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Marc_Buck
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PostPosted: 16:48 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cor Blimey. Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked
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PostPosted: 18:01 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: 18:23 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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If and when a members decide to resign from the club, you will do so in writing.

You will hand in your written resignation as well as your colours.

You will not be allowed to ride for another club for a 3-month period.


And what the fuck, exactly, would you do about it?
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PostPosted: 18:35 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Re: Assassins MC - New Members Reply with quote

assassinsmc wrote:
New Members - Hi guys.
The Assassins MC are looking for members to join our club. You will off course firstly have to join us for a couple of functions, a couple of our monthly get togethers and a rally or two. Visit our website and keep looking for further details regarding our meetings, events etc. You can also contact our President on 079 529 4203 or the club secretary, Yollie on 072 213 4046. Email address is: [email protected] and our website is www.freewebs.com/assassinmcc Laughing


Rofl 'you lot are gonna get such a kicking when you run into a real club Mr. Green
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PostPosted: 18:36 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Toby R wrote:
Marc_Buck wrote:
Is the £ / $ rate really that high at the moment or was that a rough idea?


1.00 GBP = 1.99659 USD

Now is the time to buy from the US.

T


except its not in us$ its in south african rands
100rand = £6.96
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PostPosted: 18:46 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

No, i asked how much was xxx rand in Pounds Sterling, he gave the ammount in pounds and dollars, which i then realised that the rate was almost 2/1.

So although the buy in is not in us dollars, whilst reading the change rate to pounds i noticed what the dollar was at.

The comment about exchange rate was regarding pound to dollar, not rand.
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PostPosted: 18:56 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh fvcking dear Laughing Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: 18:57 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Road Captain will plan our trips and organise the kit car (s).


What sort of self-respecting biker gang has a kit car ferchrissake?
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PostPosted: 19:11 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

69.9mph wrote:
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The Road Captain will plan our trips and organise the kit car (s).


What sort of self-respecting biker gang has a kit car ferchrissake?


The same club that has bad boys on peds with L plates

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All riders will have a valid learners or license.


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PostPosted: 20:00 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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The Road Captain will plan our trips and organise the kit car (s).



Michael Knight has fallen on hard times then...

I'm interested in joining but if I've got to ask everytime I want to fart we're not going to get a lot of riding in...
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PostPosted: 20:22 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Re: Assassins MC - New Members Reply with quote

assassinsmc wrote:
You will off course firstly have to join us for a couple of functions, a couple of our monthly get togethers and a rally or two.

Off course? I bet their rides are a real laugh.... Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 20:45 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

As a South African outfit they could be forgiven their appalling English as it may not be their first language... but they can't be forgiven for being cocks!

Their manifesto kinda knocks the "biking is freedom" idea on the head, don't it Wink
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PostPosted: 22:36 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Different culture - probably seems reasonable if you live there.
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PostPosted: 22:42 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Have some sort of respect - childish messages in their guestbook looks well imature.
Look at the gallery - pretty ordinary guys enjoying regular bikes like you - but Afrikana background.
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PostPosted: 22:54 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

doggone wrote:
Different culture - probably seems reasonable if you live there.


I lived just over the Limpopo River in Zimbabwe. They are wankers in any language.
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PostPosted: 23:05 - 27 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

ass assassins wrote:
OUR PATCH

Cyborg women with a trident in her hand, riding on a dragon (burning rubber).



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PostPosted: 00:13 - 28 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

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All riders will have a valid learners or license.


Hand

You cannot be an outlaw club member if you're not prepared to break a few laws, dudes!


Doh.
They shouldn't need to be told Rolling Eyes



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PostPosted: 00:18 - 28 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

And plus ...

They have registered as "assassinsmc", placed in their post that they are Assassins MC ... and yet on their website they are listed as AssassinsMCC.

I'm sure there's some neanderthal grammatical rule about that sort of malarkey Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: 00:41 - 28 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

Rename the club as big girls blouse bikers. Laughing
The rules are shit to say the least.
Bikers are not bikers if they go for those rules they are people that feel
inferior to the master of the club.What a load of crap. Shocked

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PostPosted: 01:27 - 28 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmmnz wrote:
except its not in us$ its in south african rands
100rand = £6.96


Ya I said £7 or $14 as a 'FYI' to ZRX incase he was currency-mongtarded.

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PostPosted: 03:06 - 28 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

hellkat wrote:
And plus ...

They have registered as "assassinsmc", placed in their post that they are Assassins MC ... and yet on their website they are listed as AssassinsMCC.

I'm sure there's some neanderthal grammatical rule about that sort of malarkey Rolling Eyes

There is.... (at least in the US)
HA & the like have 3 patch & "lesser" clubs have a 2 patch deal.
HA etc are MC & the lesser clubs are MCC.. What that basically means is that HA will tolerate an MCC on their local turf, but not another MC... unless there's some deal going on between em.. It's all very cliquey Wink
Around here it's mostly HA.. & Mongols.. Lot of the SoCal HA used to be Satans Slaves affiliated with that bunch from Devon, Fife & Shipley etc in the UK but switched over years ago to HA... & then the local 2 patchers are Vagos.

There was quite a funny thread about this subject on LaBusas a couple of weeks back...You'l get a giggle out of this:
https://www.labusas.org/forum/showthread.php?t=86544
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PostPosted: 03:15 - 28 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

ZRX61 wrote:

There was quite a funny thread about this subject on LaBusas a couple of weeks back...You'l get a giggle out of this:
https://www.labusas.org/forum/showthread.php?t=86544


Oh man I saw that advert the other day and just burst out laughing.

Laughing
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PostPosted: 03:16 - 28 Jun 2007    Post subject: Reply with quote

I had a dog called Patch once.

We found him cos (we thought, being townies) that he was running down the middle of some country A road, and being a lost dog.

So we carted him off to Auckland in the car, and reported him to the police, but nobody claimed him, so we kept him.

It only occurred to me 20 years later that he probably knew exactly where he was, and was just going from one part of the farm to the other...

... and that we'd dognapped him Shocked

Felt sort of guilty when I realised that some farmer had lost his dog, but by then it was too late.

Ah, Patch ... bless.
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