YASMIN YA

[Harold_Shand]

If anyone sees a silver Merc with tinted windows and bodgy cheap personal plate arranged to look like YASMIN YA in Harrow or Wealdstone have the cunts mirror.

Right on my back wheel, gave the reverse bird with my left hand, opened throttle with right hand. Still up my arse, Merc undertook me, powerful car, couldn't block it. It got stuck behind a 30mph car in front, thought about having the mirror, but then thought the cunt might have me off. Sailed past both cars. Got to lights, merc behind again, on green with left hand waved and then wanker sign, right hand opens throttle. Then I can hear a BEEEEEEEEP as the cunt gets stuck in the traffic. What a fucking wazzock, what a selfish fucking dick splat, I hope immigration and the fraud office catch up with you horrible fucking twat.
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Harold_Shand's theory might be the best explanation.

[pwntifex]

Drug dealer then.
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the warped one: This is a follow up from the thread 'my willy hurts'

[Finglonga]

[Ariel Badger]

If it was a guy driving he could be a TV/ TS as Yasmin is a girls name.
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[instigator]

I give that rant 3/10.

Could do better.

[Hairy Ben]

Um.. You're giving him the finger and making wanking gestures and you're suprised he's driving aggressively?



Of course it's bad he was initially tailgating you, but you might have been able to avoid the rest of it.
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...and thus true enlightenment is achieved.

I think, therefore I am... I ride a BMW, therefore I smell of wee...

[Harold_Shand]

No, I'm not like that. I can't live with myself if I let things like that go, having balls does that to you.
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[Harold_Shand]

Just had a look at the RAC website after looking at another thread, the number plate is YA51 NYA, a silver Mercedes S350 auto, 2003, 3724cc. Man, sometimes this web lark is just too good.
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[Hairy Ben]

Ahhh... I see.

<shrugs>

Ego and pride are all very well. But they tend to offer precious little protection when the car you've just challenged runs over the top of you.
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...and thus true enlightenment is achieved.

I think, therefore I am... I ride a BMW, therefore I smell of wee...

[Ariel Badger]

I used to ride to work on a pushbike, one day I got cut up on a roundabout by a JCB and said to myself " I am going to have you twat!".
I peddled furiously in persuit.
I then reminded myself how yellow and how big JCBs are
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[Walloper]