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PostPosted: 12:54 - 11 Jun 2007    Post subject: Laminate floor repairs. Reply with quote

Im in trouble.
I was just walking throught the kitchen to clean my plasterers float and i caught it on a cupboard door. It has thrown itself corner fist onto the laminate floor and gouged out a little hole......
Any ideas if this can be fixed before the mrs finds out Sad
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PostPosted: 13:15 - 11 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

You can get repair kits from B&Q and the like.

They are a mix of paint filler. Not great but make it less obvious.

Try that but stop off for some flowers too. She will spot the repair.

Failing that, did you fit it yourself? Any spare bits? If it is the 'click' type than you can pull it back up to that spot, replace and re-lay?
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PostPosted: 13:42 - 11 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Blame it on the 9" stilettos she was wearing on saturday night?

Blame it on the dog?

Blame it on the fact it's cheap laminate?

Blame it on wear and tear?

As a bloke, you should always be actively looking to pass responsibility. Thumbs Up

Failing that, it isn't terribly difficult to replace it (unless you don't have the tools to do so)
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PostPosted: 14:16 - 11 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Honey you look beautiful.
I really love you.
Why don't I buy you a new bigger house?

Or take it like a man.

B&Q kit and on your knees.

And she will notice. Crying or Very sad
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PostPosted: 15:06 - 11 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wait for her to come home then demand to know what the fuck she's done to the floor. Very Happy
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PostPosted: 18:40 - 11 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Owdamer wrote:
Wait for her to come home then demand to know what the fuck she's done to the floor. Very Happy


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PostPosted: 18:41 - 11 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Owdamer wrote:
Wait for her to come home then demand to know what the fuck she's done to the floor. Very Happy


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PostPosted: 19:39 - 11 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I used to 'weld' vinyl flooring at work,which is basically just melting a rubber/plastic substance to cover and bond joins. If you can really be assed call a flooring company and ask them to have a look but I'd just come up with an excuse Thumbs Up Laughing
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PostPosted: 19:59 - 11 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

i work on the laminate flooring dept in b&q u can get a kit. it has little bars of wood colourd wax and a solder iron tryp thing (battery poword) u melt the wax to get the rite tone for ur wood then aply it. then scrap on the rest £19.98p Thumbs Up
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PostPosted: 23:14 - 11 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

rocket_richie wrote:
i work on the laminate flooring dept in b&q u can get a kit. it has little bars of wood colourd wax and a solder iron tryp thing (battery poword) u melt the wax to get the rite tone for ur wood then aply it. then scrap on the rest £19.98p Thumbs Up


Will he be able to use that with broken legs and two black Eyes?

I'd still go LARGE on the flowers too. Women go all floppy with them and can't punch very hard.
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