V Random - Colonic Irrigation

[LustyLew]

Would you consider it and why?

Me, I porbably would. Just too shy to book it!
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[Itchy]

nope , never any need for it, though it was featured highly in that programme race to size doube zero , this woman went for it 7 times a week she lost tons of weight and fit into jeans designed for a 6 year old child,
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[D O G]

Yup, I fancy a blast on that!

Supposed to be really good for you, makes you feel all light and empty apparently

I love the feeling of having a monster dump anyway, so I imagine this is just like the next level!

But as you say, its having the courage to book it! Perhaps we should do a BCF colonic meet

[-Savage-]

take the head off your shower, grease it up and slip it in. jobs a good one. lol

never would i get it done...urgh the poo and water and all urgh...

why would you want it done anyway? i just have a lock of beer and whiskey, cleans me right out in the morning lol
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[Mr.Everready]

Some people are used to getting things shoved up their arse.

I'm not. So the answer is no, I wouldn't get it done.
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[LustyLew]

[Rookie]

Supposedly it feels really good afterwards. But myself I think the trauma of having a hose shoved up my arse would rule out any positive after effects.

[pwntifex]

I would never volunteer myself for an enormous, watery shit.
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[plugger147]

I quite like the idea of emptying all that toxic waste from my rear end, but my piles play up after a normal shit I'd hate to think what a bit of garden hose would make them bleed like.
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[MaybeGuy]

NOTHING SHOULD GO IN THERE!!!
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[woo]

What is piles?
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[TheShaggyDA]

Yeah, I'll give it a go. I'm sure there's a ton of compacted stuff festering in the crevices up there that could do with a quick Dyno-Rod session.
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[FreshAL]

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I'd be up for giving it a go

Supposed to feel good afterwards. One of my mates suggested we go so I might brave it and go with her

[fenton]

duno. I can imagine some fairly nasty stuff coming out of my rear end. And ive got no problem with anything going up there. Its just a case of if i have the stones! ( plus i dont know where the nearest one is )

Fenton

[Visitor Q]

Agree with Damofo, i love the burst of energy and lightness of when you have a properly vicious crap.

Plus it should make all movements afterwards easier.

Whilst peristalsis is /very/ efficent, there will be bits stuck everywhere.

The festering point is pretty moot tho, but i think it should certainly allow better uptake of molecules so that would be cool.

Dunno, if someone offered id be up for it. Dunno if id pay.

Oh and the reason repeated colonic irrigation would cause weight loss is because broken down molecules are absorbed in the intestine. Primarily the small intestine, but all your large intestine/colon is designed to leech every last bit of glucose etc that passes it (hence why if you want to get ridiculously hammered you stick vodka up your arse, or a nicer example, suppositories). By flushing out the lower half of the intestines regularly you are stopping this secondary uptake.
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[Yoshi]

I'd have a go How much is it?
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[TheShaggyDA]

I remember reading this a while ago and fancied it then -

https://www.guardian.co.uk/weekend/story/0,3605,663391,00.html
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[killa]

I had a quick look, i can't find a price....which says to me, it's going to cost a lot.
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