Served cold?

[stinkwheel]

Interesting thing happened this evening.

About six years ago I bought myself a CB125 twin for a winter project. It was a non-runner and over the winter i did a full top-end rebuild on it (full, reground the valve seats by hand and everything). Painted the frame up, new tyres, sorted out the electrics. Landed up with a pretty tidy little 125 thinking I'd ride it about for a couple of moths then sell it for a tidy profit in the spring.

Two days after the MOT it got nicked. Turned up four days later in a shit-state, every plastic dmaaged or missing, tank scratched to fuck, lights smashed. Landed up ratting it. A local lad was done for it, got fined £80 of which I saw exactly £4.

Guess whose dog I've got in my kennels having eaten a load of its owners medicine?

Oh dear, out of hours, requiring hospitalisation and on a Bank holiday weekend too. Oh deary me. Wouldn't like to have that bill .

Don't get me wrong, the dog is getting exactly the same treatment as anybody elses dog would. I do however get the feeling my finger might accidentally slip when I'm pressing buttons on the calculator.
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[Jull]

Poor dog, won't it need to be kept 'under observation' for a least a week

Go on fill your boots (or your bank balance) it's payback time

[plugger147]

Having spent the best part of a grand on our dobe (heart problem) last bank holiday weekend then I can guess he's gonna be paying out a fair bit.

Sad part is though he's proberly skint and your gonna end up with another £4.
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Tristan the wrote: just whipped off my trousers to find a big bruise on my arse, caused by matt rear ending me...

[lllN30lll]

nothing to torture the dog for IMO.

but yes, slip with the calculator etc.
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[zaknafien]

Yay for payback.
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[Annabella]

Whoooops! Was that a multiplication instead of a simple addition there Stinky?


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[cqueen]

Superb!

[colin1]

am i the only one wondering if he is even gonna pay it ?
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[Kickstart]

[nick606]

lol you evil master mind


but how do you know its him and not someone with the same name?

[Paddy Blake]

[Louise]

Whooops - Payback time

[stinkwheel]

[MaybeGuy]

i think you should steal his dog instead!
rip off its fairing, scuff its tank, and give it back with a rattle
and £4.

nothing like a bit of animal cruelty to sweeten revenge, specially if its one of those 'orrible little terriers that howls at everyone except its owner, who it curls up next to and 'evils' everyone else.
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Blue_SV650S wrote: it was a sh1te wheelie, but it proves that he can get it up in 3rd and can do angles. In summery, mattsprattuk is a gobby little sh1tebag, dopehead tw4t, but sadly for all of us, he probably isn't THAT full of sh1te!!
Kickstart wrote: Hi I tend to agree with Matt. All the best Keith

[McGee]

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[Mister James]

Just so you know, if you make another paraplegic here in the UK, who has to be supported at vast expense to the NHS - and thus my taxes - I'll come over there, rip your spine out and use it as a xylophone.


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[instigator]

Yeah but in the USA...not our problem then...

[Mister James]

I think we can pretty safely say that McGoo would be dead, if we were all using his spinal column to emulate Patrick Moore.
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[truslack]

If you are ever feeling down, think about a paraplegic rolling down a hill.
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[truslack]

Ok, I knew someone would take offence, I only said it in jest.

Sorry.

[edit] Oh, and I don't ride a bike (yet) but it sounds good to me. Obviously the wheelchair ride down a hill would be fun...
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[McGee]

Your just scared I would kick ass James.
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[Mister James]

I'm sure you would, dear boy, just not mine!
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