We?re Looking for the Loudest, Most Obnoxious Bikers Around!

Nick Vogt · L Plate Warrior Joined: 14 May 2007 Karma :

- Do you burp at the dinner table? Fart in public? Party too hard? Swear too much? Get called a jerk? Embarrass your friends?

- Are you rude & crude, loud & obnoxious, and generally inappropriate in public? If you’re unfit for formal events or “proper” social settings, we want to put you on TV!

City Lights TV is now casting MIND YOUR MANNERS, a new primetime Learning Channel series that will smooth out all, most or some of your rough edges! We’ll introduce you to our Manners Experts who will teach you how to act and what to do in any social setting. They’ll show you how good manners can give you confidence and change your life for the better!
If you want to go from jerk to gentleman or gross to gracious, email the following information to us at mannerscasting@citylightstv.com. Or, fill out the online application at https://casting.citylightstv.com.

1. Your name:
2. Your phone number:
3. One or two pictures:
4. One or two examples of how rude & crude you can be:
5. The reason(s) why you want to change your ill-mannered ways:

Refer a friend, family member or coworker! Know someone who needs a lesson in manners? Apply on their behalf and we’ll contact them. (If you don’t want the person to know that you recommended them, please type ANONYMOUS somewhere in your referral email and we’ll leave your name out of it.)

phk6 · Nearly there... Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Karma :

fuck off you fag,i like being rude and crude
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Ade · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 19 Sep 2006 Karma :

pwntifex · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Karma :

IT MUST BE SIGGI.
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

Essex_Mike · Brolly Dolly Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Karma :

Fuck off

They come up with some right shite these days for tv.
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akaDAVE · World Chat Champion Joined: 01 Sep 2005 Karma :

Surely you're not struggling to find loud, obnoxious, poorly educated twats who want to display themselves on low budget reality TV?

''Manners Experts'' - fuck off.
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pwntifex · World Chat Champion Joined: 23 Aug 2006 Karma :

This thread is so delectably ironic Laughing

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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

Pete. · Super Spammer Joined: 22 Aug 2006 Karma :

Try Visordown Very Happy

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132.9mph off and walked away. Gear is good, gear is good, gear is very very good Very Happy

Cigaro · World Chat Champion Joined: 28 Mar 2007 Karma :

When people are starving in the world, have they got nothing better to spend the public's money on but shite TV programs like this?

Essex_Mike · Brolly Dolly Joined: 28 Jul 2006 Karma :

Those people starving obviously have it lucky, not avin to put up with crap tv stations.
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Previous Bike - Suzuki EN125
Current Bike - Suzuki GS500F

scorps · World Chat Champion Joined: 29 Jan 2007 Karma :

wouldnt trawling outside local shops and off licences for chavs get more response? oh hang on theres already a programme about that coming soon

i'm a lady me, i even get out the bath to piss!
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MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

bazza · World Chat Champion Joined: 27 Aug 2004 Karma :

headlamp · World Chat Champion Joined: 26 Nov 2003 Karma :

I don't like the insinuation that bikers are uncouth. I've met many TV Researchers/Producers who seem to fit the bill - run an ad in Media Week - twat. Evil or Very Mad

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st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

Manners? the forum has rules

steveh · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 Aug 2004 Karma :

fart at the dinner table?

ill shit in your soup if you spam again.
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MarJay · But it's British! Joined: 15 Sep 2003 Karma :

ncrn · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 May 2006 Karma :

Skudd · Super Spammer Joined: 01 Oct 2006 Karma :

I have always found that the person "Teaching the manners" is somewhat lacking themselves and it is just their version of what they think others see as manners. As for dressing properly, anyone can pick up a suit from Asda, Tesco, M&S for under £90 and put a pair of shinney shoes on. When I go out on my bike I'm in nearly £1000 worth of gear. And I do know my manners, which fork to use, what " corked " wine actually is which side of the pavement to walk on and why.
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Johnny GSX-R · World Chat Champion Joined: 14 Feb 2005 Karma :

CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTCUNTYFLAPS

Hairy Ben · Scooby Slapper Joined: 27 Apr 2007 Karma :

Ariel Badger · Super Spammer Joined: 02 Dec 2006 Karma :

Another twat stereotyping motorcyclists.
Fucking nonce.
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st3v3 · Super Spammer Joined: 16 Oct 2006 Karma :

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ncrn · World Chat Champion Joined: 24 May 2006 Karma :

he went from 3 to 4 red blobs when I set him as enemy, so not that many more needed? Razz

and you can always press the unhide post button if you really want to see what he says Wink

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