Bernard manning is dead !!

[greatmoorred]

Love him or hate him, its another old comic gone.
" Three blacks running down the street, a copper stops them
"what are you up to ? "
" A lions escaped from the zoo "
" where is it then ? "
" well, you dont think we're chasing it do you ? " "

[pwntifex]

Racist, unfunny cunt. Good riddance.
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[thegubner]

I have met bernard manning and watched him perform at my mates pub, He was not racist at all, he told racist jokes, that is different to actively being racist.
There were two black lads watching him when I saw him and they laughed all the way through.


It is a damn shame, good old school comedian, and a nice bloke to boot.

[NickD]

Fat unfunny cunt...... I hope God turns out to be a 'Paki', 'Nigger', 'Chink', 'Wop' or a 'Dago'.

I bet as a mark of respect the Embassy club will be flying their flag at half caste.
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[thegubner]

I found his persona on the telly different to real life.

[pwntifex]

He regularly performed for the BNP -shrug-
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[EuropeanNC30R...]

A lot of older people are racist, doesn't mean they deserve to die.

[Dragonfly]

Can anyone refresh my mind as to who this guy is? i know the name but cant think of him.
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[Dragonfly]

[Whosthedaddy]

https://www.comedynightout.co.uk/mediac/400_0/media/manning-finger.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=bernard+manning&search=Search
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[Dragonfly]

Thanks for that, seems familar but not my kind of comedian, i prefer Lee Evans and Dane Cook.

outof ratings whosthedaddy but heres an IOU
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Damn, I liked his Turkey Drummers

[trevoriv]

Jokes based on stereotypes, nothing out of the ordinary there, just old fashioned stereotypes that's all.

Never found him funny, but never found offensive either.

Still RIP.
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[Skudd]

He told jokes about all races. As we all know a racist believes that one race is better than another. Yes he did call people of different races by terms that wouldn't be deemed as PC, but he treated all races the same so he wasn't actually racist.

How many people here tell or laugh at blonde jokes ? They are all racist jokes as the joke is saying a blonde is less than a none blonde.

His humour could offend those who are offended by pigeons shitting on their car because the pigeons didn't crap on a white car so the pigeons are racist. If you didn't like him you didn't need to listen to him.

I'm more offended by rap music using the "N" word to each other when I ,as a white, can't use it. ( not that I would anyway )

I always thought that the Kumars at No 84 or what ever it was called was one of the most racist programmes ever as it took the piss out of the white society. but that is ok because it was ethnic humour. still racist though.
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[pwntifex]

[Skudd]

[pwntifex]

[thegubner]

[LeeR]

[thegubner]

Why good riddance? because he told racist jokes?
I firmly saw him with my own eyes shake the hands of two black well wishers after a performance. some racist that.


A joke is a joke.
I personally think its a shame, he was a funny bloke and he was well respected.


If its the case he told racist jokes, would you all say the same if chris rock died?

[Didge]

[pwntifex]

[bazza]

[Ariel Badger]

he will not be missed. The rest of mankind can now enjoy the oxygen he was wasting.
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