3 Things that dont mix. What silly things have you done?

R1stu · Shrek! Joined: 12 Mar 2003 Karma :

1) No lights on

2)Candle next to PC

3)Compressed air can

Well I was sat next to my pc when I spilt some candle wax over the keyboard, and it started to play up. So I thought that I would clean it out by banging out the wax and then spraying it out with the compressed air can!

All was well until the said can caught the candle and WOOOMPH! keyboards on file my arms on fire and screen on fire.

Well after I put it out I noticed that wonderfull smell of burnt hair, from my arms and face. Shocked

So I know look (and smell) rather funny! So what silly things have your guys done?
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M1ke · Ped Boi Joined: 11 Jun 2002 Karma :

I once mixed baileys and a orange reef thing together and then when the hard stuff formed on the surface of the bailey i ate it with a spoon... don't think i have ever been so sick.

But i have to admit, the thing you did above is far, far stupider!

Bendy · Mrs Sensible Joined: 10 Jun 2002 Karma :

M1ke · Ped Boi Joined: 11 Jun 2002 Karma :

Lets just say I haven't had bailies nor orange reefs (or anything orangey alcoholic related) since that little mishap. It has put me right off.

I was told that it was the milk in the baileys once mixed with something fizzy goes off straight away, so basically i was eating gone off milk with a hint of orangeness.

Sparks! · Sir Tart-a-lot Joined: 30 Aug 2003 Karma :

someone told me baileys went nicely with lemonade.. so i mixed it.. needless to say i didnt drink it...

silly things that ive done.... hmmmmm... where do i start?
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Key Walshe · Nova Slayer Joined: 08 Oct 2003 Karma :

I ain't got a story to add, just that the drink's you've made are what's known as BlowJob Revenge. Never tried it myself, honestly, but read up it in a mag one day and told a female friend of mine about it, she then went and offered to buy a drink for a fella she really didn't like. You're supposed to drink a Bailey's, then whilst it's in your mouth squeeze in some lemon juice, it ferments or whatever into a slimy liquid kinda like our very own love gravy Sick

The lad was seen running to the loo and was later thrown out the night-club with a mess down his front! It must work then going off what happened then, and I make sure never to try anything mixed with Bailey's unless someone else has it first...
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Hannah · Nitrous Nuisance Joined: 18 Aug 2003 Karma :

hmm let me see....

Last weekend.

I'm in the shower minding my own business when suddenly it stops for a minute, then switches back on and it's freezing cold! Turns out that the circuit board has blown! So that means Gav either having to get a new one for £55 or buying a new shower for around £80....so we get a new shower. Sad

Then, that night... I'm on the laptop, typing happily away when I stupidly drop a load of wine in the keyboard. Crying or Very sad

We turned off the power and cleaned it out, but it hasn't worked since. Sad

Gav had just bought a wireless network as well Crying or Very sad

Finally, I'm sitting on the bed, not moving or anything and i've been sitting for about 5 minutes, when the wooden base part snaps Embarassed

I'm hoping that the bad luck comes in three's thing is true...because I really can't have anything else happen. Crying or Very sad

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WildGoose · White Van Man Joined: 20 Mar 2002 Karma :

CBR250 + Gravel + Bentley

R6 + Blue Van Man + Motorway +/-Rush Hour

Drunk Christmas Party + Moped + Best Suit

there are more, lots lots more, some not even comfortable writing about, but there you go for now Razz

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one1895 · Posted: 00:48 - 19 Oct 2003 Post subject:

Hmm... got to be in Cyprus two years ago, it involved:

Alcohol
Girls
Cactus

After failing to pull on a night out and getting back to my apartment, I took a lie down outside on the grass. As I was getting back up I managed to walk into a cactus. Embarassed

Them prickles never did come outta my shirt.
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Kickstart · The Oracle Joined: 04 Feb 2002 Karma :

Hi

Once was dared to drink a pint of Guiness with a double dark rum in it in a minute. Managed that. Second part was to keep it down for 5 minutes. Failed that part.

Cannot stand the smell of rum anymore, and won't touch Guiness either.

All the best

Keith
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Hex · Party Boy Joined: 04 Feb 2002 Karma :

I'd never do anything as daft as you guys. Very Happy

Oh hang on - Thong moto, washing a keyboard under a tap, steaming a laptop keyboard. I wont bother continuing. Laughing

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McJamweasel · BCF Junkie Joined: 22 Mar 2002 Karma :

Sparks! · Sir Tart-a-lot Joined: 30 Aug 2003 Karma :

my mum once made beans on toast..

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all was great.... until she realised she'd forgot the plate... Laughing

She put the toast on the worktop and poured the beans over the toast Laughing

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Major_Grooves · The Doctor Joined: 10 May 2002 Karma :

Black Hawk Down

Alcohol

Italian Mayors

Got drunk whilst ski-ing in Italy. My holiday reading was "Black Hawk Down" so I was inspired to have a game of "soldiers" with my brother in the ski village at night. Got lost and couldn't find appartment. Broke into familiar looking building. Fought bald fat man with my rifle (a wooden pole I had found). Fat man turned out to be mayor of village. Got arrested. Brother got beaten up by huge Italian policeman wearing only underpants. Then got hassled by undercover police all week wherever we went.

Makes for a great pub story though so it was worth it! Laughing

NSR125-Kid-UK · Attention Whore Joined: 03 May 2003 Karma :

Oopsie lol!
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