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J0Al1
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PostPosted: 09:22 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Jehovah's Reply with quote

Permission to laugh, this is actually quite amusing.

I asked a guy out ....

I got an email back saying . . . "Not meaning to be presumptuous, I am an Jehovah's Witness and don't date outside, but a coffee would be great".

Embarassed


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PostPosted: 09:36 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jehovas_Witness

Have a quick read of that, will tell you all you need to know.

Unlucky.
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PostPosted: 09:40 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

He kinda put tha dampner on things there didnt he. He may even like you but by sounds of it you will have to convert if you want him. I dont know alot about johovah's but they used to call round doors and say alot of Jesus stuff that would bore me senceless. So your conversation over coffee may be about the Divine one! get your bible out girl. Razz
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PostPosted: 10:05 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMG - read some of that link. . . I better not tell him too much about myself.

My sister is gay and I've got a child out of wed-lock. SINS!

This is going to be an interesting coffee.

Convert me? MY GOD, he would have to perform miracle on me. I'll let ya know.

Why me man, little me, can't life just be simple.
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PostPosted: 10:22 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:
OMG - read some of that link. . . I better not tell him too much about myself.

My sister is gay and I've got a child out of wed-lock. SINS!

This is going to be an interesting coffee.

Convert me? MY GOD, he would have to perform miracle on me. I'll let ya know.

Why me man, little me, can't life just be simple.


He will dam you to hell before you get that muffin with your coffee in your mouth! Laughing depends how serious he is into his failth to, but if he dosnt date outside his faith then you know he is serious and so will his family!

I say it will be interesting Mr. Green so when you meeting him?
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PostPosted: 10:28 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

He has in fact offered to treat me to lunch (on him) at 12.

What AM I doing.


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PostPosted: 10:35 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Re: Jehovah's Witness Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:

What are your thoughts? I just want to BED him and more.
FINAL


Well as far as the bedding is concerned, he might be a non-starter, cos they dont do pre-marital sex.

But then if he isnt a Hard Core Jehovah's Witness, you might be able to twist his arm.
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PostPosted: 10:37 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:
He has in fact offered to treat me to lunch (on him) at 12.

What AM I doing.


I want a full report of the lunch date. Very Happy

Let someone know your whereabouts in case he tries to brainwash you into conversion. Wink
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PostPosted: 10:44 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I won't show him my tattoo

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PostPosted: 10:46 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

The thought of this date makes me giggle Laughing sorry i can just imagine him choking on his muffin! or bringing you home to the parents and them choking on their muffin when you announce you have a kid out of wed lock Razz
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PostPosted: 10:49 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hopefully he won't be too strict a JW and you can get what you want! Let us know how the lunch date goes.

I'm soooo sorry, but this picture I couldn't resist....I'm sorry!

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PostPosted: 12:13 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I have to say, he is one of the nicest people I have met in a long time. Very nice person and I, very much like him. Shamefully in the wrong way Sad

I can fee some frustration coming on.
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PostPosted: 12:31 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:
I have to say, he is one of the nicest people I have met in a long time. Very nice person and I, very much like him. Shamefully in the wrong way Sad

I can fee some frustration coming on.


What did you talk about? did you tell him about yourself etc?

Sorry i am nosy Embarassed
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PostPosted: 12:38 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's obvious that you need a tattoed biker bloke who likes the odd drink and knows how to take a girl for a long hard ride, there must be one around here somewhere Shifty

But in all seriousness, just make him crack. Use all your womanly charms. Plus, if he's into the whole no sex before marriage thing he must be nearly bursting by now. You'll be doing him a favour - he might explode otherwise Wink .
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PostPosted: 13:07 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:
I have to say, he is one of the nicest people I have met in a long time. Very nice person and I, very much like him. Shamefully in the wrong way Sad

I can fee some frustration coming on.


So what happens next, how did you leave it Question ...did he give you any encouraging signs Question , like inviting you to door knock at the weekend. Wink
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PostPosted: 13:12 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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So what happens next, how did you leave it Question ...did he give you any encouraging signs Question , like inviting you to door knock at the weekend. Wink[/quote]


Laughing

I am so sorry for laughing again!
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PostPosted: 13:38 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

ha you guys are funny and this could only happen to me.


He was cool, has a good sence of humer. He was born into a JW family. He said that if a JW goes out with a non JW then the chaces of it working are low. I tend to agree.


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PostPosted: 13:43 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh we left it that we would do lunch again sometime.
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PostPosted: 13:48 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well to be fair, I;m a Roman catholic. And i don't believe in premarital sex, I confess all my sins regularly, I believe that communion is actually the body and blood of Christ, I believe I'm going to hell if I don't repent and be absolved of all my sins before I die. I believe homosexuality is a mortal sin, and women shouldn't be allowed to preach. I believe in heaven, where I will sit with Jesus and God and drink tea.


Do I Fcuk!



What I mean by this, is perhaps he is a Jehovah's witness, but a modern one.

He seems like a nice guy, so I say what can you loose by getting to know him better.

You might be lucky.

(I have never actually met a Jehovah's witness before.)
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PostPosted: 13:48 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:
Oh we left it that we would do lunch again sometime.


He will try and convert you by the sounds of it now. Are you ready for god? Laughing i am sorry for taking the micky he sounds really nice and there are worse blokes out there you could get. It could work, least he is a biker and you have something there and he dosnt condem bikers to hell which is good.

you have to find out about his family though, they have big influences.
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PostPosted: 13:50 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

SavageKymco wrote:
Well to be fair, I;m a Roman catholic. And i don't believe in premarital sex, I confess all my sins regularly, I believe that communion is actually the body and blood of Christ, I believe I'm going to hell if I don't repent and be absolved of all my sins before I die. I believe homosexuality is a mortal sin, and women shouldn't be allowed to preach. I believe in heaven, where I will sit with Jesus and God and drink tea.


Do I Fcuk!



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You actually had me going there for a while! the way you drink no way are you the pope! Laughing

not to mention drunk phone calls at 2am Shocked
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PostPosted: 14:40 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

dragonfly wrote:

It could work, least he is a biker and you have something there and he dosnt condem bikers to hell which is good.


I read that as condom.


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PostPosted: 15:17 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:
bring on the biker boy with a tatt that can show me a long hard ride please


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PostPosted: 15:18 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:
bring on the biker boy with a tatt that can show me a long hard ride please


Pictures? Razz

(joking by the way... Mr. Green)
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PostPosted: 15:28 - 25 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Monkeypie wrote:
Oh and guess what . . . he is a biker, just has no bike at the moment. Ha ha, thats cool eh. Thumbs Up

That makes him a *pedestrian*... not a biker.... Rolling Eyes
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