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lllN30lll
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PostPosted: 18:03 - 03 May 2007    Post subject: Sodding workmates!! Reply with quote

been playing tricks on everybody at work all day, cutting there boot laces while they weren't looking, smashing their sandwich's with an 8lb hammer etc.

before finishing my work i checked all my gear, ROFL! yes i found that they filled my helmet with bolts, and yes i found that they also filled the gloves up, so 1 - 0 to me. clocked off with them all at 6, checked my back for the usual "i'm a twat" stickers, checked my lid for things like "i'm gay"

clocked off, everybody ran to there cars as usual, i just strolled casuallly knowing that i'll be going past them all in a couple of mins. get to the bike shed and
*F*CKERS*

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well done, 10 bonus points to you, was left with a little note saying "lots of love from the Cable Guy"
had to walk all the way back to the warehouse to try and find some snips BUT it was 6PM and they'd all gone home and locked there toolbox. A hefty kick to some old codgers snapon box broke the lid..... and a pair of pliers was retrieved Very Happy.

just wait till i get work tommorow!!!!!
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PostPosted: 18:06 - 03 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

He who laughs....... Wink Laughing Laughing Laughing Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:07 - 03 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

lmao classic Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:27 - 03 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You want to wash that jacket. Wink
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PostPosted: 18:30 - 03 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

rofl own3d Laughing Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 18:41 - 03 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Finglonga wrote:
You want to wash that jacket. Wink

LOL well spotted, tis my works jacket, one of em has wrote The Stig on the back Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:43 - 03 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL....When i worked part time (well saturdays while i was at school) some guy that was about to retire (he was a legend!)...got a big bag and put it inside this other guys helmet and...........










Filled it with expanding foam LOL....i wouldn't of been to pleased if it was my helmet but i actually got a warning for not working because i was to busy laughing!!!!!!
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PostPosted: 18:44 - 03 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Spam spam.....hehe

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Someone either has really rusty brakes or is braking far to hard and their discs are flowing red (right of the pic) Confused Razz Shocked
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PostPosted: 18:48 - 03 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

i doonoo WTF that bike is lol theres prob about 40 of us that turn up on bikes every day Very Happy ranging from 50cc to hayabusa's
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PostPosted: 18:53 - 03 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

It is not a rusty brake disc. It is a brake disc cover on a motocross bike to stop crap getting between the calliper and the disc.
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PostPosted: 20:03 - 03 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol at least it wasnt anything nasty (that always ruins a joke), you can sit there and laugh about that. Did you drive home with them on?

10/10 for that Laughing
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PostPosted: 20:24 - 03 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

matthab wrote:
lol at least it wasnt anything nasty (that always ruins a joke), you can sit there and laugh about that. Did you drive home with them on?

10/10 for that Laughing


How would that have worked?
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PostPosted: 20:47 - 03 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Lmao, I've never seen that one done before! Instant classic Laughing
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PostPosted: 23:06 - 03 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha u tit.

Hows gazs hair after edgy threw that grease on him lol, and is carl still alive after friday?
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PostPosted: 23:16 - 03 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing class, gonna use that... Cool
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PostPosted: 08:05 - 04 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahah thats awesome, funny as hell, ill have to remember that one.
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PostPosted: 08:11 - 04 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Only 2? 30 or 40 all over the bike is more like it... Laughing

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PostPosted: 12:33 - 04 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dom_ wrote:
Haha u tit.

Hows gazs hair after edgy threw that grease on him lol, and is carl still alive after friday?

Carls still alive in body, but not mind Dom Laughing
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PostPosted: 13:43 - 04 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

at least the ties will keep the pigeons off the bike !
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PostPosted: 07:58 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very good - never take too much pleasure at jokes played on others unless you can take just as much pleasure at one played on you.

Don't get the jacket reference though... Confused

Laughing
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PostPosted: 08:05 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

KTM Gordo wrote:
Very good - never take too much pleasure at jokes played on others unless you can take just as much pleasure at one played on you.

Don't get the jacket reference though... Confused

Laughing

they wrote Stig on it because I wear the same helmets as the Stig on Top Gear, Simpson RX and Diamondback
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PostPosted: 11:23 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

lllN30lll wrote:
KTM Gordo wrote:
Don't get the jacket reference though... Confused

they wrote Stig on it because I wear the same helmets as the Stig on Top Gear, Simpson RX and Diamondback

Sorry, not quite what I meant - I meant that I couldn't see your jacket in the picture to see what Finglonga was referring to...

But never mind Smile
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PostPosted: 11:45 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

In the mirror, he is wearing a filthy hi vis jacket Smile
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PostPosted: 11:49 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Second picture, right hand mirror....
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PostPosted: 12:27 - 05 May 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ciarán wrote:
In the mirror, he is wearing a filthy hi vis jacket Smile

Idea Ahh, I see...

I thought it was just trees etc. in the background. You sure it's not a camouflage jacket...? Rolling Eyes

High-viz is the new camouflage. Or perhaps not... Very Happy

Mine's even worse, to the point that someone asked me if I'd been laying Tarmac Confused
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