Toast

[Ariel Badger]

I was taken out for lunch today by my boss. she recommended I try some "toast" and I really enjoyed it. It was a bit like bread but sort of crisp and hot and the boss says it is ok to eat it with your hands.
I have tried looking for it in ASDA and Tesco but they do not sell it and Gooogling it just drew a blank.
Is there a recipe or can you only get it in a restaurant?
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[trevoriv]

Put the bottle down and step away from the keyboard

[Ariel Badger]

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[nick606]

i believe the common way to make toast and buy bread and a toaster there are 3 main types of toasters a green one for normal bread, a blue one for rough bread and a pink one for fine bread. The pink one has twice the power of the others and will increase the power output by some 10 wattage. They also come with the special racing fuses but these are illegal for private use and can only be used in special toaster racing events

[G]

Do you feel safe in your job?

Were you aware that...
Toast gives you cancer!!!

Yes, that's right, this tasty snack should be a class A!

[Ariel Badger]

I get so horny when people talk technical.
What would happen if I just put some bread out on a wall? I could sit my cat next to it so the birds and rats leave it alone and bring it in if it looks like rain.
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[Ariel Badger]

Propaganda G,
The safety nazis will be telling us that crack and smack are bad for pregnant women next.
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[trevoriv]

I'm bastard hungry now.

[G]

Sounds like you're just another addict trying to defend your chosen sin - "oh it's all the government being nasty" - heard it all before!

[Ariel Badger]

Ffs sacke G, toast is safe if you wear a condom, it is twats sharing knives and marmalade that cause the shit.
Do not believe what you read in the press,
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[bob-a-job]

[TheShaggyDA]

You think it's ok, you think you can pace yourself. "Just a couple of slices" you tell yourself. Then you go and buy a 4 slice toaster. "It's so that I can make toast for other people at the same time" you tell yourself. Then you feel sorry for those two empty slots when you are making it just for you. So you start popping in an extra couple of slices "so that the electricity isn't wasted".

It's a slippery slope. Next thing you know, you're doing crumpets and muffins. I'm just glad I realised what was happening before I tried pop tarts.

My name is Doug, and I'm a toast addict.
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[lozzypop1]

The Ultimate Sin

Toast, covered in butter, covered in marmite, covered in dairylea, covered in sliced ham...


OooooOOooo

Lozzypop: craving
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[Ichy]

I can hook you up if you wanna buy in bulk. Its the real deal, 100% white, I don't use none of that best of both.

[Mudskipper]

Toasted Raisin & Cinnamon Bagels FTW!!
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[Pte1643]

[trevoriv]

Peanut Butter on Toast...winner!

[Ariel Badger]

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[Jull]

Ashamed to admit but I'm on the Poptarts, the Chocotastic one, but it isn't a problem I could quit if I wanted to...

[pwntifex]

[stinkwheel]

You want to watch those pop tarts, they are a Health and safety nightmare.
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[Ariel Badger]

Pop tarts are not toast, could you please mark any PT or muffin related postings as being off topic please?
It is things like this that make the internet so awful for old people and other disabled groups.
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[Ariel Badger]

https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6626239.stm It seems that the toast craze is making major news.

https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4034787.stm most toast related news.
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[pwntifex]

Toast is the past, old man
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