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scorps
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PostPosted: 18:11 - 04 Jun 2007    Post subject: pre piercing advice Reply with quote
my daughter says if your a woman wanting genital piercings can you please take the piercers feelings into acount and wash ya bleedin flaps oh and you blokes too get rid of the smeg

pass it on ta Wink
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PostPosted: 19:05 - 04 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Tell your daughter to shut up and bag my groceries.
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PostPosted: 23:03 - 04 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
I thought they levied a rather substantial 'handling charge' in cases of 'immunda foetidus genitalia' Thinking
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PostPosted: 08:46 - 05 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
Thanks for that, but I wasn't planning on getting my dick pierced anytime soon.
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PostPosted: 08:58 - 05 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
It's a bit scary that people don't wash properly beforehand... I mean, I'm the sort of person who cleans my teeth immediately before I go to the dentist and wash my hair before going to the hairdressers... Thinking Confused
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PostPosted: 11:35 - 05 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
strawberry wrote:
It's a bit scary that people don't wash properly beforehand... I mean, I'm the sort of person who cleans my teeth immediately before I go to the dentist and wash my hair before going to the hairdressers... Thinking Confused


I'm the sort of person that cleans my teeth everyday, have a shower, wash all me bits and use whatever shampoo is in the shower. I won't clean to that extent if I'm running late or slept over at someone's after a party. But when I get home i get clean.

Tbh, don't see why ANYONE doesn't wash their flaps/penis properly.

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PostPosted: 12:30 - 05 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
m0l0t0v wrote:
I'm the sort of person that cleans my teeth everyday, have a shower, wash all me bits and use whatever shampoo is in the shower. I won't clean to that extent if I'm running late or slept over at someone's after a party. But when I get home i get clean.

Tbh, don't see why ANYONE doesn't wash their flaps/penis properly.

Cheese Sick


Well yes. My point was just that many people make an extra special effort if going to the dentist etc, so I don't understand why they also wouldn't wash immediately prior to going to a piercers either > <
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PostPosted: 13:47 - 05 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
strawberry wrote:


Well yes. My point was just that many people make an extra special effort if going to the dentist etc, so I don't understand why they also wouldn't wash immediately prior to going to a piercers either > <


I get your point. It's just what I hear round my college and i just hate it. it's disgusting. I get your point as I do it anyways. Well, save the wash hair before hairdresser. Only need to wash it once in the day.

And one thing tat really gets me is when you go to the toilets, public, house or whatever, they do their business and don't wash their hands? The other week after watching 5 guys do the same and as one kid was about to walk of I called him. Told him to not be a dirty fucker and wash his hands otherwise the taste of penis will be on his food when he touches it. Gave me a startled look, washed his hands for like 3 minutes.

I jut don't see why people don't bother to wash their hands after holding their willy. It only takes a few seconds ffs.
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PostPosted: 13:55 - 05 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
yeah but what if you take piss hold your willy and no piss goes on your hands and your willy is not dirty do you still need to wash your hands then?
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PostPosted: 14:10 - 05 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
woo wrote:
yeah but what if you take piss hold your willy and no piss goes on your hands and your willy is not dirty do you still need to wash your hands then?


I tend not to piss on my hand and I try and keep myself clean but I still wash my hands. I just takes a few seconds. Even just rinsing your hands for like 5 seconds.

And how would you know for sure that your willy is clean? I remember watching an old video about biology and bacteria where 2 kids came out of the toilet. One had washed his hands for a few seconds and the other walked out. They used agar plates and got prints form both boys and the door handle. Boy who didn't wash his hands had a lot more bacteria grown than that one that did. And the door handle was just a mess.

Even before that I've washed my hands.

When I go to brush your teeth they might look clean and white and looks like there's no need. But I still brush them.
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PostPosted: 14:14 - 05 Jun 2007    Post subject: Re: pre piercing advice Reply with quote
scorps wrote:
my daughter says if your a woman wanting genital piercings...

Another bit of advice would be to get plenty of sex in before as some can take 6 weeks to heal. Try anything before and the piercings can move and may need to be redone, it they can be due to scar tissue.

When I say 6 weeks most people manage about 8 days, some less Wink Very Happy
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PostPosted: 14:20 - 05 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
m0l0t0v wrote:
I get your point. It's just what I hear round my college and i just hate it. it's disgusting. I get your point as I do it anyways. Well, save the wash hair before hairdresser. Only need to wash it once in the day.

And one thing tat really gets me is when you go to the toilets, public, house or whatever, they do their business and don't wash their hands? The other week after watching 5 guys do the same and as one kid was about to walk of I called him. Told him to not be a dirty fucker and wash his hands otherwise the taste of penis will be on his food when he touches it. Gave me a startled look, washed his hands for like 3 minutes.

I jut don't see why people don't bother to wash their hands after holding their willy. It only takes a few seconds ffs.


Cool - was just worried about misunderstandings - seem to happen not exactly infrequently on these 'ere boards Smile

And I so agree on the hand washing thing! The number of women I see come straight out of a cubicle and then touch their make-up up and fiddle with their hair before walking right out and not going near the taps is scary. Filthy sods.
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PostPosted: 15:05 - 05 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
strawberry wrote:

Cool - was just worried about misunderstandings - seem to happen not exactly infrequently on these 'ere boards Smile

And I so agree on the hand washing thing! The number of women I see come straight out of a cubicle and then touch their make-up up and fiddle with their hair before walking right out and not going near the taps is scary. Filthy sods.


Shocked I thought it was just blokes.

and don't worry about misunderstanding.

This just reminds me of my math teacher in year 9. Always wore a white shirt and I swear he only had 1 or 2. The thing is, it's not the shirt but the fact that he didn't shower (we are all pretty sure) and there was so much sweat around his armpit and sometimes it looked faded yellow. I hated being in that class. Sick
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PostPosted: 16:18 - 05 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote
m0l0t0v wrote:
strawberry wrote:

Cool - was just worried about misunderstandings - seem to happen not exactly infrequently on these 'ere boards Smile

And I so agree on the hand washing thing! The number of women I see come straight out of a cubicle and then touch their make-up up and fiddle with their hair before walking right out and not going near the taps is scary. Filthy sods.


Shocked I thought it was just blokes.


My friend actually works for one of those companies that service all the toilets in colleges, schools, factories, some pubs etc.
She's actually disgusted me by informing me that as a general rule, the men's toilets go through MORE liquid soap, paper towels, etc than the ladies.

Women are more likely to complain about the smell of public toilets, yet are least likely to wash their hands. Thinking work that one out!




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