Motorbike "quotes/sayings"

[phill_sumner]

This is quite a random thread and theres a chance ill get ripped to bits but anyways....have you heard any sayings about bikers or bikes or whatever that made you laugh or think?

Ill get us started off:

"4 wheels move your body. 2 wheels move your soul"

"There are two kinds of people in this world: those who ride motorbikes, and those who want to ride motorbikes"

"Those who risk nothing, do nothing, achieve nothing, become nothing"

continue...
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parting the A1 like moses parted the red sea

[numpty]

Saw this hung up in the cat and fiddle

''Ride like a KNOB and you'll DIE.
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Current bike: CBR600F-Y

[JakeyR]

If you don't crash you aint tryin' hard enough

[Finglonga]

Ride it like you stole it!

Ride like a twat, die like a twat.

Live to ride, ride to live.
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Andy Sez....
F.Y.Y.F.F.

[numpty]

If you cant see me then look harder fuckwit.
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Current bike: CBR600F-Y

[Ariel Badger]

I used to have one of those but it was a BSA.
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Bikers make great organ donors, get 115 on your licence today.

[JakeyR]

How fast it go mister?

[stinkwheel]

There aint no replacement for displacement.

Move up or move over.

105 nuts to hold it together, two to ride it.

Keep it rubber side down.

Momentum overrides grip.
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“Rule one: Always stick around for one more drink. That's when things happen. That's when you find out everything you want to know.”
I did the 2010 Round Britain Rally on my 350 Bullet. 89 landmarks, 3 months, 9,500 miles.

[mr.z]

"there are old bikers and there are bold bikers, there are very few old and bold bikers"
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[numpty]

Never ride faster than your angel can fly.
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Current bike: CBR600F-Y

[TheShaggyDA]

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off"

On ZZR1100s - "Restriced to 146bhp, please pass"
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Current: CB500 Previous: CB100N, CB250RS, XJ900F, GT550, GPZ750R/1000RX, AJS M16, R100RT, Enfield Bullet

[i:6e3bfc7581]But still I fear and still I dare not laugh at the madman...[/i:6e3bfc7581]

[mistergixer]

'1 off the front is worth 3 on the rear' - archaic bike sprocket wisdom, author unknown.

'Wouldn't even pull the cock of a chocolate mouse' - Barry Sheene on his underpowered 1984 Harris Suzuki GP bike.

'Racing is life. Anything before or after is just waiting. - Steve McQueen.

'Yah, fer shure' - Valentino Rossi (on any subject, he uses that expression at least once per sentence)
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Space Monkey #7
Don Eladio is dead. His capos are dead. You have no one left to fight for. Fill your pockets and leave in peace. Or fight me and die!
Mistergixer's videos on YouTube

[loply]

"Caution to the wind, the throttle pinned!"


And, of course, FTW.
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Yamaha SZR660 Caution to the wind, the throttle pinned!

[Zen Dog]

"You can tell a happy biker by the flies in his teeth."

Zen Dog
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Current - '94 VFR750FR (Dead), '00 VFR800FI, '11 600 Hornet - Previous - '11 CBF125, '10 Street Triple R, '92 MZ ETZ301, '05 TTR250, NSR125R, KMX125, "Honda" Win
My bike trip around S.E. Asia 2010/2011

[Hairy Ben]

https://img.photobucket.com/albums/v96/hairyben/NewFolder1.jpg



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...and thus true enlightenment is achieved.

I think, therefore I am... I ride a BMW, therefore I smell of wee...

[EllioTT_GiXXeR]

If you can read this then i am clearly warming her up

love it
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[xlfive]

“Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.”

[Torque05]

"engineered by a genius, built by a craftsman, ridden by a twat."

"engineered in japan, re-engineered in Britain."

"SMIDSY"


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~Sahf East Winnah~

~Yamaha Vmax 1996~

[The Tot]

Mine gets the stares at uni bike park cos i park with the plate facing the pavement.

It clearly states

"When Titot is not riding, he is wanking"

I think it's a classic and very individual. I could have gone with generic stuff but some bastard of a sod somewhere is going to have the same idea with slogans.

I might have " I beat meat" on my next bike
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The Tot 2019 Z1000SX - 2007 R1
Never argue with autism

[Kal]

"It won't get better unless you leave it alone"
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Kal...
I Like To Hoon It Hoon It I Like To Hoon It Hoon It I Like To Hoon It Hoon It Ya Like To (HOON IT!).
1984 GB250 Clubman,1983 CB250N Superdream, 1999 GPZ500S

[athelstan]

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle.

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory.

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be.

[Dazbo666]

D.I.L.L.I.G.A.F.
(see my sig for an explanation)
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1st bike (Sept'06 - May'10) : 1991 GPZ500S / Current bike (since Nov 2009) : 2003 Suzuki Bandit 600N
Word of the day : DILLIGAF

[Wafer_Thin_Ham]

[sakashitti ratter]

I like the Kevin Schwantz quote "Wait til you see God, then break"
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Nothing a hammer can't fix!

[Finglonga]