Predatory cats!

[pwntifex]

I left the kitchen window open so I could get some breeze (it's stuffy today), and about ten minutes later my cat starting growling (if you knew my cat, you'd know that this rare. She's a total boobie, hence her name). I went through to see what was up, and suddenly she and this other cat are chasing one another, yowling their heads off.
So I just spent half an hour chasing the fucker round my front room before I managed to throw the bastard over the fence somewhere (not before it headbutted my glass door on its way out though, thankfully).

She's had a close call with it before, on a shed roof that in all honesty was probably in its territory. But sneaking into my house to come after her is not on, and if I catch it again I'll break its neck.

How do I keep this fucking cat away?
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

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[akaDAVE]

Dry-shave the bastard and then dip it in a cold bath.

I'm no animal psychologist but I believe that will imprint a negative association with your house in it's twisted little mind.
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GSXR600

[veeeffarr]

[Ste]

Get one of these, other cats might not be so interested in messing with a 30lb mini leopard.

[pwntifex]

I'm not paying £11,000 for a cat.
£20 was bad enough!
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[teech]

He he!

On a serious note, we are having the same trouble. We have two very much scaredy cats who are totally freaked out by the big furry black cat from next door coming in to our house. I now have a small water pistol by the sink and I squirt it every time it tries to come in. It doesn't like that at all, but it does it no harm and it seems to be working.
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