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McSatan
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PostPosted: 19:54 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
LukeVFR wrote:
I get bored and make a few posts every now and again to create an "impact" - It's quite funny watching everyone chuck their dummies out their pram (even up to 3 years later).


Is that you in the picture? The avatar thing?
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john2
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PostPosted: 19:56 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
ooooh, my rating made you now have 2 "good" "juju" blobs Very Happy
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McSatan
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PostPosted: 20:04 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
LukeVFR wrote:
Yeah.


Ah. I think I understand now. Given the rape post, and the frank admission that you feel the need to 'impact' upon people using imagery, language, and insults which are obviously offensive to draw attention upon yourself, I won't even begin to ask about your childhood.

Good Luck!
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McSatan
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
LukeVFR wrote:
Yeah, 'cus you look normal in your avatar.


<snigger> You're worse at this than Killa!

'Ner Ner Ner?'

In a battle of wits, I wouldn't normally fight with an unarmed man, but in your case, I'll make an exception. I'm off to the pub now, try and invent something witty in the next hour or two. Oh, and I'll likely be slightly drunk by that time, so there's your starter for ten.

Pip Pip!
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PostPosted: 20:28 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
McSatan wrote:
LukeVFR wrote:
Yeah, 'cus you look normal in your avatar.


<snigger> You're worse at this than Killa!

'Ner Ner Ner?'

In a battle of wits, I wouldn't normally fight with an unarmed man, but in your case, I'll make an exception. I'm off to the pub now, try and invent something witty in the next hour or two. Oh, and I'll likely be slightly drunk by that time, so there's your starter for ten.

Pip Pip!


You just stood in dog poo McSatan.

Wipe your feet before you come back in. (Properly now.)

There is enough shite in here. Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:57 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
LukeVFR wrote:
I get bored and make a few posts every now and again to create an "impact" - It's quite funny watching everyone chuck their dummies out their pram (even up to 3 years later). Sad twats


I believe you but thousands wouldn't.

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pwntifex
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PostPosted: 21:01 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
LukeVFR wrote:
Believe it or not, but trying to think of something "witty" to post over the internet isn't my main concern. I prefer to make threads stating how I touch children inappropriately.

Didn't your mother ever tell you to stop touching yourself? Tut Tut
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h00dwink
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PostPosted: 21:43 - 27 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
tbh luke is everything i wish i could be. he's totally fucking menly.
anyone who says different is just jealous.

that post is in jest.
in reality, if you do actually care about karma blobs you're an undeniable cock.
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McSatan
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PostPosted: 00:17 - 28 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
LukeVFR wrote:
Believe it or not, but trying to think of something "witty" to post over the internet isn't my main concern. I prefer to make threads stating how I touch children inappropriately.


I've noticed. Your lack of self-esteem manifests itself in many different ways. The Wheelie avatar. Insults to fellow forum members. Being inordinately offensive, rape condoms and so on, in the hope that you will be noticed over and above others. Feelings of inadequacy are not unusual in cases like yours, and the need to lash out is understandable. The fact that your last post on this thread was at around 22:56 leads me to think that you are lonely, not in a stable relationship (if in a relationship at all), and may benefit from some sort of therapy. Come and sit on Uncle McSatan's knee, and we'll sort your problems out.
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PostPosted: 12:11 - 28 Apr 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
McSatan wrote:
LukeVFR wrote:
Believe it or not, but trying to think of something "witty" to post over the internet isn't my main concern. I prefer to make threads stating how I touch children inappropriately.


I've noticed. Your lack of self-esteem manifests itself in many different ways. The Wheelie avatar. Insults to fellow forum members. Being inordinately offensive, rape condoms and so on, in the hope that you will be noticed over and above others. Feelings of inadequacy are not unusual in cases like yours, and the need to lash out is understandable. The fact that your last post on this thread was at around 22:56 leads me to think that you are lonely, not in a stable relationship (if in a relationship at all), and may benefit from some sort of therapy. Come and sit on Uncle McSatan's knee, and we'll sort your problems out.


Pahaha... this is going to be a good thread, just waiting for the good spirits to dampen and anger to reign Smile
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