Box hill report II

[retrofly]

Hi
Ok heres the rest of our jorney.................(if ya can be fecked to read it all)


..............after the copper had given finished he let us through, As u probably know we crwaled though, Round the corner a truck was just liftin up the crashed bike , It looked really bad the front forks were completely broken the only thing keepin em on were the break cables, according to korn. As soon as we were out of sight we were off again crusing. Craig did me on the outside of a corner just after, as usual he decided to go on the wrong side of the road the Big nutter hehehe lol, Anyway we were just about to go onto a dule carridge way when erveryone decides to turn off without usin there indicators, Fuck me i thought as i slamed on me brakes tryin not to go into the back of Viper. We stopped soon after to have a chat about stuff n that and we decide to go off for another hack, but first we need sum petol, korn took us to a station but when we got there we realizied it was shut , errrrrrrrrrrrr, so off we went again, By now Korn and Kris were flyin now gettin there kneed down corners, so thought yeah ill try that, so i see em both fly round a corner gettin there knee down, so off i go i go into the corner way faster than i usually do and i realise im not leaning it enough fot the the corner so i decided to just risk and down it goes and it stays there, woo hoo, knee donw , toe down yay, but i wasnt gunna try and do that again, After some close encounters with sum horse's and cycalist and sum water (ay Craig) we got to the petrol station where Craig and Kris filled up i think, where we had a chat about how much of a nutter Korn was and we were off again. We were goin down a dule carridge and suddenly craig pull onto the grass, thinkin that somin had gone wrong i pull up too , and go and see what up, viper pulls over to see whats wrong turns out he forgot to do his strap up, good grief anyway off we went, Korn followed by Kris then quite far behind Me Viper and Craig. Korn and Kris dissapear round sum bends i decide to speed up,. Suddenly a left habd corner tightens up like a bitch, i must have been doin 50mph and it was a tiny hairpin (fuck ithought this aint gunna be pretty), i try and dip the bike but the front wheel slips, i put my foot down to try and save it, the bike sits up and goes straight accross the road. I cut infron of a pug and i thought i was dead but for sum reason i had the fuckin luck of a fuckin god theres only a slip roda vroom i fly down that and slam on the breaks, but its not over yet. Vipers sees me and goes straight on and just misses the pug by inches the car locks up its wheels and goes into a gate, suddenly craig flys into the corner, who also fucks it up and just misses the pug, too . If it wasnt for the slip road we'd all be pissin into a cathothter by now. We all stop in the road hoping that our hearts start beatin again. The bloke in the pug gets out to survey the damage but then he just drives off so i think the car was ok. Anway i look back and see kris poking his helmet round the korner, closely followed by korn. Anyway we have a natter about what just happened and have a few larfs, and kris starts doin a burnout cause he cant be arsed to turn the bike around lol. Anyway we're off again a bit shook up and off we go. Kris and Korn fly off into the distance as usual, followed quickly by craig, leavin me an vipes all alone at the back tryin deperatly to catch up. Anyway after a few stupid overtakin manovers and alot of waiting by the guys in fron we catch up yay. Now we're headin into scratchin territory, That means alot of rounda-bouts. Korn's infront followed by craig kris me and Vickey. Korns off and craigs tryin desperatly to get his knee down but the cant do it so Kris goes round the outside right infront of some spectators yay, I thought i was scrtachin my pegs but it turned ot to tbe the screw on me toe sliders so i have to get it out with a pair of pliyers now . Anyway now we start crusing down the dule carridge way and with all my might and tucjed behind the faring i overtake korn. I dont think he likes this cause he wizzes passed me round a bend right next me which momentarily shits me up. Anyway, we finally get back to box hill, but andy and zim have gone home . Then we have a quick caht be4 me and kris decide to go home.

Thats it really, if youve read all that then you deserve a medal, soz about spellings but i cant be fecked to check it so deal with. If i've missed anything out or written anything wrong then just post, that means u guys, Korn, Kris, Viper, Craig

Luke
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[Viper]

Jesus Luke!! U have too much time!!

I take it you've given up tryng to revise then!!!!

[craigT19]

u missed sommin......


when i overtook i wasnt in the other lane i was on the white lines lol...


ohhh when we were goin down the duel cariagway and you were tucked behind your fairing flat out me and kris overtook you still sat upright lol
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[zaknafien]

god damnit that sound like so much fun

i need me leathers and someone to go riding with
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[retrofly]

Hi
I know craig feckin cunt and hes a big bloke which makes it even worse, i thought saying u were on the otherside of the road would sound btw, and yes i have no time vipes and yes zak come and join us.

LUke
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[zaknafien]

slight problem of living up north mate
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02 Firestorm.

[Mole]

Luke,

Having read your report, I wonder if I should cancel the ofer I mate to
Craig to let im ave a go on my NC30

What do think?

Mole
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[retrofly]

Hi
Mole, i think if i told you not to let craig have a go on ure NC30 he'd kill me, however im a safe rider so why dont u let me have a go hehehehe , ive ridden a vfr before so id be much better than craig, Only joking naaaa lte craig ride it, when ure on someone elses bike ure soo scared that u cant do anythink stupid, u start riding like a little old granny on one of the moped thing aghhhhhhh the power, i canny take the power captin so on, and so forth

Luke
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[Kris]

[retrofly]

Hi
Oh yeah hehehe thanx kris

LUke
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[craigT19]

lol



also ive now managed to do some minor damage to my right knee slider, i touched it down but as i did it the front end got all out of shape so i had to abort
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[retrofly]

hi
YAY CRAIG NOW U HAVE TO GET IT DOWN ON A CORNER

LUKE
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[Mole]

Sod all this boy racer stuff !!!!

I'l leave my NC30 in the garage on Sundays in Future

Boy racer Mole
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[craigT19]

hehehe dont worry mole i wont tell um that i saw you soooo low round a round-about that the side of your right sholder was scraping the road lol
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[retrofly]

hi
No boy racer stuff, u do know that uve got a VFR dont u?


Luke
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