R1 vs Porsch 911 Vid

[Dusty]

Sorry this might be old but I hadn't seen it before, it's just a shame that JC( TWAT) is involved. I think it would have been fairer to have timed seperate laps<shrug>

R1 vs 911
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[Ste]

Oh dear. They really don't get it.

For starters they should have done it one at a time, rather than both at the same time to get the best possible lap times. Then there is the matter of money Spend that much on a bike and it'll eat it alive

Anyway, we all know that bikes are faster

[Dusty]

You could get 10 R1s for the price of that Porche.

I bet they didn't give him tyre warmers either and I think he was a bit freaked out by the whole 'oh sh1t I'm racing a car that could easily crush me factor'.

I'd like to see the R1 race a car that cost the same money as it did.
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[Syfoon]

I'd be a bit miffed if they made me race against a big car, driven by a TOCA driver.

Everyones seen those races, its like bumper cars at 90mph. And how Mister Plato cut the R1 up on the corners was iffy, at best. Separate laptimes, and I say the R1 would have won...

Oh, and a big . to JC over the "... because I'm heterosexual" comment. More like hes too fat/tall/scared to ride a bike .
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[Keen]

[Ste]

Its one thing being able to put the two on the track at the same time, and having the same two on the road

[Korn]

The kart would have done 'em both
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[one1895]

Jeremy Clarkson! what a poof! wanker...
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[JimboJ]

He'll never learn he's a cunt. "the cream of motorbikes" and yet he didn't mention the cost! about £50K lower than that german piece of crap!

Can we not get Rossi to shut the fat faced prick up?!
It's all down to his jealousy towards bikes, he wouldn't have done that clip if he'd of known the bike would of won.
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[Dusty]

I wonder how many times they had to shoot it, to get one with the bike loosing.

The car was bound to win,- afaik it was done for a car magazine.
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[JimboJ]

It has Jeremy clarkson in it, it aint gonna be for a bike mag!
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[00:42] <NSR-Andy> i've heard it's good
[9:42pm] <Shaun> you came first mike | <Shaun> yes gav, because I really want to fuck you

[Dusty]

Apperently there has been a simerlar video done which was a collaberation between a bike and a car magazine. He might have been in that(obviously giving the cagers what they want).
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[Jon]

Times at Rockingham national circuit, rider; Shane Byrne.

Porsche 911 turbo

power - 414bhp
weight - 1540kg
top speed - 190mph
cost - £88,000
lap time - 1m 25s

Ducati 999s

power - 120bhp
weight - 199kg
top speed - 170mph
cost - £13,250
lap time - 1m 10s

[Phoenix]

Well it's clearly a stupid match, no rider in their right mind would be pushing it terribly hard when they've got 1.5tonnes of car travelling at over 100mph right on top of them, bloody dangerous if you ask me. If they'd driven them seperately it would've been a different story.

Feel happy in the fact they have to fix it in order to get ahead of bikes

[kev]

[TiN]

Haha. JC actually admitted that he shat his pants when rode a Ducati Monster 600. This was when he interviewed Neil Morressey on Top Gear.
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[Crash it for fun]

Jeremy Clackson is a tosser! To my mind he has only one redeeming quality. He is my height (6'7") so If he finds there is good headroom/legroom in the car he is testing then the same goes for me. Other than that he is a useless c*nt.

[Deano]

I have a video of where an R1 vs a porsche 911 on the track and the r1 wins even though the porsche starts off in front.
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[McJamweasel]

Even *if* it was a fair and accurate test, I wonder if the 911 has advanced as much in the last 6 years as the R1 has...
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[Demonic69]

How's he got the cheek to call bikers gay? It's the bloody cagers that wank over him and all his wonderful driving skills. He's a gay boy racer icon
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[John]

Oh dear, I think it's easy to see who would have won on seperate laps... and the fact the biker is having a lot more fun i'm sure!
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[Bendy]

JC is *the man* and I won't hear a word against him.

[mr jamez]

Had to laugh as the bike just disappeared into the distance on the straight...silly porsche

does clarkson love porsches all of a sudden? i seem to remember him destroying a few on purpose in the past.....

/me would choose that bike though

[andrew]

[Bendy]

JC is funny, cos he pisses so many people off. Including you lot, apparently.

He the daddy.